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🌟 Simple / “Beginner” Spells 🌟

though i do not myself believe in the concept of a “beginner” spell, a lot of new witches often ask me what i recommend for them to start with. here’s some of the simpler lot, that should be easier to perform.


🌟 simple glamours:

🌟 simple relationship spells:

🌟 simple self care spells:

🌟 simple curses / hexes:

🌟 simple miscellaneous spells:

Story titles, invented by neural network

So Prof. Mark Reidl of Georgia Tech is the best kind of geek, and used some cool scripting to extract all the things on Wikipedia with plot summaries: movies, books, tv episodes, video games, etc. That’s a lot of plot summaries: 112,936, to be exact. 

With a dataset this large, a neural network can achieve impressive results. Sure enough, when I trained this open-source neural network framework on just the titles alone, it consistently came up with titles that were both varied and (usually) plausible. 

Below are some of my favorites, arranged roughly by apparent genre:

Action/Adventure

Titanic Buffalo
Pirates: A Fight Dance Story
The Bad Legend
Conan the Pirate
O Bullets
Home Transformers
Shurk Hat Dies!
An Enemy of Bob (Homicide: Life on the Street)
Cannibal Spy II
American Hero: Fire of Crusty
Lego Man Hunt
Nancy Drew: The Last Day (film)
Surf Crisis
Legend of the Experience of Scarlet Freedom Damageboo
American Midnight: Swear Dragon
Problem

Scifi/fantasy

Under the Daleks
Batman and Flancles: The Fun Tree
The Legends of World Planet
Bomberman’s Love
The Enchanted Feed
The Star Wars: The Santa Contact
The Long Ninja Dove in the Air (film)
The History of the Galaxy Bunny Lada
City of the Stupid (film)
Shy Castle
Hamburger (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Swords and Batman: Summer Party ?

Kids/Family

The Boordeeple (2011 film)
A Dog’s Toy Friends
Boop (Adventure Time)
A Dinosaur Quest
Colonel Corn (video game)
Scooby-Drum
New Bear
Borky the Pig (film)
Excellent Very Broken Christmas
The Great Bother Cat (film)
Happy Cat in the Yaku Wonder
Fireman and Halloween Rules
Big Can Flower Home
The Green Yaurglar Pig
Scooby-Doo'Wagon Traps (video game)
Book Dog (film)

Horror

Terror Dog
Tree Screaming
Zombies of Florence
The Trunkelling
A Vampire Time for Monster
Murder’s Eagle
Frozen Bat (film)
Haunted Place
The Sheep of Evil
Barney’s The Devil’s Treachery
Merry Scroobers: Crown of Evil
The Steel-Pounted Murder King
The Shadow of Life of Very Worgy (film)
The Mystical Booged of California

Documentary

Market that Knave
Spork at Bliss
The White Soup
An Indiana Office
The Last Fish Show
The Fish of Education

Restricted section (there were quite a few more of these)

Absilloved Lovers 2: Black Bearfly Dawn
Horse Man Academy 5-R: Cowboy Sheeper Wydex
Breed Bot 3: The Journey Kitchen
Wild Bad Party 109
Pink Moon
Indiscreet Maidman

And finally, a list of the most quintessential story titles, obtained by setting the creativity to near zero on a highly-trained network:

The Story of the Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Day of the Story
The Lost Princess (film)
The Stranger (1994 film)
The Last Star (1994 film)
The Secret of the Story of the Stranger (1996 film)
The Stranger (2014 film)
The Story of the Stars
The Story of the Stranger (1999 film)
The Last Day of the Sun
The Story of the Star Trek: The Secret of the Story of the Star Wars

Literally Every Voltage Inc. guy: “Fall in love with her? Of course not! She’s weird and-”

Them usually by episode 10: FUCK..

Soft Incantations ☄

A list of single-word incantations, spells that can be cast merely by saying/thinking them with intent, or over a white candle. 

☄ Cuisolas 
From irish, Cuisle and Solas, pulse and light
For a source of light give you strength

☄ Astripta 
From latin, Astra and Scripta, star-written
Written in the stars, to tie something to fate.

☄ Solicolmére 
From latin, salis, salt, and french, mer et colére, sea and anger
From salt to sea salt, anger disapates like sea foam

☄ Sucétoiles 
From french, Sucre et étoiles, sugar and stars
To enchant light with the power to soften  sweeten.

☄ Rosetaltion
From english, rose, nostalgia and elation, feelings for the past and happiness.
To give memories rose colored glasses.

When someone walks in on me while I’m in bed with my ikemen

A list, I guess that mc from voltage annoys me

• she cries all the time
• she closes her eyes when she’s in danger (like bitch pls can u not)
• she relies on her love interest every time she’s in a dangerous situation or when the bitch is bout to be killed like…u know what? just die hoe u deserve it *sigh* I had enough of yo ass
• mc is clueless half of the time like uhm wake up
• she’s naive
• she overreacts to the littlest things like when her love interest is shirtless like bro I get it but overreacting like that is just gonna make him think you’re weird as'f
• air headed
• can’t acknowledge when someone has feelings for her
• doesn’t stand up to herself like the love interest has to talk for her like..are. you. freaking. kidding. ME.
• this isn’t like mc fault but more like voltage..but PUT HER SOME EYES PLEASE? I mean u did put her some eyes on some recent games but still
• last but not least some mc’s got a weak character sorry not sorry


- Anyways lately I guess the mc’s been improving? Idk😂 what do you think? like the only mc’s I like are from kiss of revenge, eitml (kinda) , metro pd close to you , irresistible mistakes, after school affairs, & our two bedroom story 😁