Please fire me. I worked as a lifeguard at a water park and a mom came up to me and asked me to tell her weeping, hysterical child that there are no jellyfish in the wave pool.
And a man had his infant child 4 feet deep in the wave pool, I whistled at him and told him all guests under 48 inches must have a life jacket on. He yells back, “I’m in the Coast Guard, I am her life jacket!”
My first book has just come out in a brand new fancy edition. Big lovely pages, a new cover, bonus material. Read the story of Lars and his sister Maja as they try and wait out a three year long winter in their massive and seemingly endless home.
Now’s a great time to grab a copy of The End of Summer, which you can get directly from me.
I didn’t make it to the top. It took 2 hours for me to get just this far and I still had the hike back down and 5 hours to drive. Definitely going to have to come back and even camp here next year for more exploring.