Disney musical-style "Endless Summer" (part 1/?)
Aleister: If there’s a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I’ve already won that. No one is worth the aggravation — that’s ancient history; been there, done that.
imaginary Raj, Diego, Jake, and MC: Who d'ya think you’re kiddin’? She’s the Earth and Heaven to ya. Try to keep it hidden! Honey, we can see right through ya.
Aleister: Oh nooo!
imaginary Raj, Diego, Craig, Jake, and MC: No, you can’t conceal it! We know how you feel and who you’re thinking of.
Aleister: No chance, no way! I won’t say it, no, no.
imaginary Raj, Diego, Jake, and MC: You swoon; you sigh. Why deny it? Uh-oh.
Aleister: It’s too clichéd! I won’t say I’m in love.
Aleister: I thought my heart had learned its lesson: It feels so good when you start out. My head is screaming, “Get a grip, boy—unless you’re dying to cry your heart out.”
imaginary Raj, Diego, Jake, and MC: You keep on denying who you are and how you’re feeling. Baby, we’re not buying! Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling. Face it like a grown-up! When you gonna own up that you got, got, got it bad?
Aleister: You’re quite off-base; I won’t say it! Get off my case. I won’t say it.
imaginary Raj, Diego, Jake, and MC: Boy, don’t be proud! It’s okay: You’re in love.
Aleister: Oh… at least… out loud… I won’t say…
Grace: [walks inside the room]
Aleister: [thinking] …I’m in love.