i lost my leg serving as alex jone’s personal bodyguard during the information wars of 2020. the dems put a bomb under table at the capitol hill meeting chamber. when i went in for inspection i triggered what was intended to be an end to his reign of terror. i took most of it. i had my buddy johnny inspect the room with me. a piece of shrapnel tore his heart in two.
the explosion didn’t kill alex jones directly, but the shock of it gave him a heart attack which hospitalized him for about a month. he kept leading through the war, his health declining each day. he took his last breath in september of 2022. his days of eating nothing but mayonnaise and those bogus dietary supplements lead him into a fatal series of strokes.
the war was over. no one really knew what to do then. america was reformed, although utah and wyoming didn’t join the new united states, and were cut out of the country with giant chainsaws and placed somewhere in the atlantic.