endgame: part 2

Things Clients Have Said To Me (Part 2)

Now that I am in my clinical year, I seem to filter through more clients than I did when working as a technician. Within the last month & a half alone, this is what I have heard clients say…

  • Doc: “How are the teeth on the cow?” Client: “She’s good. She’s got more teeth than my ex-wife.”
  • “I like that dog over there, the off-brand one.” (Off brand, as in mixed breed?)
  • (I took an emergency call) Me: “Hi ma'am, I heard your snake wasn’t breathing?” Client: “Oh, he’s breathing. I just said that to get through the phone lines faster. What do I do now that he’s in an oxygen tank?” (She called a vet clinic, while in another vet clinic…)
  • “Y'all diagnosed my cat with herpes & when I went to the doctor a few days ago I was diagnosed with it. What can I do to prevent my cat from giving the other members in my family herpes?" 
  • "Can a pigeon give my chickens mad cow disease?” (I was actually silent on the phone for a moment to process this question in my mind).
  • “I can’t leave my house because there is a bird walking in circles at the end of my driveway. What should I do?” (Same lady as above.)
  • “If I vaccinate the dad, I won’t have to vaccinate the puppies, right?”
  • “Well I brought him in because it looked like his kneecap fell off…”
  • Client: “He has a tumor on his penis.” 4VM: “Sir, that is a healthy part of his penis.” (Bulbus glandis)
  • “I don’t believe in bloodwork.” (What?)
  • Client: “I think she needs that happy shot.” Me: “Happy shot?” Client: “Yeah, the one that makes them not tempermental.” Me: “Distemper?” Client: “Yes! That’s the one.” (Does nobody explain what shots are for when they give them? Are distemper shots forever going to be misunderstood by clients?)
  • “We came in to adopt another cat because our cat is gay and we respect his life choices.”
  • “I brought him in because his lipstick is always showing and it scares me.”
  • “I’m a firm believer that when animals refuse their medications that means they’re ready to try to heal themselves on their own, so I stopped giving her her antibiotic after 3 days.” (The prescription was for 14 days.)
  • (Duck was in for a right hind limb degloving injury. Came in for daily bandage changes.) Client: “I figured out a way to help her work out her other leg since she doesn’t walk much with the leg wrapped up. I’m going to strap her to a skateboard so that she can wheel herself around and work out her left leg.” Doc: “Yeah… I think the velocity of that might be too much for her. Let’s not do that.”

"In the era before the Avatar, we bent not the elements, but the energy within ourselves. To bend another's energy, your own spirit must be unbendable, or you will be corrupted and destroyed."


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Minho opened door and Jinki wined his eyes.

“What happened to you?” he asked, closing his book and getting up from the chair he was sitting.

“I broke my arm.” he said closing the door and putting his keys on the side table.

“I can see that, but how?”

Minho shrugged and took out his shoes. “I was hit by a bike.”

Jinki started to laugh and Minho snorted. “Oh, this is so you.”

“Yah, I hurt myself and you are laughing on me?”

“I’m sorry, but this is so funny. I wish I could be there to see it.”

Minho pouted. “You are so mean. My arm is hurting and my head as well.”

“Oh, look at you all sore. Do you want me to take care of you?”

“Yeah, that would be good. I really wanted to take a bath, you know, in the bathtub.”

Jinki narrowed his eyes and Minho pouted again, how he can say no? “Okay, I’ll prepare everything.”

Minho grinned and Jinki chuckled, such a kid.

Minho exhaled happily when his sore body came into the hot and fragrant water, he look at Jinki who was still dressed. “What are you doing? Come here.”

"No, I already took a shower.”

“Oh, but you will not even help me? I have only one hand.”

“What you want me to do?”

“Wash my hair?” he asked lifting the bottle of shampoo.

“Okay.” he said pulling his pants up and sitting on the edge of the bathtub with his feet inside of it.

Minho closed his eyes as soon as Jinki start to massage his head, chubby fingers stroking his scalp while his humming an old song.

“Hey Jinki-yah?”


“Maybe you should take off your glasses, it will be wet.” he said reaching out and taking off Jinki’s glasses, messing foam because of his hand.

Jinki snorted and Minho laughed. “You should get inside.”

“No, I’m not getting inside and no, we are not doing it.”

“Oh, why not?”

“You just said that you was sore, what the hell Minho-yah!”

“See, you’re mean.” he said pouting again.

“Stop pouting, I’m not doing it now.”

Minho’s eyes sparkled. “You mean that later we, you know.” he said waggled his eyebrows.


Minho’s smile get bigger. “We will see that.”

Jinki giggled.


slight tta spoilers….?

Part 2 is now up! from dreams to theories these are the last im going to show, there is more but that can be for another time since most arnt really that important and was more concept stuff buh

these ones are really old actually, you can proberlly tell there’s a theme with me, if you ever knew my lovely little story from the epic mickey fandom you’ll know  i do love dark angsty stuff OwO i just never posted cause i got to scared id be chased down with pitch forks aaa ;w; but i was begged to post these so for a one off time i dont mind showing these >w<

I really do love TOME and the fandom is amazing, you all are such lovely people and im glad to have joined the fandom~ (even if i am an angsty dumb nerd ;w; )

enjoy~ (click the pictures for captions again!)

Dark & Wild Series -CRAVE (V, OC) Part 2
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Here’s Part 2~ Sorry guys but this story will probably have more than 3 parts! I hope you can endure~ XD


OC- Charity 

(Narrator’s POV)

Please let this be a nightmare.

Charity observed the room around her, a sense of dread slowly eating her up. A thousand questions ran through her mind. 

Where am I?

Why am I here?

In a room… At someone else’s bed?!

What the hell happened last night?!?!

Each question sparked like wildfire, causing her to gasp in panic. She gulped, her throat suddenly feeling dry as her eyes traveled the luxurious space. 

Aside from the king-sized bed, there wasn’t much furniture. In fact, it was quite bare and anyone would’ve mistaken it for a model unit. The room looked unused, like the owner doesn’t even sleep in here.

The curtains were drawn slightly, enough for the morning light to peek in; a lamp stood at the far corner beside a bookshelf filled with hardcovers and little figurines Charity couldn’t make out. Other than that, a simple mahogany desk stood beside it, atop was a single MacBook which was showing colorful light streaks as its screensaver. 

Charity swung her legs out of the bed and stood; only to sit back down again as her head throbbed, feeling like she was about to pass out.

“Ow.” She whined as she held her head, wincing. 

Just then the doorknob turned and the door swung open revealing a middle-aged man with elfish features. His hair had turned white, and a bald spot protruded at the crown of his head. “Oh! You’re awake. I’ll go get master.” He smiled before closing the door. Charity didn’t even have the time to stop him let alone ask because her head felt like it was being crushed by a lawnmower. 

Master? She thought just when the door swung open again, her heart quickening at the sight of her visitor.

V strode in looking devilishly handsome in black shorts and a simple white tee. Even when he wasn’t all glammed up like the first time she’d seen him: covered up in leather and bling, he still looked camera ready, his disheveled hair giving a sexy effect.

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