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One by one, black New England Patriots players are refusing to visit Donald Trump’s White House

  • It’s tradition for the team who wins the Super Bowl to visit the White House after their victory. 
  • But at least two members of the New England Patriots are turning down the invitation this year because of Trump.
  • “I’m not going to the White House,” the Patriots’ Devin McCourty told Time in a text message Monday. “Basic reason for me is I don’t feel accepted in the White House. With the president having so many strong opinions and prejudices I believe certain people might feel accepted there while others won’t.”
  • McCourty joined tight end Martellus Bennett, who confirmed on Sunday that he also would not make the White House trip, after first announcing his decision to skip it the week prior. Read more

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Spunky and sexy; it’s tough to stand out on a good-looking New England Patriots squad, but this wide receiver gets more than his share of looks - on and off the field. Julian Edelman!

Julian Edelman. He’s actually ugly and by ugly I mean hot as hell. He’s also a dork.” - anonymous

“This past season, Julian Edelman has really made a name for himself…on and off the field ;) And there are many more pictures of him that make us go crazyy. Can you do another one of him?” - anonymous

Julian Edelman” - anonymous

Julian Edelman, plz.” - anonymous

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Tom Brady thinks visiting Donald Trump’s White House isn’t “a political thing.” He’s wrong.

  • Five New England Patriots players are protesting their team’s visit to the White House this year. QB Tom Brady is not one of those players.
  •  In an interview with NBC Sports’ ProFootballTalk, the Super Bowl MVP and Trump pal went so far as to claim that the visit wasn’t even about politics. (See quote above)
  • It’s convenient that the person most outspoken about how nonpolitical a visit to Trump’s White House would be is the person least likely to be impacted by Trump’s politics. 
  • For the players doing the protesting, however, few things are more political than palling around with the most openly bigoted president in recent memory. Read more (Opinion)
SOCIOPATH
  • England: Can I borrow your laptop?
  • 2p!England: My... laptop?
  • England: ... Yes.
  • 2p!England: *Hands him laptop*
  • England: *Opens internet. Begins typing*
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  • England: ...
  • 2p!England: ...
  • England: ... You're a freaking sociopath.
  • 2p!England: ... I can see why you might come to such a conclusion.
TEAM MUM
  • 2p!England: You’re not my mum and you are not their mum! *Points to America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Sealand*
  • England: I never said I was! Also I'm the wrong gender! *Looks at Australia* Jett, do you think I’m motherly?
  • Australia: Hey, I’m staying out of this one.
  • England: *Looks at America* What do you think, Alfred? Do I act like a mum?
  • America: *Rubs his eye* uh... iggy...
  • England: Stop rubbing your eye and speak clearly when you talk!
  • America: Did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet?
  • England: Yes I did but, why do you still want to go to a pediatrician?
  • America: Because a regular doctor doesn’t give me candy at the end. Duh.
  • England: I cant keep doing this, I’m not your mum!
  • America: Well...
  • Canada: You do exhibit rather motherly behavior.
  • New Zealand: So you’re like our mum. Our team mum. Team mum! Team mum! Team mum!
  • England: I’m not the team mum!
  • America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Sealand and 2p!England: Team mum! Team mum! Team mum!
  • England: Oliver, why are you chanting?
  • 2p!England: It is a rather catchy chant.
  • *Silence*
  • America: ...Team m-
  • England: One more chant and I will force feed you a scone