Good wood - the aptly name ‘Woody’, a 1974 Ford Bronco that’s been given one heck of a facelift. Complete with a fuel-injected 302 V8 Engine, marine grade wooden panels, power steering, power disk brakes and 31" tyres. It’s a machine!
If you have such strong genes, why not go back to your home planet? You'd surely be able to be a high ranking member of society