It almost seems like us Lobby rats get the short end of the stick when it comes to music.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the bands out in the zones, Comic Sans Samurai, Cold Dead Hands, The Mad gear and the Missile Kid, and even the few singles the Fab Four have pushed out of their asses a couple times. Seriously, Black Dragon Fighting Society is a fucking anthem.
And the bands themselves are pretty fucking awesome too. They put on a show with lights and fire and the speakers turned to eleven. The Dracs come and they can get out in a second, no hesitation, the first sign of those Better Living assholes and they’re out. They’ve gotten good, now we know when BLi is coming half an hour before hand.
But holy fuck, you haven’t lived until you see a show in The Lobby.
These bands know how to cut it close, and they live for it.
One band, a girl group called The Top Gun Chicks, make the loudest, angriest music you can imagine, and they make a point to be heard. They’re not my style, but I make my own point to go to one show a year. To be more specific, the one show they play on the roof of the cleanest, whitest, and safest Better Living apartment complex they can find.
They manage to play at least four songs before the Exterminators catch on, and then the Chicks make the biggest exit they can manage, last year they zip-lined off the roof on a rope made of their own merchandise and landed on the building next to us. The entire audience (including myself) was detained for seven hours, but they had no evidence to keep us there.
The desert might get raw with their music, but The Lobby bands have a fucking reason to go hard. Getting caught gets you famous, more bands form in your image, and escaping gets you just as famous, more bands show up just to glorify you, and the noise gets louder and louder. Better Living gets stuck in a never-ending loop and it’s fucking hilarious to watch.
Bands like Strawberry Body, Odd Man In, My Dad’s Ass, and even hip hop groups like Kung-Fu and The Fat Man, The Slim Johns, and Oddity. They started it all and most of them are still going, still pumping out records and selling out venues. Making kids like me get angry, and get schooled, and fight the fuck back.
Desert bands can hit it raw, sure. But Lobby bands? Holy Shit.
Warning: This is Anti-Delena. Don’t say I didn’t warn you so leave
I’ve noticed that Delena stans called Stelena “cliche”, and honestly I laugh. Yes they have their cliche moments, but are they cliche overall? Hell no! Delena is just full of cliches and if you wanna know how here’s why…
Good Girl Falls For Bad Boy:
Elena Gilbert described as “compassionate, caring, empathetic, kind, intelligent, beautiful, friendly”. She’s the star student and is the most selfless person ever (note the sarcasm)
Damon Salvatore described as “a sociopath, narcissist, vicious, and remorseless” ladies man
Through Elena’s good grace and purity she changes Damon into a “better” man, and they fall in love. (Again note the sarcasm) Yeah, so that’s one cliche but boy oh boy are we just getting started.
Over dramatic Love Declarations (Which are just empty words with no meaning behind them, they’re only said to be dramatic):
Christ how many do they have?!
They’re like those romantic comedy cliches. I mean do I have to pull out the receipts:
Even those romantic comedies are more heartwarming and sweet than Dullena is.
Side note can we talk about how Nina’s sex scenes with Ian looks like she’s just acting. That she’s trying to make it look like it’s pleasurable and oh so orgasmic, but it’s just acting. With her sex scenes with Stefan her face looked like she was in pure, bliss pleasure. Receipts:
Anyways, Over The Top Kisses:
Rain kiss ✔️
Slamming into each others faces ✔️
Jumping into each others arms ✔️
For some reason whenever they kiss it’s almost as if they are never in sync with each other. It’s always messy and sloppy.
Hell They Even Went Through Their Own Amnesia Plot Line:
When in fresh hell did The Vampire Diaries become a goddamn soap opera?! Elena loses her memories so Damon does everything he can to get her to remember their “amazing” love story! Hilarious! This was nothing but lazy writing, and the writers trying to show that Delena can overcome any obstacle such as fate and amnesia, but they can’t overcome Damon not resisting compulsion, Damon infected with the ripper virus and almost killing Katherine in Elena’s body, Damon and Elena breaking up 5 million times because “Oh, we’re bad for each other.”, and Elena wanting to be just friends with Damon but they can’t because if she ain’t offering him up any sex even while they’re broken up then he doesn’t want her around him. WOW!
Last but not least the whole enemies to lovers cliche:
Delena is honestly a ship that is not only delusional, dull, abusive, but it is full of big fat cliches. Enemies to lovers, Good Girl Falls for Bad Boy, Over The Top Cliche Sex Scenes, Over The Top Cliche Kisses, Over Dramatic Love Declarations. Delena is just a joke and it makes me pity those out there who want a relationship like this, cause if you do then God bless you. You will not make it far in life especially with pieces of shits like Damon Salvatore, and dumb girls like Elena Gilbert for even allowing Damon to be in her life knowing what he’s done and that he doesn’t care. It seems that even with the show over logic still has to be pried into Delena stans heads about this abusive, toxic, dull, cliche ship that was written by a 40 year old fangirl trapped in a 16 year old’s body is horrible. Nuff said.
Fat Hero Day is just seven days away! On November 27th, help improve positive fat representation
in fantasy art by posting art of or writing about a heroic fat character. Or submit a post to me. No perpetuation of fat stereotypes, please. Be they male, female, or beyond the binary, let’s see your fat rangers hunting enemies, fat rogues disarming traps, and fat clerics turning undead. Because heroes come in all sizes, but we don’t see enough fat ones!
Ace at first looks confused by the kiss on her cheek, but quickly brightens.
“Nah. You act more like I’d wanted my mum to. Mel’s more like a sister, I think. You’re…y’know…you care a lot and you teach me stuff and all…”
She shifts a bit, this is getting too close to actual discussion of feelings. Time for a change in subject. “Besides, I already adopted Lady Prez as my mum, and you two are married so that makes you both my mums then.”
As a Guardian main, I find it irritating when my carry runs at the enemy team like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck dies while I’m retreating with only 67 HP and their asses spam. “thanks!”
See A/N at the end. But, some helpful info: This is a Modern Day AU where Rae makes YouTube videos schooling the plebs about cool music. With the exception of those changes, everything up through episode 5 of season 1 happens as in canon.
The message is weird. Especially coming from Chop. Chop never sent emails, and if by some off chance he did, Finn never would have expected it to read so… normal.
Finn, thought you might want to check this out…
He wonders if it’s maybe spam, if Chop’s account got hacked or something. He knows you’re not supposed to click links sent in strange sounding emails, but… he’s not certain it’s not Chop, and it’s just a link to a youtube clip. Youtube never hurt anyone. It’s probably just porn or something, he reasons. Busty Babe Bounces on Trampoline- that’s definitely Chop’s style. So, he clicks.
It takes the page a long time to load, and Finn finds himself biting his cuticles as he waits, strangely anxious for whatever it is. It’s sure to be stupid nonsense, probably Chop discovered Vines and is dying to share some clip with him. But his heart’s beating a bit too hard and he’s not exactly sure why.
But then it loads, and he sees her face. He smiles automatically, despite his confusion. He can’t help it, it’s like a biological response to seeing her, a big stupid grin that he has to smother down. But he’s alone, and here she is right there in that little box on his screen- her big expressive eyes, her long shiny curtain of dark hair, her rosy cheeks and ineffable smile. A sudden flash of heat courses through him as he considers the wanking possibilities of tiny little Rae trapped right there in his laptop screen.
Iago: Eat more my dear princess. *lines of food levitate and enters Corrin’s mouth* Smother your enemies with mountain fat!
Corrin gave no reisitance…..still under the effect of the malicious sorcerer’s spell as the pounds piled on….the once moderately curvy princess was well on her way to becoming a veritable mountain of flesh…..lazily let obediently eating everything that came her way as her outfit finally shredded into pieces…..submitting to the sheer pressure of her burgeoning flab….