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anonymous asked:

Is it too much to ask for Jean ralphio and Mona Lisa saperstein to make a cameo on b99 as some random drunken disorderlies that they pick up in the cold open or something

I’M HONESTLY  S C R E A M I N G  THIS WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING

THEY GET PICKED UP FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION BUT WHEN THEY GET BACK TO THE PRECINCT THE NINE-NINE DISCOVERS THAT THEY’RE BOTH WANTED IN INDIANA FOR INSURANCE FRAUD

THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHO PICKS THEM UP AND HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR ROSA TO THREATEN TO VIOLENTLY MURDER THEM IF THEY DON’T STOP SINGING IN THE HOLDING CELL

931. Millicent Bulstrode and Ernie Macmillan became best friends in fifth year after Ernie stopped some younger students making fun of Millicent for her size. They kept their friendship secret so that Millicent could help pass information on the Inquisitorial Squad to the DA; she was the one who tipped off Dobby about the raid on the Room of Requirement. They remained best friends for life.

em-c-writes  asked:

How about a snippet of the new Basic Chickens story? :D

Since I’m working on two stories, here’s a bit from the second chapter of Basic Chickens:

Elias snorted in his sleep and clung tighter, pushing the air out of Adam and slobbering all over him. His dick was hard against Adam’s hip. The whiskey had not been lying then. Adam craned his head to look down and—there it was. Swollen as morning wood was ought to be. He trembled at the sight.

“Love at first sight, I suppose.” Adam said and meant it entirely with every ounce of gravitas his heart could muster at seven in the morning, with the less than thrilling combination of jet lag and a hangover and a well abused body.

Elias was thankfully still asleep, not at all aware that Adam was ogling and practically cooing at him. Though he doubted Elias would mind. He’d most likely enjoy the attention. Needy was at the top of the list, after all. Underlined and in bold. Adam was certain losing his virginity wasn’t going to make a dent in that particular area.

930. Although Helena Raveclaw was in Ravenclaw house, she felt more at home with the Slytherin students. When Salazar was outcast, she felt like a father figure was going away, as she never had one either. Helena thought she didn't belong in her mother’s house, as Rowena was intelligent, but Helena was cunning, and wanted to be better. At the end of it, The Grey Lady still ended up as the Ravenclaw house ghost, something she dislikes privately.