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As Years Go By (shitty dingdulian fanfiction)

JULIAN’S P.O.V

He’s the color of flour and adorns ears that flop in the chilly Autumn wind. Jesus Christ, am I meeting one of those ‘wacky’ characters that I created when I was thirteen? His eyes are locked with mine, and all I see is pure fear overshadowing his face. Rushing back into the living room, I tippity-tap the numbers on my phone and call Chris.

“ I don’t know what to do. You have to come see this. ”

“ Fuck, Julian, it’s one in the morning. Is this really a good time to wake someone up?”

“ There’s some sort of creature outside in my yard! Do you think I can just walk over to it and say 'hi’?”

“ That’s a very hilarious and unique joke, but please let me get back to sleep.”

“ Chris.”

“ Okay, okay, I’ll come over for the entertainment.”

Chris comes into my gravel driveway to see the exact same thing I’m seeing. He flinches for a second and comes towards the creature. At first he is stricken by silence.

“ …do you speak English? Eng-lish. ”

The martian finally responds.

“ I-I  think I do? Please, I’m not here to harm anyone or anything, I just want to-”

As they carefully continue their conversation, I go into my bedroom and find a blanket. A cotton one sprinkled with stars catches my eye. It’s time to start off from where I left, so I go outside.

“ Hi, my name is Julian. Do you remember what yours is? ”

“ Ding Dong. ”

“ Take this blanket. You’ll want it. ”

He wraps himself up in the blanket and nudges his head against it like a feline. Something is telling me that things will be okay.

He-wwwo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck…

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people’s ends
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3y coolk1d, 1s th1s you?

Lil’ Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you ‘bout those stairs, man
God Tiers, March drag
Who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab
Gam-zee’s got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
uu, UU
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can’t outrun what’s already here

You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don’t screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom’s about to EXPLODE

You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Home-stuck
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious

3

It’s funny looking at my 2.5D DVDs and seeing how obviously Engeki Haikyuu has never had ANY consistency in DVD packaging compared to other shows.

Like admittedly, the P3 musicals are WEIRDLY uniform, they never change the color scheme ever. Kuromyu only got uniform after the first 2 shows they did, and Toumyu knew they were making a series of these from the start probably.  

But then there’s Haikyuu going… Eng…lish?
No no, let’s go back to Japanese.  Keep the title sideways.  Also no sleeve.
No wait the sleeve was a good idea, let’s bring back the sleeve but METALLIC.  Also vertical letters this time.  
OK THIS TIME CLEAR SLEEVE WITH HINATA PRINTED SEPARATELY FROM THE OTHERS

straighties-remade  asked:

do you read homestuck

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck…]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
They all play Sburb and end the world.
Harlequin
Nanna, Bro
Mom, Dad
Youth roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Vagabond and Mendicant
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
Skaia, four-thirteen
Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit
Carapaces
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend
Jack causes many people’s ends.
Black Queen, nak nak
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil’ Cal, babies
Ecto-biology
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
Doc Scratch, Snowman
I warned you ‘bout those stairs, man!
God Tiers, March drag
WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a
Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta
Ter-e-zi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab
Gam-zee’s got issues with his dad
Equius, Fe-fe-ri
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eri-dan in half
And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires
All the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, an-gels
All the lusii get culled
Faygo, recupercoons
Horrorterrors kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice
Moirail and kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP
Dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
Uu, uu
Princely tights
Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus
And Strife Specibus
Heir and Knight
Witch and Seer
Can’t outrun what’s already here
Chorus
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans
All who die come back again
Tick, tock, break heads
Honk honk
Scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs
The universe
Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies
Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Don’t screw with the Condesce
Scalemates, rap wars
Blowing up the Tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code
This fandom’s about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
And from now on
It will go on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
And on
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
Though it’s weird and random
It’s the greatest fandom!
You can’t fight the Home-stuck!
True, it’s quite outrageous
But it’s all contagious!