No Australian I know wants to talk about the Great Emu War. Could you give me some insight?
Okay, memes aside, the issue with the Emus is that during the Great Depression, Australian farmers were incentivized to grow more wheat (they were never actually given those incentives though), and this meant a lot of cleared land and artificial water supplies. In 1932 the native emus noticed the good habitat, so roughly 20,000 emus went to the farmland. These emus were pests, eating food, knocking down fences, and so on. The farmers complained to the Australian government who deployed WWI veterans with two Lewis guns in a population cull, believing it would solve the problem and serve as good drill for the Australian machine gunners. Heavy rains scattered the emu population, but Major Meredith was undeterred, attempting to use the Lewis guns on large concentrations of the birds. This was not very effective, the emus would scatter and the guns would jam. Two operations on the 2nd and 4th of November killed only a few dozen of the birds. The Lewis guns couldn’t effectively be mounted on motor vehicles which could not keep up with the fast birds. The emus adapted quickly to the Australians, with large black-plumed males keeping watch and shouting a cry of alarm when the military came near, which made further deployment ineffective. Even when wounded the birds survived thanks to their large mass, and the operation was called off. Later that month Meredith was redeployed, and this time he was far more successful, killing roughly 100 emus a week until 2 December.
Eventually, the government decided to instead offer a bounty program for
emus, which was much more effective in culling their numbers.
So it’s not really a war, just an unsuccessful population cull, albeit a rip-roaringly funny one. The media at the time cracked jokes about “The Great Emu War.” praising the birds who were clear masters of guerilla tactics. This incident would be rediscovered in the mid 2010′s and became a notable meme that made its way around the internet, leading to such gems as this one:
So there you have it, a short military operation that became a part of meme culture. Your Aussie friends might not even know about this, or they might think that you’re trying to insult their home country, but there’s the story.
England, on the phone:
oh Australia, you finally picked up. I'm thinking of having diner with the fam, do you want to come- ... what is that noise??
huh? Oh just a bunch of bloody, motherfucking Emus charging towards my direction to try and kill me the third time~
well, long story short, they were disturbing some people and I'm currently in a war against them.
... is that gun noises??
huh? Oh yeah, it is. I was nearly pecked to death, so this war has escalated to death con.3. Oh, by the way, I would love to come for diner! I'll bring you a couple of these bloody, shitty, motherfuckers for diner, if you want~?
I’m a young Gumbayngirr woman. I want to say ‘We’ but I’m going to point out who exactly each time.
You live on a tribe’s Country*. It always has been and always will be Indigenous Country. (Country: to Indigenous people are their ancestral, spiritual homeland where they belong to the Land and share a deep bond that is really hard to explain) You live in a nation built on colonial racism. Which is still apparent in everything. Indigenous Australians owe the British nothing. Indigenous Australians are still being oppressed by the government through law restrictions, refusing Indigenous sovereignty, not acknowledging the past, willful amnesia, the entire education system, making loopholes in policies making it hard for Indigenous people to get jobs, negative representation, not stopping racism when they witness it, unwillingness to make a treaty, making Indigenous people move off their land for mining. Indigenous people aren’t always black. That’s the stereotype you support when you don’t believe someone’s Indigenous just because they’re pale. Every Indigenous person you meet has a Letter of Aboriginality because we have to prove we’re from our ethnic background because Non-Indigenous people can’t be trusted to not stake a claim for Aboriginality, and makes it harder for any families who were removed, thus supporting assimilation. The government has in the past successfully scared Non-Indigenous people into thinking Indigenous sovereignty was a bad thing because it will take away western value system of property (meaning stolen land in Australia). For Native Title, Indigenous people must prove lineage and connection to land before settlement. Which is very difficult especially if you were removed off land, Indigenous people are 3% of the population. Minority. Indigenous people are individuals. Hobbies, cultures, interests, religion, beliefs all varying. Indigenous people want a treaty. Multiculturalism in Australia is complete bullshit. It’s goes along the value of ‘we are all the same, therefore no one is different’ completely destroying the idea of Indigenous sovereignty and is the governments move to look more appealing in the eyes of the globe and not impacting white Australians. Indigenous Australians did not name themselves ‘Aboriginal/Indigenous’ etc. Indigenous people still don’t have their own collaborative name so every time that term is used, it’s reinforcing western domination of classification. Life is hard. It was hard for immigrant families to settle. It was hard for convicts to survive. It was difficult for Indigenous people to last through massacres, the stealing of children and forced assimilation and inter generational trauma. Indigenous people have their own internal problems and are trying to change it. Australian Indigenous academics, artists, novelists are a thing. LGBTQI+ Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders exist. Indigenous queer studies is different from mainstream queer studies. Flora and Fauna Act never actually existed, it was a mindset many White Australians possessed. Hell some still do. Mission reserves still exist. They’re usually strong communities these days. There is an Aboriginal Tent Embassy. Because a handful of activists went to Parliament to claim land rights and fight for sovereignty, because Indigenous people are alienated on their own Country. Indigenous people still face racism, because it is the foundation of Indigenous presence in Australian society. Australia has had many frontier wars which aren’t discussed in classrooms. The term ‘Aborigine’ is taken to offence these days. Don’t use it. Indigenous Australian’s were making bread 15,000 years before it was first done in Egypt. If you’re of convict descent. You’re a Settler. It’s flexible and debated. Who’s a Settler? Indigenous people as a whole do not hate white people. It’s the white patriarchy of western values. To all stupid white people, reverse racism doesn’t exist. If you understood what racism was, you would never say that.
Indigenous people can literally blame all their problems on white privilege.
If you don’t believe me or want to argue, you lack education about Australia. And is honestly the reason we’re like this. I don’t want to point this out to just White Australians, because we get racism off every one. I didn’t put sources because I want people to do their own research. People need to educate themselves and stop depending on others to do it for them. You can start by googling what is ‘Imperalism’ and ‘Colonisation’ and comparing the two and how that relates to ‘Nationalism’ then search Aborigine Protection Board 1869 (Vic) and try to find out why this happened in the first place. And if you’re feeling lucky try Bruce Pascoe’s Dark Emu.
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If you’ve ever wondered how intense the Australian wildlife is, in the 20th Century we had to wage war on emus because they were destroying the farm land. So we sent the army up north with machine guns in what is now called the Great Emu War.