Description: You run into your ex-boyfriend while at a party with your current one and during the encounter are reminded of all the ways he still controls you. You aren’t entirely surprised to find yourself on your knees in the bathroom with him in front of you minutes later.
A/N: @avveh prepare to die. I think I listened to The Weeknd the entire time I wrote this haha. Some of the songs were played over 100 times just during the time I wrote this, particularly “Shameless”, “Earned It”, and “Often”.
“Ah, Saturday morning in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is watching his favorite Saturday morning show: The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Enjoying a bowl of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Bran Cereal, and wearing the official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy breakfast biters.”
A/N: Holy shit, guys. This is the longest one shot I’ve ever written and I’m not sure what happened, but it just took on a mind of its own. Like, who am I? Anyways, enjoy!
You were never one to hold back, especially when you wanted something. In this case, it was someone. In fact, the more the object or person of interest resisted, the more determined you were; you always enjoyed a challenge. From the moment that Bucky Barnes first stepped foot out of the elevator doors, you were drawn to him.
YOU GUYS THEY JUST POSTED THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW STUFF PACK AND I’M SO EXCITED
The Sims 4: Bowling Night Stuff Pack
“Your Sims will soon be able to take to the lanes and level up their new bowling skill with the all new Bowling Lane object! Accompanied with a slew of retro vibe objects, including new seating, lighting, and even bowling ball racks, builders out there will be able to really deck out their venues. Whether customizing your local bar to include a nice bowling space, or turning your nightclub into a sweet local hangout spot where your Sims can dance the night away, Sims can also enjoy a bit of Moonlight Bowling to really set the vibe.
And objects aren’t the only new addition to this pack, we’ve got a slew of new clothing items that will make your Sim the envy of their friends with some swanky retro hairstyles and clothes to match! Now you can have your Sims bowling team dress up in matching outfits (with corresponding bowling shoes!) so the locals know that you mean busy.”
We all know that I hate bowling (there was a childhood incident, don’t ask) but I just watched the trailer like three times and I’m suddenly obsessed. Especially with the new CAS stuff. I’m such a fan.
How annoying, right? You drive completely out of your way for a POT date for him to completely bail. I will say though, this is a first for me but this does happen to the best of us. Here’s how to help.
1) Try and get there first and say you need a table for one.
When you do this, they’ll only set up a table for one, not two. Meaning, you won’t sit through your own lunch or dinner by yourself. No one would ever guess. :) If he does come, getting another table setting is no big deal.
2) Don’t be discouraged.
This happens to us all the time. Think positive. Today was such a beautiful day in Arizona that I actually truly enjoyed sitting outside eating my bowl of strawberries.
3)Try and find a last minute replacement whether it be an SD or just a friend.
I actually tried calling one of my other ones, or even a friend who lived by to come and join me las minute. “Hey, I’m actually at _______ and was thinking of you, you’re more than welcome to come join.”
4) Make the day about you.
After him not showing up, I browsed the mall, got a real lunch and took time for myself. I was even happier knowing I could get to go home and do extra homework I needed to make up before the break ended.
5) Don’t put your eggs in one basket.
When I first started SA I only wanted one guy, but then shit like this would happen and I would freak out because I needed cash. Today, wasn’t the story because I’m like eh, I have three others. (AND FELINE FELIX IS TOMORROW! :D)
6) If he contacts you…
Finds out his friend was in a legitimate motorcycle accident. Picture included of his friend and Reverse Google Image site verified. He said he was extremely sorry and that he would make it up to me. USUALLY I wouldn’t give this guy a second blink but we have conversed, he’s very kind and respectable. He also bought me lingerie off of Yandy.com prior to meeting me.
However, be warned if you do give a guy a second chance he may end up doing the same thing again. I’ve totally been there. If you want, tell him be better wire some money to your pay pal to make sure he’s actually going to come if you do give him a second chance.
BTS REACTION (Hyung Line): They mistake your quinceañera photo for a wedding photo.
I did this for pure funsies. To all my fellow Latinas out there.
Fun fact: My quinceañera dress was actually a wedding dress but because it was champagne nobody really thought much about it. 😂 Please enjoy!
S E O K J I N:
He is cleaning out the closet and finds a box of yours that has dozens of pictures in it. He sees a photo of you in a white dress with a bouquet of pink roses in your hands, eating a piece of bread given to you by a priest, and next to you is a man in a black suit doing the same. The picture is blurry but the effect it has on him is clear. He has a ring in his pocket and a future planned out, but how can he propose when apparently you don’t trust him as much as he thought you did?
He wants to talk to you about it immediately and goes to the kitchen where you are enjoying a bowl of cereal as a snack. He slides the picture to you, “What is this?”
His tone is one of frustration, which causes you to scrunch your brows and pick up the photo. “A photo of my quinceañera ceremony? Wasn’t this in a box in the closet?”
“A photo of what?”
“My quinceañera…In my culture, at the age of 15 girls are considered women. Families hold a religious ceremony and big party in celebration.”
He looks at you in confusion, “Then why do you look like a bride?”
You huff, “Years later and I still get this shit! Wait, did you think I was married?!”
“What? No…” Before you can reply back he pecks you on the lips, “But what do you think of becoming a bride?” He takes out the ring from his pocket and gets down on one knee, “Will you marry me?”
Y O O N G I:
He takes a quick glance at the picture on the desk of your office. It’s a photo of you in a white dress, laying your head on the chest of a man in a black tux with his arms around your lower back. You and the man are looking at each other with joyous smiles. He frowns a bit, but decides that he does not give a crap about you having already been married. In fact, he’s thankful that your fool of an ex-husband let you go because then you wouldn’t be with him.
From then on, he is extra affectionate towards you. Letting you know how much you mean to him and expressing his love more often. He doesn’t want to risk losing you over him appearing to be unappreciative of you. It’s not until you introduce him to the man in the photo that he even remembers you had been married before.
“Yoongi, this is my best friend M/F/N.”
He looks at him with a tilted head and scrutinizing eyes, “You’re that guy from the picture on her desk.”
Your friend laughs, “That picture from her quinceañera? It’s so old but it’s her favorite one of us.” Later, he discreetly googles quinceañera. Satisfied with the information that you were indeed not married to your best friend, Yoongi asks him for advice on how to propose to you.
H O S E O K:
He is helping you unpack your stuff into the new apartment. While you are in the kitchen fixing up lunch, he comes across a white lace album with a gold heart that has August 25 threaded in white on the lower left. Curious, he opens it and on the very first page there is a picture of you in a beautiful white dress, with a bouquet of hydrangeas in your hands, and a handsome man in a white suit with his arm around you. Your smiling the widest he’s ever seen and the man is looking at you affectionately. Hobi doesn’t notice the subtle signs of youth, too taken aback by how radiant you look. Then his mind goes to a screeching halt, ‘WAIT, SHE WAS MARRIED ADFSJKL?!?’
He wonders why you haven’t told him, aren’t you two in a serious relationship? You are moving in with each other! But then, he thinks of all the possible reasons for you to get divorced when you clearly looked happy, and becomes determined to express to you that you can confide in him more.
You walk in with a plate of sandwiches and see the album in his hands. “Oh, is that my quinceañera album? I never finished that.”
N A M J O O N:
He’s waiting for you to get ready for your date. It isn’t the first time he’s been in your apartment but it’s the first time he actually pays attention to the things around him. Looking at all the pictures you have on your fireplace, he notices an elegant silver frame that’s been pushed to the far back. He wipes off the dust on the frame with his sleeve. The picture is of you in a white dress, holding a man’s hand with your right right, and in your left there is a large bouquet of baby breaths. The priest behind the two of you has a bible against his chest and is wearing a fatherly grin. You are wearing a smile that shows all teeth and the other person is looking at the floor with their own toothy one. The picture is taken from a distance so your age isn’t discernible.
He takes a deep breath, ‘Okay Namjoon, so she was married and hasn’t told you. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t trust you. She’s just not ready yet, which makes sense…Even though it’s been six months…God, we are both in our 20s, she must have gotten married young. I hope her divorce settled easily.’
You walk into your living room and immediately recognize the silver frame in his hand. “Oh, I thought I lost that!” You smile as you look at the photo from over his shoulder, “That reminds me, it’s going to be my little cousin’s quinceañera soon. I think it’s a good opportunity to have you meet my family.”
“…That makes a lot more sense,” he says out loud, which causes you to look at him in confusion.
Boooooiiii, where that above 140 IQ at.
Edited: July 16, 2017
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Before getting pregnant, you thought that the stories you heard of getting random cravings in the middle of the night were total exaggerations.
But as you found yourself waking up at four o’clock in the morning with a strong desire for Froot Loops, you sighed in realization of how actual those stories had been.
Carefully climbing out of bed in hopes of not waking Spencer, you tiptoed your way into the kitchen and began to make your bowl of cereal as quietly as possible.
Once you were sat down at your dining table, enjoying the small bowl of cereal and mindlessly scrolling through your phone, you jumped in surprise at the groggy voice that came from behind you.
“Are you really awake and eating right now?”
“I’m pregnant,” you mumbled around the spoon you had placed in your mouth, “Cut me some slack.”
Chuckling softly, Spencer came to sit opposite from you. His eyes still heavy with sleep and his hair messily sticking up in all different directions, you couldn’t help but smile in adoration.
“I didn’t mean to wake you up,” you felt bad knowing that Spencer was to be at work in a little over two hours.
“It’s okay,” Spencer shrugged, “I mean, I guess I should get used to it.”
Swirling your spoon around the milk that had become dyed with colors, you smiled thinking about the four o’clock mornings to come, full of feedings and diaper changes.
“Will you still want to sit up and eat Froot Loops with me at the crack of dawn when you’re sleep deprived and covered in baby puke?”
Reaching over to take a hand full of cereal from the box, Spencer popped a piece into his mouth, “As long as it’s with you, I would do it at any hour.”
43. Frost the damn cupcakes.
From the moment that he woke up, Spencer had been in an overly affectionate mood. On most days, you would have reveled in his love, but with it being the same day as Garcia’s surprise party, you found yourself too busy to properly enjoy his mood.
Standing in front of the two dozen cupcakes that had just finished cooling, you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.
“Spencer,” you groaned, reaching for the piping bag you had previously laid out, “I need to get these decorated.”
“The party doesn’t start for another two hours,” his lips ghosted over your neck, “You still have time.”
“But I have to finish the cupcakes, and then get ready, and then we have to head over to Morgan’s place” your voice got softer and softer as Spencer’s lips trailed higher and higher up your neck.
Your resolve was beginning to weaken as Spencer hummed against your pulse point and spun you around to face him, however, you refused to give in.
“You know what I would love for you to do?” your lips grazed against his.
“What?” Spencer practically begged, bumping his nose against yours.
“I would love for you to…” your voice trailed off, knowing full well you were teasing him, “Frost the damn cupcakes.”
Taking the piping bag that you still held in your hand, you pressed it against Spencer’s chest and released yourself from his grip, quickly heading for the bathroom to get ready for the night, but not before you heard Spencer let out a frustrated groan.
51. I’m your husband. It’s my job.
“You were so over the line! That strike doesn’t count!”
The accusing tone that Penelope had pointed at Morgan was so serious that it had the whole team dissolved in laughter.
“I was not over the line, baby girl” Morgan smirked, sauntering back to his seat and crossing his arms behind his head, “In fact, I do believe that strike has put me in the lead.”
Prior to the start of this game, Penelope thought that wagering a bet on the last game of the night would make it a bit more interesting. The wager being that whoever was to get the highest score would get a round of drinks bought for them by whoever had the lowest score.
Glancing up at the leaderboard that hung overhead, you giggled upon seeing that in the final frame of the game, Morgan had in fact taken the lead while poor Penelope was losing by a landslide in comparison to everyone else.
“Don’t get too cocky, Morgan,” Spencer teased from his seat next to you, “Y/N isn’t trailing too far behind you.”
Spencer was right, all you had to do was get a strike yourself and you would have beaten Morgan by two points.
“Well, it’s a good thing that it’s your girls turn” confidence dripped from Morgan’s voice as you came to pick up the bright orange bowling ball you had chosen for the night.
“You’re going down, Derek” you winked, earning a chorus of cheers from the rest of the team who wished to see Morgan lose a sports game for once.
Making your way up the alley, you chucked your ball down the lane and crossed your fingers as it rolled towards the pins. In a flurry, the pins toppled into each other one by one until none were left standing.
The entire team, excluding Morgan, leaped from their seats and cheered louder than they had before. Spencer darted towards you as you came to rejoice with them, wrapping his arm around your waist and lifting you off the ground.
A joyous laugh left your lips as he spun you around, “I didn’t think that you’d be this excited for me to win.”
“I’ll always be excited to watch you succeed,” Spencer beamed, “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”
Cooing at the pride that Spencer showed to you, Penelope reached for her purse and a begrudging Morgan, “Alright, you lovebirds, let’s go get some drinks for our newest MVP!”
Summary: I don’t know where I saw the prompt but it was basically “Person A kicked your butt in FPS multiplayer” so it stemmed from that.
Warnings & A/N: there’s a bit of swearing right out of the gate for accuracy? because I personally get mouthy when playing COD. Like. Bad. Why are people such shits? SORRY ANYWAY. It’s kinda fluffy. Basically it’s all over the place.
Word Count: 1211
“MotherFUCKING ASSHOLE. What the SHIT?!” you yelled, finally unable to control your brain-to-mouth filter any longer. The image on the screen changed to a final scoreboard before you were blessed with the replay of your soldier dying as the game winning kill.
Despite the intense annoyance at your recent fate, it felt nice to finally scream your frustration after spending the past hour trying to stay quiet so no one would overhear your colorful vocabulary. You let out an exasperated huff as you flopped back onto your bed. Guessing that was the point of your night where everything started getting really annoying, you tossed your controller onto your nightstand and decided to call it a night.
You and Wanda were seated at the kitchen island the next morning, both enjoying a bowl of cereal when the Three Musketeers returned from their run.
You nodded to the men in greeting before refocusing on your breakfast. You weren’t quite ready for full on conversations yet, so you tried to ignore how they were watching you closely.
Of course it was Sam who finally spoke up.
“Did you have company last night?”
You shook your head before bringing another spoonful of cereal to your mouth.
“An intense phone call?”
You cocked an eyebrow as you looked up at your friend. “No? Why?”
“Sounds like you need to take some relaxation pointers from Banner,” Bucky piped in, an amused smirk plastered across his face.
I'm sorry if this isn't the type of prompt your looking for but I thought that idea of the black lion being able to take over her pilot in an emergency was interesting and I'd love to see Keith and pidge's reaction whether they see it first hand or hear about it from lance and hunk :))
I’m looking for all kinds of prompts!
For the curious, the fic in question is here. Honestly, I’d forgotten all about it, so thank you for the reminder.
Of all the members of the team, Keith considered himself the most used to how strange Shiro could be when the mood struck. No one else had seen Shiro go through phases of almost obsessive interest, no one else had heard him laugh over their potential deaths after wiping out in the desert, no one else had seen the way he’d carry on outrageously over anything but a perfect score on a test or essay.
That being said, this was still odd.
First of all, there was no reason Shiro should have been out of bed. Allura had personally banished him to his room after their last battle, once he’d admitted he hadn’t slept that night, and not really the night before. It had shown, which was proof enough how bad the situation had gotten.
Secondly, Shiro had taken over the kitchen, which was not at all his usual domain. Thankfully he wasn’t trying to cook anything, but he had a line of bowls spanning the entire fifteen-foot length of the counter space. Each one was filled with small amount of- well, of just about every kind of food they had, it seemed like. They were all perfectly lined up two inches from the edge. As they watched, Shiro put the last one down, then readjusted it until it matched the others.
My shower thoughts:
so like, you know how every time a new my little pony character appears there's at least one gross opportunist desperately reaching for their tablet stylus to be the first to draw porn of them? What if I evened it out by insistently drawing every character eating ice cream. Nothing sexual or fetishistic, just every time a new character appears I create a family friendly image of them enjoying a bowl or cone of that good cold stuff. What if I dedicated hours of my life to this
Here’s the post I’ve been meaning to do for a while… HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT AÇAÏ BOWL! There are lots of places where you can get Açai bowls now but there are only a few places (where I am in Sydney) that I think do really good ones. I like to make my own because I can adjust the smoothie base to my taste and also add whatever toppings I want! It’s more economical to make it at home it’s so easy to do as well so I would highly recommend giving it a try!
Earth To Table - Where I had my very first Açaï bowl. My favourite grawnola!
My creation - I always like to add a crunchy granola and nut butter 😍
My creation - Adding coconut yogurt is delicious!
Cocobliss - Perfect summer treat with mango and coconut yogurt.
My creation - Try adding homemade muesli on top.
Cocobliss - Use fruit as a topping for a fresh treat. Oh and some raw cacao sauce won’t hurt!
My creation - Cacao and peanut butter… All time favourite flavour combo on anything! 😀
My creation - One of my first homemade Açaï bowls with my greenola 🙂
My creation - Add a crunchy element in your topping e.g. granola, nuts and cacao nibs.
My creation - Banana, cacao and PB 👍
Yoga Bar - Strawberries work well as a topping!
Bare Naked Bowls - Try adding goji berries as a topping 🙀
My creation - Passionfruit helps offset some of the sweetness 🙌
My creation - One of my first homemade bowls… I think I added some raw brownie 🤗
My creation - A recent bowl with my Black Forest base (see below)!
My creation - Be generous with the toppings 🙃
My creation - Add raw slices/cakes to up your toppings game 👊
My creation - Probably my finest yet… One of my first creations when I got my new Vitamix blender… So creamy!
My creation - Same but different 😉
Bare Naked Bowls - Perfect summer treat ☀️
Vida Surf Shop - Officially my favourite place for Açai in Sydney!!!!! The base is spot on 👌
My creation - How cute is my pineapple bowl? 😄
Ohana Acai Bar - Tried this in Perth!
Cocobliss - Healthy and decadent treat 😍
I think the thing that determines the quality of an Açaï bowl is the texture. You need a base that is thick, creamy and full of flavour. Here are my five rules:
Make sure all the base ingredients are frozen. This will give the base the thick result you are after - a runny base is not nice.
Use a frozen Açaï sachet. This adds more substance to your base and again gives you a thicker result. You can use freeze-dried powder but this will not give it the same result.
Bananas should be the main fruit ingredient. Frozen bananas will give the base a creamy texture.
Blend with plant-based milk. I have found that most places will blend with coconut water or fruit juice - this results in a base that it is often sweeter (due to the natural sugars in the fruit) and more icy. I personally prefer a creamier base so my favourite liquid to add is soy milk but you can use any sort of plant-based milk. Also make sure you don’t add too much liquid - just enough for it to blend.
Buy a good blender. I use a Vitamix and it does an amazing job at blending all the frozen ingredients together quickly so it does not melt and the result is so smooth.
I also though I’d share one of my personal favourites. My ‘Black Forest Açaï Bowl’ (click on link) which I have featured a number of times. I like fewer ingredients in the base so this recipe is quite simple. It’s definitely my personal favourite Açai bowl recipe so I hope you enjoy it!
Black Forest Açaï Bowl
- A frozen banana
- ½ cup frozen cherries (you can also use berries but I think this gives the best flavour combination)
- 1 frozen Açaï sachet (I like to use the unsweetened kind)
- ~¼ cup soy milk
Put all ingredients into a high-power blender (I use a Vitamix). Blend on low with tamper and slowly increase speed until you get a smooth mix. Spoon into a bowl and serve with desired toppings.