enforcer theme

Dogblr, we need to have a chat. It’s about something actually really important

Do I ask the groomer to paint their nails? If so, what colour?

Thank you for your valuable input also if someone is going through a shit time sending them kind messages of support even if you dont agree with their choices is an A-OK and nice thing to do. Almost as nice as helping me pick a  colour.

Would pink be overdoing it?

how i aced my reading final

tl;dr: roasted United Airlines in my boring final project and got extra credit (this story is long)

So at the end of my 8th grade year, our reading teacher gave us four final projects–yes, four. A “creative” activity, two essays, and finally, a speech (accompanied by a PowerPoint) to the class connecting all three books we read that year, plus real-world events and themes and such.

Most of the speeches were pretty boring. Since we read Inside Out and Back Again, To Kill A Mockingbird, and Unbroken, most of the speeches were about social injustice or racism or overcoming obstacles. The most interesting topic one of my friends did I can think of was “someone dies.” I decided to do mine on compassion and giving, because while I’m pretty pessimistic I am also aggressive about people believing in themselves.

I was set on my examples for the three books but had a hard time finding stories for the real-world element. I eventually settled on the story about the lady who flew Southwest but her son went into a coma and the airline had already rerouted her, helped her out, etc. because it was nice.

So I finally got voluntold to present and the full direness of my situation hit me: i had hardly practiced my speech because I had so little time to finish it. Most of my speech was ad-libbed as I tried not to stumble and look at my slides for too long. I had a few humorous moments where I tried to enforce the theme, but aside from some smiles and chuckles the class was still pretty bored from everyone else’s unoriginal topics.

Finally, I finish talking about the books and prepare to talk about the Southwest story. Now, mind that this was presented only a week or two after the whole incident(s) with United and the doctor they dragged off.

I transition to a white slide and make a quick comment about how there are lots of shitty stories going around about certain airlines. Then I clear my throats and, as if I didn’t even notice it was there, flash a picture of the United Airlines logo before starting to talk about Southwest.

And the class absolutely loses it. I’m 90% sure I was wearing my dat boi shirt that day, and most people know me as sort of a clown. I am blessed with a minute to take a deep breath as the class laughs. There were no original jokes up to this point in the whole class’s presentations. Finally I’m able to carry on.

I was worried I would get points off for how nervous and stuttery I was, but I asked people and I guess it wasn’t that noticeable? I also got 10 points extra credit and a comment on the rubric about how the presentation reflected my personality.

So if you need to get the class interested, just roast United and they’ll be fine.


Watching season 1 of X-files for the first time, it’s really fun. Also I love the TP inspiration and to see TP actors appear in the episodes wow.

Major Briggs (sorta) appears in both twin peaks and x-files as Bobby and Scully’s dad.. Couldn’t resist drawing crossover siblings..!

Disadvantaged WoC, Should I add Racial dynamics?

Hi, and thanks for all your hard work and patience!

My MC competes in mage tournaments in a fictional/fantasy world. I want her to be…not quite an underdog, but with less advantages than her rival. Is this a bad/racist reason to make my MC a POC and her rival White? Not necessarily to enforce a theme or make a racial metaphor, but it seems like this dynamic would be more meaningful (for lack of a better word) than if it were the other way around or if they were both the same race. And if I do it this way, should racial themes or issues be more prominent in the story than if they were the same race?

(I asked this before and asked to remain anonymous, but Colette says the ask didn’t go through and suggested I submit without my name instead…I don’t know if I’m anonymous or not, so if this isn’t anonymous can you make it so that it is? Thanks!)

Though i’m curious as to what advantages she lacks as opposed to her rival and why, if they are not issues related to systemic and/or blatant racism, then I can’t see why race would come up as an issue in this situation. The Woman of Color’s rival happening to be white does not necessarily make it a “racial” issue either, unless, again you, the writer, thoughtfully decide to make it one.

If the story is not About Racism, or have significant themes of racial or systemic disadvantage, then the inclusion of certain racism would feel out of place. I think this post illustrates this well and also poses questions to ask yourself when considering adding a larger race dynamic: Racism as a Plot Device  + Explaining Racism without Sounding Preachy 

Reminder: A general question results in a general answer. You did not specify race or her disadvantages. There are nuances, and we’re much more helpful when race and/or ethnicity is defined in questions.

~Mod Colette

anonymous asked:

I was so close to killing someone at college today, they said that all songs should be in english for eurovision. Like hello eurovision is a celebration of the varied european culture which can be sensed in the songs' undertones. Like Fuck you and your privileged sense that everyone should speak english. And I honestly wish more songs would be sang in native languages of the said country, maybe they can enforce that as a theme one year.

pls dont kill someone and yes I agree

anonymous asked:

Hi, potential first time contributer here.... Is there a theme to the next zine?

Hello and welcome to Spiced Peaches!

We have no official theme for this upcoming issue. It’s a free-for-all for Spones.

However, we have some unofficial recommendations in case that helps: Since it’s issue LI, “Love Is” or “Love’s Impossible.” Or, because of the winter, a winter or holiday inspiration.

But those are suggestions, not enforced themes. Anything that’s related to Spones that doesn’t run afoul of our base rules is welcome!

B99 AU where everything is the same but it's also in the MCU

Consider: Foggy Nelson and Jake Peralta have been rivals since childhood.

Once upon a time, baby Foggy thought maybe he wanted to be a policeman. Law stuff was cool, at least going by the crime shows he watched on TV. Meanwhile in another part of New York City, Jake Peralta lives and breathes playing cops and robbers. His favorite part is when he tackles the other kids and screams “ON THE GROUND, DIRT BAG!”

Mrs Nelson and Mrs Peralta sign up their sons for a week long law enforcement themed day camp when the boys are in 4th grade. Foggy goes along with Brett, and Jake drags Gina along. Gina only goes because she assumes she’ll get to beat people with a baton and she is sooooooooo here for that.

Police camp is fun to Foggy, at first. They get to tour a station and talk to real detectives. Jake eats this shit up. Brett does too. Gina is slowly dying of boredom and since this is the age before cell phones, is forcrd to contemplate increasingly more dramatic suicides to end this torture. Most involve glitter.

Everything is super fun! Really great! Except, then they start talking about the people that get arrested. The cops in charge show them some videos of arrests, some other things about how if you do drugs or take $5 from your mom’s purse or jaywalk, you could go to JAIL. Jake nods in agreement. Foggy thinks that’s just stupid. Why would you go to jail over something so stupid? And why do the police push people around like that when they arrest people? That just doesn’t seem right.

It goes on like this for a few days. Brett loves it, but Foggy just can’t share his enthusiasm. Jake, of course, thrives off of all of it. Gina falls asleep during most videos.

Thursday, daycamp ends early. Today they got to tour a lockup, and spirits are running high. The kids’ adult minders decide to take the kids to the park to wait for parents, because exited kids loose in a police station is a recipe for a really uncomfortable press release later in the day.

Play time turns into cops and robbers, predictably. Foggy elects to watch from the sidelines, still confused about everything. Jake and Brett throw themselves into the game, and there might be some cheating at rock paper scissors to determine who the cops are gonna be.

Jake takes his target down with the enthusiasm of an unmedicated 9 year old with ADHD. “GET ON THE GROUND, DIRT BAG!”

“YEAH, DIRT BAG!” Brett agrees.

Foggy sees this and something just. Snaps. That’s not right. NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT. He stomps over to the kids, where Jake is pretending to cuff the kid on the ground and Brett is yelling things. “HEY,” Foggy shouts, mad as a 4th grader can be, probably. “WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING.”

Jake looks up at Foggy, confused. Brett just shrugs. “We arrested him ‘cause he stole stuff.”

“Well, did you *see* him still the stuff?”

Jake still looks confused. “The game is that he stole stuff and we catch him. Right?” He looks up to Brett, who nods. That’s the game, everyone knows that.

Foggy doesn’t take that as an answer. He crouches down the the robber kid’s level, where he’s smashed into the grass. “Did you steal the stuff?” The kid, who is, frankly, tired of having Jake’s knee in his back, shakes his head. “Nuh uh.”

“See? He says he didn’t steal the stuff, you gotta let him go.”

Jake is mad now. NO ONE ruins his cool hero moments, not even his cool new friend Brett’s chubby nerd friend. He gets up, fists at his sides. “Of course he says he didn’t steal the stuff, 'cause he stole it. He doesn’t wanna get in trouble.”

Meanwhile, Gina watches all this from the swings was, grinning like a creep. This is the best shit she’s seen in days. Dramaaaaaaa.

Foggy isn’t taking this lying down. He stands up again, going nose to nose with Jake. “Yeah? Well maybe he didn’t do it anyway! Why wasn’t it that other kid?” The other kid being the robber that ran off in favor of the swings and Gina. She got that mad game, yo.

“Iunno. It just is! That’s the game!”

“Did you even read him his Brando rights?” Foggy barely knows what he’s talking about, but it sounds right. He’s watch a lot of crime shows.


“You know, 'you have the right to remain silent’ and stuff.”

Brett nods in understanding. “Oh, yeah.” And then he turns to the kid on the ground. “Be quiet!”

“That’s not what that means! That means they didn’t do anything and they don’t have to talk to you!” Or at least, Foggy thinks so. “You guys just wanna arrest someone!”

“Well yeah,” Jake says, rolling has eyes, “that’s the game.”

“Thats messed up.” Foggy scowls, looking Jake up and down. What a jerk.

Jake looks this kid up and down. Brett said his name was Francis? What a nerd.

“Stop ruining the game Foggy!” Brett stomps over and gives his friend a sour look. “You’re being weird.”

Foggy doesn’t care. But before he can say anything, he hears a horn honking. It’s his mom, come to pick him up. On the way home, she asks how camp went.

“Iunno. Okay. I don’t think I like it anymore.”

His mother smiles to herself, like she’s been proven right and is basking in it. “I’m sorry, sweetie. Oh, before we go home, I have to stop by the butcher. We’re out of ham.”

One thing that did frustrate me slightly about Flashpoint was that we weren’t provided with a concrete reason why Joe was depressed and why Iris and Wally were estranged from him. I was going to assume they were holding off on explaining the premise behind their damaged relationship for next week’s episode, given the revelation that Iris and Joe are still not on speaking terms, but then I remembered that Flashpoint as a whole is supposed to represent the original timeline and events that were meant to happen had Thawne never killed Nora. Barry was going to meet Iris at some point and marry her, and he was going to eventually become The Flash (which kind of confuses me about why they were making a big deal about him losing his speed. His loss of memory I understand, but the threat of timeline permanency because of Barry’s loss of speed is kind of a plot hole: even if Barry did lose his speed, he is still eventually destined to become The Flash. But I guess they were right in that he was going to forget he ever was The Flash in another timeline, but I digress).

Remember how Iris told a comatose Barry that he made the Wests a family and gave her a home again? I think in the original timeline (now represented by Flashpoint) where Barry doesn’t go live with the Wests, Joe falls into a depressed state because of this, because of whatever was going on in the West household during Iris’s childhood when it was just her and Joe. We now know that what Iris was referring to when she said that her home wasn’t a home was her mother’s absence and the whole addiction storyline with Francine etc. So in Flashpoint, I guess we are supposed to assume that Iris and Joe have this tense relationship because of Francine’s absence and the fact that Barry wasn’t there to make the Wests a family again. And I’m guessing the reason Iris and Wally are so close is because she eventually discovered him when she was older and they reconnected, because Francine’s departure and secret birth to Wally all happened when Iris was six and therefore before Nora was killed, so all of that still should have been intact in Flashpoint, meaning Iris still didn’t meet Wally or know he even existed she until she was older, whenever that was.

I don’t particularly like the social implications of this, that the Wests cannot be a healthy, wholesome family unless Barry is present, but it seems to be a continuously enforced theme. I guess in any particular timeline, either the Allens thrive or the Wests do. But I do understand that the producers always emphasize the special relationship between Barry and the Wests and have centered the entire show on the importance of this family unit to Barry. I think that’s the message and lesson they are trying to hone in on: that Barry and the Wests are always meant to be a family together.

I hope this makes at least a shred of sense. And I do hope that this Joe and Iris story arc doesn’t lead way to plot holes or inconsistencies. Most of all, I hope it gives Francine and Iris some justice.

Honestly a really good way to have improved Frozen would’ve been to trade Kristoff’s character with that of the Little Robber Girl from the original Snow Queen. Not only would she served the purpose of the character (she knows her way around the mountains and such, not to mention she has a pet reindeer), but would also enforce the theme that true love just doesn’t come from romantic relationships ect. ect. It would also end the movie with Anna getting what she’s always wanted: a friend. Also, this would mean that she wouldn’t go headfirst into a romantic relationship with a man about one or two days right after the first man she ever met, fell in love with, and planned to marry tried to kill her and her sister, which is unrealistic and just simply lazy writing. 

the john painting, its meaning according to its location


When John first goes to Baker St, the painting I like to call the, ‘John Painting’, is introduced to us thusly.  

It’s exactly behind John so we can see the clear parallel.  To me, this painting already being in Sherlock’s life is a kind of foreshadowing of him falling for John.  Here’s a painting of a man that he already finds beautiful enough to prominently display in his home.  It is the only portrait in his flat. 

In this episode we see that the painting is displayed in the bookshelf on the left hand side of the fireplace.


This is the first shot of Baker St we see in this episode,

Where the John painting used to there is now a television.

Our first view of the John Painting is here,

Immediately after Sherlock says, 'take my card’.  A gesture of his love and trust, even this early on.  

For importance of money in relation to courtship in TBB, see,


And in the tableau that Sherlock has created for John’s arrival.  He fixes his suit and sits himself casually here to wait for John.  With his bull and John painting behind him.

The John painting is now immediately next to Sherlock’s desk and the bull. Symbolism of the bull includes sex and virility.  I’ve always thought of the bull in his flat as one of the elephants in the room for Sherlock: his repressed sexual urges.  To place the painting next to himself is a romantic gesture representing that John is now and will always be on his mind.  In TBB is the first time we are introduced to the idea that Sherlock “doesn’t notice” when John leaves.  

“I said, 'would you pass me a pen’.”


“About an hour ago”.

'Didn’t notice I’d gone, did you?’

This to John means that he doesn’t notice him one way or another but it actually means that John is so ever-present in his mind that his inner monologue continues to revolve around him, even when he’s not around.  


In the beginning of TGG we see Sherlock has painted a happy face on the wall at Baker St and is now shooting at it.  

For meaning of happy face, see,


He’s angry with John but the John painting is still on the wall near the bull.  Next to his desk area.

We see John put away his gun and the John painting is still in its special place, next to the, 'symphony of illumination’, as I like to call Sherlock’s multilamp set up on the desk.  In case we needed more symbolism: the John painting is now positioned in an area with an excessive number of lamps.

At the end of TGG, we will see a breakthrough for them in the form of John offering to die for Sherlock and himself and John deciding to die together in other to defeat Moriarty.


First shot of Baker St, we’re immediately shown that the John painting has moved,

John writing on the illumination/Sherlock side of the desk.  

The John painting no longer in its new location.  Why?  I think because it’s been replaced by the happy face cypher as a statement of Sherlock’s love.  Now, that the happy face is there, he can return the painting to its old location.  It’s old location, however, was one of the 'ideal’, i.e. the place he had chosen for this beautiful man, before John was even in the picture.  This way John can remain as the ideal with his chair next to the John painting, as a clear parallel and the happy face with express his love.

This is the first we will see of the painting, right above John’s shoulder,


Two skulls, two Johns. we are specifically shown the location of the tv and the John painting since John’s chair is turned as if to watch tv,


John with painting above him, complaining of this new tabloid nickname,


We can see that while Mycroft is in John’s chair playing operation, he is not shown from his right hand side with the John painting in the back.  Their establishing shots are out of focus and their dialogue is shot in over the shoulder closeups.  We only see the John painting once Mycrofts leaves John’s chair.

This shows that the John painting is a symbol of John, it’s not shown in relation to Mycroft while in John’s chair.


First shot of John painting in relation to the morning tea that Sherlock hadn’t realised he’d been taken for granted for god’s knows how long,

like his feelings for John.


The first we see of the John painting is after they come back to Baker St.  We have the scene with Anderson and drug search, conflict with Mycroft, Janine coming out the bedroom and only after all that happens, as Janine is leaving, we get to see it,

We see it triangulating with Sherlock and Janine, enforcing the theme of John’s jealousy, here.

And the John painting in its starring role:  The Stag Night.  I would’ve never noticed its role as John if I hadn’t seen that scene.

John will show it to us, in case we haven’t noticed,

anonymous asked:

I think we are going to get confirmation of Beth's death this next episode, for 2 reasons: 1. Morgan's following in the footsteps of Team Family and might get to Grady & 2. We will see graves and be surprised by who's in them. I want Beth alive, but.

You know, at this point I would take it?

If she’s really dead, then that’s exactly what should happen.



Here’s the thing, I’ve been thinking a lot about effective story telling this last year, and one thing I keep coming back to is that in effective story telling you create questions and expectations in the minds of your readers and then you answer the questions, either making or breaking expectations in the process.

Leaving any ambiguity with regards to Beth, at all, is just ineffective, so I agree that there’s a question there that needs to be answered for some of us. 

Obviously, a lot of people see a headshot as definitive death, but really observant people saw ambiguity in the way it went down. We have a question. It needs to be satisfied. In the narrative, or it doesn’t count. WoG could give us an answer, but that doesn’t make for effective story telling at all. The opposite actually. Leaning on WoG to answer the questions your narrative created is on it’s face bad writing. Sorry. I know some people really like this culture of audience and creator interaction, but there are some aspects of it that are just straight up problematic and that’s a big one.

Anyway. That question about Beth is there, and it’s actually being emphasized and enforced by the themes on S6 and the references to her that keep cropping up.

I still hope the answer is that she survived. I still think that’s what makes sense, more so now than it would have last season, because frankly, leaving a Schrödinger’s cat question hanging in the air for THIS long just to be like “haha j/k she’s dead” is sort of. well. stupid.

But, you could be right. They could even try to make it work in the story, but I feel like it would fall pretty flat. Still, for me, it’s preferable to j u s t   k n o w at this point.

In order of personal preference, 1 being most preferred and 3 being “holy-hell-just-WHY-ARE-YOU-DOING-THIS-TO-ME?” this is how I feel:

1. Beth is alive. Yay.

2. Beth is dead, but here’s what all the references to her meant and why they are important to the current story arc, and how Grady is still relevant, at least thematically to the on-going story. Sorry to leave you hanging for a whole season lol.

3. What question? There’s no question. Stop noticing all the low-key references we are intentionally putting in this show to remind you of Beth, but here’s twelve more.

ok as promised a longer post on pokemon generations and its fucked up gender dynamics

nobody is a girl unless they’re a girl in canon

there’s only like 3 female grunts at any point in the whole series. she’s one of those rockets who walks funny but check out this sausagefest

there’s literally like a double digit number of characters in this episode and not one of them is a woman. looker and giovanni have to be men. but looker’s supervisor, the three guys at the computer, any one of these interpol people with grimdark weaponry could have been a girl but none is.

heck if you wanna get technical it doesn’t need to be looker in any of the episodes he’s in. it could be anybody. it could be a rando interpol agent.

throughout the series the extras are overwhelmingly male

the female protags do not exit

red i get. for the first episode. the whole point of the first episode was that we’ve been battling for 20 whole years yada yada and okay, fine, i headcanon red as a butch lesbian anyway. red has seniority, i get it. every other generation had a female protagonist that could have been used. it could have been green in episode 3. it could have been krys OR lyra at the lake of rage, there were literally two to choose from, but of course it’s gold because the target audience for this is gross men in their 20s

lorelai’s titty physics

ok im not the only one who noticed we all noticed.

lorelai is canonically busty but it didnt need to be like this. they dont need to Break Physics this is a real body type being fetishised and the people who have it have feelings.

three of the five female characters with speaking roles practically worship men

the other two, agatha and lorelai, only open their mouths to talk about men, to other men. lorelai is talking (presumably?) to lance, about blue. Agatha talks to blue, about professor oak.

the rocket who makes the radio announcement can barely hold back her tears about giovanni. courtney almost cries too referring to maxie as “leader maxie sir” and “leader maxie” while he gives her straight up orders starting in “you are to” at the last second with no heads up. maxie is shown as having some fondness for courtney, and in canon, maxie eventually ends up as a sympathetic character. so making him mistreat, and arguably BRAINWASH, a woman under his command, which is not an action he canonically repents for, portrays the way he treats courtney as sympathetic. it isn’t.

similar issues with archie and shelly. archie is visibly angry that shelly questioned him by bothering to run a fact check, and shelly at one point steps backwards out of fear of him.

the actions of men are of cosmic importance

giovanni is rewritten as a charismatic leader when in canon most people dont even know who the leader of the viridian gym is, or that it has any connection to team rocket. there’s no real canon evidence that giovanni’s a “charismatic leader and overall unifying force”, team rocket does plenty without him both before and after the attack on the radio tower. TR canonically is not the work of one Great Man but in generations giovanni is not only single-handedly responsible for not just the entire economy of kanto but also his son’s character development – virtually all of it.

okay, at the end of episode 8, archie should not be anything to kyogre. that kyogre would even be able to hear him is ridiculous, but it’s anime, so i’ll let it slide, but archie does not  have any canonical ability to control kyogre. not in RSE. not in ΩRαS. not in Generations. so that kyogre would have any inclination to respond in any way makes no sense outside of a framework of male entitlement to be heard and listened to by the forces of nature itself. also note that shelly is punished for this every bit as much as archie is for a situation in which she has no agency

parts of characters’ backstories that do not revolve around father/son manpain are written to revolve around father/son manpain

this literally happens to both blue and silver. blue has some like snotty attitude towards professor oak (who we all know and love btw highly sympathetic character) which is weird because otherwise blue’s snotty personality is completely absent. in canon blue brags about having filled pages in his pokedex. multiple times. he’s ahead of you in badges and that’s what he brags about. he never brags about being stronger, he’s demonstrably not, he never brags about having more badges even though he does. so in like 2 lines blue’s entire personality and motivation are rewritten. for what? for manpain, to exemplify the importance of the actions of men and to glorify their power to hurt those who rely on them

it is very clear that blue regards filling the pokedex as a primary goal in canon.

besides that giovanni is also rewritten to give silver some manpain. i don’t know what silver’s whole thing about strength is about in canon, but in canon giovanni literally:

this is retconned in an event in HGSS but that event is dubiously canon, conflicts with unambiguous canon, and is just suspect honestly as The Thing about silver to animate especially after what was done to blue. it re-enforces a certain theme regarding male power that i really hate, where the family is regarded as roughly similar to authoritarian organisations for thematic purposes. its disgusting and i hate it. its catering to a gross audience of genwunner men in their late 20′s and older and it’s doing so using appeals to toxic masculine power fantasies

American Horror Story: Coven

I want you to keep in mind that this was written in retrospect of the winter finale and all episodes prior in American Horror Story Coven. This has nothing to do with the remaining four episodes and as such a lot of these problems can change, but for being more than halfway through the season, it has become prevalent that I address the issues surrounding this season.

Oh, and spoilers I guess.

Let me start off by saying that I like this season. But that seems to be the problem. I like it enough, but I don’t enjoy it. Already eight hours/episodes in and nothing is happening. Looking back to previous episodes, I noticed a lot of the things they’ve included are either forced and rushed or serve no purpose to the grand scheme of the story. The narrative is extremely disappointing and confusing that I can’t tell whom or what we’re supposed to care about. Another aspect I can’t quite get a grasp on is the so-called “Witchcraft” they use in the show. The writers don’t flesh out the supernatural ingredients very well or set limitations to the mystical elements. Lastly the characters are bland or not given enough screen-time which represent how this season put too much on its plate before even fleshing out the basics of its characters.

The Characters.

The characters this season are meandering and fall incredibly flat while the only one given any real layers is Fiona. However, that comes off as a bit of a bias for Jessica Lange by the writers/producers, in all honesty. Not to say she didn’t earn that spot, as previous seasons can attest to that. However, the amount of plot-centric significance and depth given to her character is extremely disproportionate when compared to the rest of the all-star cast this season. It just feels as though the producers want Jessica to be their de-facto star and don’t leave a lot of room for another actor’s potential.

A character given the shaft this season seems to be Marie Laveau, Angela Bassett’s character. If Marie is going to be one of the season’s main antagonists, we should probably know a little bit more about her and her feud with Fiona and the Coven than we do. She falls as a one-dimensional character whose only purpose is to intimidate and antagonize the white women. But what’s the real motivation for that? Beside the historical grudge between the two factions (slavery and all) we don’t understand her motivations other than Fiona baiting her for immortality. In fact, we don’t get to understand anybody’s motives from the voodoo side. We don’t sit down with them as characters and see their points of view. In the winter finale as Hank (Oh I’ll get to him later) massacres the voodoo tribe, there’s this pretentious feeling I get from the writers by killing off black people because they’re the minority always identifiable with oppression and that killing off characters we never got to sympathize with is going to make us sad for them. I get that the show is trying to get us to side with the coven, but the story needs to have a good identification with the “antagonists” (as they’re made out to be). But even so, the audience’s insight on the coven so far has made it clear that half of those characters are too despicable in their own right without dealing with the voodoo.

The most baffling characters in this season appear to be Hank and Madame LaLaurie. While Marie Laveau was given the one character trait to define her overall personality, Madame LaLaurie was given so many shades and layers of depth. I find it a bit insulting that the show made us sympathize with an immortal racist yet never took the time to understand Laveau’s character. Honestly, its just a matter of why LaLaurie is important to the plot anymore. Yes, Fiona dug her up and used her as a catalyst to instigate the war between the coven and the voodoo, but after that she just falls… under no significance to anything going on. And as for Hank, we get one episode of character arc for him. Oh sure, he’s been involved with the season in the occasional episode. We understand his involvement with the voodoo and his overall goals. But really, Hank’s character development was unapologetically rushed in his last episode. Was it supposed to make us identify him as a tragic character? A character who never wanted to harm witches in the first place but fell to wanting to impress his father. The audience is going to need much more insight than just that episode. If it counts for anything, we all knew his character was either gonna eat it or be problematic form the start.

Oh, I almost forgot to mention the axman. That is exactly how relevant he is to the season. How was he a spirit trapped in the house and how was he able to operate back in the living world? But more importantly, why is he even in the show in the first place? To add to Fiona’s struggle. The character is more of a plot-devise.

The Atmosphere is Disappointingly Mismanaged.

The setting of season two’s Asylum established its own style of unhinged horror its first few episodes before moving ahead with ideas that made for a lot of bold and interesting moves for narrative storytelling in a television show. Season one’s Murder House established a unique concoction of poetic horror that coupled a supernatural element with the ordinary struggles of human nature.

This season strayed away from the horror aspect, as Ryan Murphy stated the nature of this season was meant to be a more evil-glamour style. Deriving from that, the way I saw this season playing out was deciding whether it wanted to be a profound yet enigmatic, philosophical struggle or a complete roller-coaster, fantastical journey that still hit beats of confronting oppression, empowerment, family, and heritage. As evidenced with these past episodes, this season derived more from the latter of the ultimatum.

That’s all well and good but that still doesn’t excuse the poor plot and thematic writing. The themes defining this season are a cluttered mess. You want to talk about horrible mothers? Madame LaLaurie and Fiona are good examples of that theme. We don’t need the hot neighbor boy subplot to hammer that theme into our throat with his overly-religious abusive mother. What relation does that have with anything going on with the main problems at hand? Just that it enforces the bad mom theme.

I suppose this paragraph is more of my own nitpick, but, there isn’t much magic being committed. I don’t mean performing magic at all, but the fact that it isn’t that much impressive or used to the full extent as it should. This is especially befuddling given that Fiona is the supreme who has all the powers. What are all the powers? I don’t know but she has all the powers. I’ve already addressed the girls’ powers themselves earlier but that point does reiterate this section. As for the voodoo faction, what have they been doing that makes them so deadly? Besides raising the dead and attacking the coven mansion, they never enacted any magic of their own. Well, maybe on Hank, when they used voodoo on him but I should note that in that same episode all it took for him to massacre that side was just to walk in the front door with a gun. But for the rest, they’ve only been depicted working at the salon, as if they’ve got better more humble occupations to keep rather than waging a war, which only Marie Laveau seems to be the only one interested in.

Now we get to the central theme revolving around this season; oppression (Which can involve feminism or not, depending if you see that as its own theme). And of course with oppression you get empowerment, which has been stated to be another aspect of this season by the producers. More specifically female empowerment, delving into a feminist-fueled drive appropriate for its cast of mainly all women. However, this proves to be problematic as there is nothing being done to empower these women other than just giving them powers. Just giving women power is not feminism. Understanding that empowerment is more than women in positions of power, and the strength deriving from given powers to overcome traditional obstacles is empowerment. In Coven all we get are women hissing and bickering with each other for hours without focusing on the real enemy. But then again, who are the real enemies? The witch-hunters? We only ever saw them in the winter finale and they never seemed to have a presence other than Hank going about doing stuff but even then he wasn’t supposed to be committing them.

This season wants something to say about women and black people but doesn’t have the social or political prowess to identify what it is they’re trying to get at with these oppressed groups. To emphasize its themes, irrelevant plot points are introduced that do nothing to the overall grand scheme of the plot except to force or hammy what this season is trying to say about anything. 

The Pacing.

Because of these forced plot-points, the pacing of this season suffers greatly as a result. There are episodes in which nothing is happening to get both its plot and audience curiosity moving. This season so desperately tries to reinforce an established status quo for these witches without ever moving the plot along. It comes off as though they’re stalling for climactic plots twists while everything else becomes filler or needless build-up. The rise of the new Supreme is a dragging plot detail that is obviously going to be left for the last few episodes. Although I don’t see exactly why the Supreme is so important to the coven. Clearly it operates perfectly well without the need of one, as evidenced with Fiona having been away for so long at the start of the season. Leaving this purposely vague makes it more difficult to understand the logic of anything going on with its drama.

The war between the coven and the voodoo cabal is mystifying. Characters are either saying “We are at war!” or “There’s a war coming!” which emphasizes the general vagueness of how things operate in the magic world. The oppressed groups of women and blacks do nothing but threaten and circle around one another endlessly claiming “A war is coming!”, “You better be prepared!”, and “I’m gonna get you soon!” yet nothing is being done. The writers stretch out the buildup to the war without ever giving us any motivation to why these factions are mad at each other. It can’t be labeled a turf war because what does anybody gain from that? None of these characters seem interest in claiming anything and are just fearing for their lives. This shouldn’t even be labeled a war at all, as I don’t see how one side made up of schoolgirls goes against another side who only have one real magically gifted person. But what forces this war plot to a crawl are the distractions of Kyle and Zoe’s relationship and the crazy religious neighbor. None of this gives any meaning to the season or its significance to the backdrop of witchcraft, which leads me to…

The Scarlet Witch Problem. 

I thought the show, being called Coven and being about witches, would have more focus understanding the ideology of what it meant to be a witch, honestly. Addressing this show’s notion of witches themselves, the way their powers are projected don’t seem to make them magical at all. They’re born with powers from the start, fair enough, but the way the producers play out these powers don’t seem to be very supernatural-like? Some are borderline Jedi powers. In fact, some of the girls’ innate powers seem almost too specific and eyebrow-raising to be believably fantastical. How exactly is one a human voodoo doll on its own? Or the power to kill men with your vagina? Maybe that’s the “magical” part this season, I suppose, since the nature of these powers are a bit convoluted. Witchcraft is made out to be a hidden ability innate with only certain members of society. The witches in the show operate like X-Men. They’re witches, but only due to biological purposes and the only safe haven for this race is an Academy that helps them hone their unique and specific abilities. The fact of the matter is, the inner workings of how witches operate and what exact supernatural talents they possess are far too unclear for the audience to understand the whole concept.

The laws and limits of the show’s magical universe are too vague.

How exactly does the Academy operate? What are the social and political structures of this witching world? There clearly is some form of structure as evidenced with the establishment of a council of witchcraft. But even so, what does the council do? What are they in charge of? You’d think that Myrtle killing the other two members of the council would lead to some repercussions on something. 

And I must ask you, what does the Supreme really do? Besides being a figurehead for power, the coven apparently is dependent on one to stay with them and hold their hands the entire time. Even on the verge of war Fiona has done nothing with all her powers given to her. You could write that off as being something of a character quirk for her as she’s only there to benefit herself, but remember that Marie Laveau challenged her and tried to intimidate Fiona. And Fiona is not one to take to submission so easily. But what is she really doing? I suppose her magic in this show is written as a deus ex machina. The great and powerful Fiona managed to fix Kyle’s brain. The all powerful Fiona can spit in water and control men who drink it while also able to implode their heads.

As for the remaining questions, how is Kyle somehow the only one unable to speak of all the people brought back to life? Why is Spalding able to remain as a spirit and can help Fiona? How do witch hunters operate? What are the importance of spells if witches can operate without them?

I’m not trying to offend anybody who loves this season. I just can’t sit idly by while my favorite show is falling to disarray. This coven needs a supreme critique and I’ll gladly step up if it means salvaging what little else there is in terms of quality.