enemies fat

things my friends have actually said while watching voltron
  • lance: *sees lion* i feel like the eyes are following me
  • friend one: they're not following me
  • friend one: *referring to hunk* its hank
  • friend one: *referring to the castle* image if steven universe lived there
  • friend one: *sees coran* is he a leprechaun? i'm gonna call him leprechaun. (later) he's an angry short person! do you see those high heals, wait... those aren't high heals
  • friend one: i ship pig and lance
  • friend one: *as allura has war flashbacks* me every monday
  • friend two: what are those things by allura's ears
  • friend three: earrings?
  • friend two: me when my parents walk into my room… rawr
  • friend one: *referring to the castle* the dolphins
  • friend one: that mullet tho *shoots keith*
  • *klance moment*
  • friend two and i: *SCREAMMMMMM*
  • friend one: *trying to figure out our ship* that guy (shiro) and aroura
  • friend one: *referring to klance* are they secretly dating?
  • *another klance moment*
  • friend three and i: OOOOOOOOO
  • *our heads run into the other's*
  • *allura is explaining the personality of the yellow paladin*
  • friend one: it's keith
  • friend one: *sees allura* SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, AHHHHHHHHH *is literally fangirling hella hard* MY EYESSSSS
  • friend two: *sees prisoners* what
  • me: they're aliens
  • friend two: oh, i thought they were wearing sock puppets
  • friend one: come on black dude- i mean lion
  • friend one: *sees enemy* he's fat… and ugly
  • *klance is on the screen*
  • friend one: see here? beauty
  • *shiro on screen*
  • friend one: see here? focus
  • friend two: i'm gonna binge watch zoltron
Delena is Cliche.

Warning: This is Anti-Delena. Don’t say I didn’t warn you so leave

I’ve noticed that Delena stans called Stelena “cliche”, and honestly I laugh. Yes they have their cliche moments, but are they cliche overall? Hell no! Delena is just full of cliches and if you wanna know how here’s why…

Good Girl Falls For Bad Boy:

Originally posted by rainystarfishtiger

Elena Gilbert described as “compassionate, caring, empathetic, kind, intelligent, beautiful, friendly”. She’s the star student and is the most selfless person ever (note the sarcasm)

Originally posted by theeskyisthelimit

Damon Salvatore described as “a sociopath, narcissist, vicious, and remorseless” ladies man

Through Elena’s good grace and purity she changes Damon into a “better” man, and they fall in love. (Again note the sarcasm) Yeah, so that’s one cliche but boy oh boy are we just getting started.

Over dramatic Love Declarations (Which are just empty words with no meaning behind them, they’re only said to be dramatic):

Originally posted by sensualquotes

Christ how many do they have?!

Originally posted by pleasingpics

They’re like those romantic comedy cliches. I mean do I have to pull out the receipts:

Even those romantic comedies are more heartwarming and sweet than Dullena is.

Over The Top Cliche Sex Scenes:

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

Ripping their clothes off ✔️

Originally posted by lovershub

Originally posted by sensualkisses

Check out this website (http://www.indiewire.com/2009/03/5-worst-sex-scene-cliches-227284/) and look at #1-3 which talks about cliche sex scenes. Delena fits them perfectly. (God it was hard to look at these)

Side note can we talk about how Nina’s sex scenes with Ian looks like she’s just acting. That she’s trying to make it look like it’s pleasurable and oh so orgasmic, but it’s just acting. With her sex scenes with Stefan her face looked like she was in pure, bliss pleasure. Receipts:

Anyways, Over The Top Kisses:

Originally posted by lovershub

Rain kiss ✔️

Originally posted by sensuous

Originally posted by sensualkisses

Slamming into each others faces ✔️

Originally posted by damonandelena

Jumping into each others arms ✔️

For some reason whenever they kiss it’s almost as if they are never in sync with each other. It’s always messy and sloppy.

Hell They Even Went Through Their Own Amnesia Plot Line:

When in fresh hell did The Vampire Diaries become a goddamn soap opera?! Elena loses her memories so Damon does everything he can to get her to remember their “amazing” love story! Hilarious! This was nothing but lazy writing, and the writers trying to show that Delena can overcome any obstacle such as fate and amnesia, but they can’t overcome Damon not resisting compulsion, Damon infected with the ripper virus and almost killing Katherine in Elena’s body, Damon and Elena breaking up 5 million times because “Oh, we’re bad for each other.”, and Elena wanting to be just friends with Damon but they can’t because if she ain’t offering him up any sex even while they’re broken up then he doesn’t want her around him. WOW! 

Last but not least the whole enemies to lovers cliche:

Delena is honestly a ship that is not only delusional, dull, abusive, but it is full of big fat cliches. Enemies to lovers, Good Girl Falls for Bad Boy, Over The Top Cliche Sex Scenes, Over The Top Cliche Kisses, Over Dramatic Love Declarations. Delena is just a joke and it makes me pity those out there who want a relationship like this, cause if you do then God bless you. You will not make it far in life especially with pieces of shits like Damon Salvatore, and dumb girls like Elena Gilbert for even allowing Damon to be in her life knowing what he’s done and that he doesn’t care. It seems that even with the show over logic still has to be pried into Delena stans heads about this abusive, toxic, dull, cliche ship that was written by a 40 year old fangirl trapped in a 16 year old’s body is horrible. Nuff said.

It almost seems like us Lobby rats get the short end of the stick when it comes to music.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the bands out in the zones, Comic Sans Samurai, Cold Dead Hands, The Mad gear and the Missile Kid, and even the few singles the Fab Four have pushed out of their asses a couple times. Seriously, Black Dragon Fighting Society is a fucking anthem. 

And the bands themselves are pretty fucking awesome too. They put on a show with lights and fire and the speakers turned to eleven. The Dracs come and they can get out in a second, no hesitation, the first sign of those Better Living assholes and they’re out. They’ve gotten good, now we know when BLi is coming half an hour before hand.

But holy fuck, you haven’t lived until you see a show in The Lobby.

These bands know how to cut it close, and they live for it.

One band, a girl group called The Top Gun Chicks, make the loudest, angriest music you can imagine, and they make a point to be heard. They’re not my style, but I make my own point to go to one show a year. To be more specific, the one show they play on the roof of the cleanest, whitest, and safest Better Living apartment complex they can find.

They manage to play at least four songs before the Exterminators catch on, and then the Chicks make the biggest exit they can manage, last year they zip-lined off the roof on a rope made of their own merchandise and landed on the building next to us. The entire audience (including myself) was detained for seven hours, but they had no evidence to keep us there.

The desert might get raw with their music, but The Lobby bands have a fucking reason to go hard. Getting caught gets you famous, more bands form in your image, and escaping gets you just as famous, more bands show up just to glorify you, and the noise gets louder and louder. Better Living gets stuck in a never-ending loop and it’s fucking hilarious to watch.

Bands like Strawberry Body, Odd Man In, My Dad’s Ass, and even hip hop groups like Kung-Fu and The Fat Man, The Slim Johns, and Oddity. They started it all and most of them are still going, still pumping out records and selling out venues. Making kids like me get angry, and get schooled, and fight the fuck back.

Desert bands can hit it raw, sure. But Lobby bands? Holy Shit.

me watching a scene from Rogue One:

Greg Rucka watching the same scene from Rogue One:


.Carbs are not your enemy

.Fat is not your enemy

.Sugar is not your enemy

.You probably don’t need as much protein as you think you do

. Obsessing over weightloss makes you and everyone around you miserable

. If you eat something you don’t think you’re supposed too or break your diet. Don’t waste time beating yourself up or give up.

. Have some chill about food and enjoy it.

hot overwatch tip: friendly ults have a different quote so you don’t have to worry about whether or not that high noon is a friendly’s or an enemy’s. innovative i know

Teammate - “The dragon becomes me!”
Enemy - “Ryūjin no ken o kurae! ”

Teammate - “Step right up!”
Enemy - “It’s 11:59.”

Teammate - "Rocket barrage incoming!”
Enemy - “Justice rains from abo-ARHGAHGH”

Teammate - “Clearing the area.”
Enemy - “Die. Die! DIE!”

Soldier 76:
Teammate - “Tactical visor activated!”
Enemy - “I’ve got you in my sights!”

Teammate - [if stuck on enemy] “Right on target!”
Enemy - “Wait for it…” / “Bombs away!” / “Time’s up!” / “Nailed it!”

Teammate - quiet robot sound
Enemy - “Do do DOO do DOOOOOO!”

Teammate - “Let the dragon consume you!”
Teammate with furry skin - “The wolf hunts for its prey!”
Enemy - “Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!”
Enemy with furry skin - “Okami yo waga teki wo kurae!”

Teammate - “Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!”
Enemy - “Fire in the hole!”

Teammate - “Freeze! Don’t move!”
Enemy - “Dòng zhù, bùxǔ zǒu!" 

Teammate - nothing at all

Teammate - “No one can hide from my sight.”
Enemy - “Personne n'échappe à mon regard.”

Teammate - “Activating self-destruct sequence!”
Enemy - “Nerf this!" 

Teammate - sound of gigantic hammer slamming the ground
Enemy - "Hammer DOWN!”

Teammate - “Eat this!”
Enemy - fat dude laughing

Teammate - slightly quieter roar
Enemy - loud roar accompanied by giant red scientist flying at you

Teammate - “Fire at will!”
Enemy - “Ogon po gotovnosti!" 

Teammate - “Nano Boost Administered!”
Teammate (on you) - “You’re powered up, get in there!”
Enemy - “Warīhum quwitak!” [Translation: pls run from the reinhardt]

Teammate - "Oh, let’s break it DOWN!”
Enemy - “Let’s drop the beat!”

Teammate - “Heroes never die!”
Teammate with Imp/Devil skin - “Heroes never die…for a price!”
Teammate with Valkyrie/Sigrun skin - “Till Valhalla!”
Enemy - “Helden sterben nicht!”

Teammate - “Teleporter online. I have opened the path.”
Enemy - someone on your team will tell you there’s a teleporter

Teammate - “Experience tranquility.”
Enemy - “Pass into the Iris." 

It’s the end of the school year, and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate than to share the weird ass things my chemistry teacher has said. So, I bless you with a few of the words he said that I managed to write down:

“The van didn’t kill me, I killed the van.”

“Yeah, I wore a speedo.”

“Is now a good time to establish a pee corner?”

“Gravity is the natural enemy of a fat man.”

“Because the standard bicycle helmet isn’t van proof.”

“Yeah I need to roast someone.”

“I don’t recall saying this at all, but I stand by what I didn’t say.”

“I feel like I’m still going to wake up from this nightmare.”

“I think the tehnical term is ‘Ass Clown’”.

“In a magnet, the north is attracted to the south, unlike American politics.”

“You look as bad as I feel.”

Student: “Why are you wearing gloves?”
Mr. McIntyre: “So I don’t leave finger prints when I slap you.”

“I just wanna be clear with you: I really do hate you all. I’m saying it unironically.”

“On a scale of one to Walter White, how creepy does this van look?”

“I don’t want to be rendered like bacon fat.”

“Time flies when you have two naps a day.”

Student:“After all, you are what you eat.”
Mr. McIntyre:“I don’t recall eating a male model.”

“One of my new years resolutions was to stop saying ‘You go girl’ to myself.”

“Pidgeons are sky rats.”

“I can’t even buy this, they’ll think I’m making meth.”

“You’re dissmissed when the bell rings, I’m gonna go lie down.”

Midnight Animal may just look like another Hotline Miami copy, but it’s much more than that. Supported by Dennaton Games themselves, Midnight Animal is 20 years into the future after Russia blows up Miami, where 50 Blessings has took advantage of the fear and confusion and rebuilt society in its image. Citizens are controlled through riots and assassinations and kept in a constant state of fear, with no end in sight.

But during all this, you play as John, an executive to one of 50 Blessings’ many corporate branches, who moonlights as a “cleaner”; he ties up loose ends and finishes hits failed by other operatives, through any means necessary. But after a while, he stumbles upon a deep-seated conspiracy that shakes what he believes in to his roots, and makes him question who he works for.

Promised goodies:

  • There are over 60 weapons, more toys than Hotline Miami and Hotline Miami 2 combined. Old weapons, new weapons, and a few “experimental weapons”. Combat is also more fast and fluid, with quicker gunshots, more ammo, and no unlock system. To be more realistic, you work with what’s in the environment (drills and bricks in worksites, pool cues and beer bottles from bars, etc.), and it’s promised that ALL weapons will have a special execution.
  • More dialogue than HLM and HLM2, the story is more fleshed out and the characters made more realistic and genuine. Plenty of room for sympathizing and appreciation.
  • Like Hotline Miami, it’s one character with many masks. There’s also no unlocking system for masks, only finding them in levels. It makes you take a moment between killing enemies to take a look around, and each mask has it’s own special powers and aesthetics to hint at what the previous owner may have been like. OP masks have also been nerfed, so to get a high score with any mask is dependent on your skills alone. Old masks return, along with new ones.
  • There are three factions of enemies. The low-life gangs clinging to the lowest rungs of the Russian syndicate, the syndicate themselves, and a new faction: 50 Blessings agents. Dogs, normal enemies, fat enemies, and dodgers are still here, but then there are specials like radio enemies, panthers, and Ninja Girl-esque baddies. Don’t forget the unique level-specific enemies!
  • Soundtrack: “Don’t worry, it’ll be good.” (all your favorites from the previous games are returning, including some new songs)
  • XBOX controller supported, and if enough people are interested, they could look into PS controllers
  • When released, it will most likely be on Windows, but afterwards they’ll try to convert it over to OS X and Linux

Dennaton has allowed them to make this game on two conditions. 1, they do not reveal the source code, and 2, they release it for free. the current release date is estimated to be August 18th of this year. Whether it’s canon or not to the original Hotline Miami storyline is all up to the player. Get hyped guys! It’s in Steam’s Greenlight right now, so go vote for it!

AnARKy - a playlist for John Murphy’s little punk ass - 12 tracks / 39 mins

1. Rejects - 5 Seconds of Summer // 2. Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence //  3. Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance // 4. American Beauty / American Psycho - Fall Out Boy // 5. Lights Out - Mindless Self Indulgence // 6. Teenagers - My Chemical Romance // 7. Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus // 8. Weightless - All Time Low // 9. Know Your Enemy - Green Day // 10. Fat Lip - Sum 41 // 11. What’s My Age Again - Blink 182 // 12. I’m Just A Kid - Simple Plan

Inspired by this anon suggestion

‘fat shaming doesn’t exist’

tell that to my elementary school self who got laughed at by peers when i couldn’t run a full lap at gym.

tell that to my middle school self who spent most of lunch crying in the bathroom bc some asshole said i was too fat and ugly to get a boyfriend.

tell that to my high school self who spent most of my school years hating myself bc peers taught me to believe that i was a fat piece of shit.

fuck nicole arbor and her video and if you agree with her then you can stay as far away from me as possible.


BASIC MEAL PLAN - My personal meal plan in it’s simplest form

so my meal plans used to be super complicated and I would be really OCD with trying to “get it right” but now that pretty much everything I eat is carbs it’s a lot more simple and basically goes like this…

Breakfast - Fruit carbs- 1000 calories

Lunch - Fruit carbs - 1000 calories 

Dinner - Cooked Carbs - 600-1000 calories

2600 calories is generally what my intake falls on, some days I eat more. (like 3000 on some days)

Also “Snacks” are missing because I haven’t craved snacks since I started this lifestyle. I’m not apposed to snacking I’m just usually already satisfied from my George of the jungle breakfast

What I eat..

BREAKFAST tends to be 10 bananas in smoothie form. Sometimes I’ll do chocolate, add berries, other sweet fruit, make it into a green smoothie, but bananas for sure. It’s a no brainer.. u don’t even gotta chew!!!

LUNCH can easily be 10 more bananas in a smoothie. Smoothies are just easy so I have them a lot. But if I have ripe mangos or jackfruit or something else really high calorie I will definitely load up on that or use it as a smoothie. 

When more fruits come into season I’ll definitely be switching it up more ;) If I had sweet grapes I would probably eat those for lunch as is

DINNER is cooked carbs. Either steamed potatoes, rice, rice pasta, corn pasta or some other high carb steamed veggie. I try to fit raw greens or a salad in if I can if not I’ll add the greens into a smoothie earlier in the day. But ideally a salad before dinner is best. Some people even have a dinner green smoothie before their cooked carbs. 


Water Drink as much water as possible. The thought of explaining how important water is makes me sweat I can’t even explain how important water is sooo… idk I’m just not gonna bye

Mono meals (one ingredient meals - like all mangos or all grapes) are always best, easiest on digestion and the best way to absorb all the nutrients that particular fruit has to offer. Eat this way as much as possible.

Raw fruit is the best source of carbs and is essential what “pushes” the cooked meal out at the end of the day. Try and get most of your cals from fruit. Sugar sugar sugar. It makes you happy :)))) 

Also, avoid eating fruit after your cooked dinner. Fruit digests rapidly and will clash with your slower digesting cooked dinner and cause bloat and gas. If you’re craving sweets after dinner it’s probably because you didn’t have enough earlier in the day 

Food combining is very important. Make sure to learn which fruits go together or else you will wonder why you have tummy aches on such a healthy diet. Sweet fruits with sweet fruits, acidic fruits with acidic fruits…. bla blah blah look up “Freelee banana girl food combining chart”

Salt should be used as minimally as possible. Raw veggies really contain all the salt you need, but if a tiny bit of salt on your cooked dinner helps you to eat enough carbs then cool, but just remember salt causes bloat, and with a diet high in water salt can become your worst enemy. 

Fat should be kept at a minimum. Different people have different opinions on how low to keep fat percentage. (Usually  5% - 15%)

 In my opinion fat and sugar clash and if I’m gonna eat a diet high in sugar and other carbs (that turn to sugar in your body) I’m just gonna kick fat to the curb. Avocados are cool but I’m happy to have them every now and then. 

Basically the less fat I eat, the better my carbs digest, the better and cleaner I feel.

Ideally  80/10/10 diet = 80% carbs/ 10% fat/ 10% protein 

But I think with a high carb cooked diet where there’s less concern of under eating you don’t need any fat to feel satisfied. 5% fat or less.

Protein should also be kept low or it will cause a spike in your insulin levels which! apparently! is super bad and stuff! (I don’t remember why… back to the books for me) So there are good carbs that have a higher level of protein: Chickpeas, beans, lentils. Great to have… but only sometimes! 

Note: I’ve learned heaps of information over the past two years of “being close” to this lifestyle and even more over the past month of actually deciding to commit to it 100% so I just wanted to share. I’m sure I’ll have more stuff to add on later but I wanted something new to go under my “Meal Plan” link since it was so outdated and lameee

NOTE NUMBA 2: I no longer follow a Raw till 4 meal plan. I thought it was way too many calories for me. I think the Raw Till 4 lifestyle is great but I think Freelee pushes for people to eat way too much which just felt like bingeing to me. It caused me to gain weight, feel constantly heavy and bloated and lose motivation for working out, which was a big issue for me because of lymph issues and mucus/ asthma problems. So I’m on to other things. I no longer want to be a part of such a negative and stressful lifestyle. I simply want to be vegan and make more decisions for myself again. I appreciated the experience and knowing how limitless and wonderful the vegan diet can be. I will never find myself restricting again. I’ll update soon.