On the humans are weird thing, what about the Hadron Collider?
Like, aliens come to earth and are kind of impressed with how fast our technology is progressing, and they’re like, touring the earth and meeting the greatest minds of our generation and eventually end up at CERN.
Alien: So what are you doing here, Human Scientist of CERN?
Scientist: Oh, well, we made this machine that smashes atoms into even smaller stuff.
Alien: Oh? And how did you achieve this?
Scientist: Well, we throw them at each other at amazing speeds until they break apart. It’s actually pretty cool.
Alien: It does sound interesting.
Scientist: Right? It sucks there’s people who are pissed about it.
Alien: Excuse me?
Scientist: Well, theoretically there’s a chance that we could create a black hole if we go through this process.
Alien: Why do you persist in this endeavor if this is a possibility?
Scientist: It’s fuckin’ sicc
And then the aliens realize that oh, humans are only so ahead of the times is because they’re fucking crazy and just do shit. And then they leave.
Sai, it's time to name our baby boy! Now, in the Yamanaka family...
(has no idea how babynames work) Paintbrush.
No, wait, it has to start with-
Bookcase. Or a coffee table.
Are you seriously coming up with names based on stuff we have in our house?
(sighs, thinking) I'm just gonna call him Inojin. My womb, my choice.
It's a family tradition. The name should start with a Cho.
(trying to come up with a good suffix) Cho... Cho...
(impressed) That's an excellent idea, dear!
(reading a scroll in the kitchen, not noticing what his wife is doing) Hey, I was thinking. We should choose a name for that baby of ours. Due to the Nara tradition, it has to start with Shika-
(struggling to stun a fresh fish for dinner, not listening) DIE!!