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Reasons I Love The Girls of Dragon Age: Inquistion
  • Cassandra Pentaghast: Badass warrior. Came from a family of Dragon Hunters. Skillful with a weapon and shield. Didn't want to grow up like a princess, chose to join the Seekers instead. Reads trashy romance novels written by a dwarf she imprisoned and interrogated. 100% awkward creature. Wants to be wooed by flowers and poetry.
  • Sera: Straight to the point. Believes that "people on top" shouldn't step on "us little people on the bottom". Helps out the "little people" get back at the "bigger people". Doesn't want anyone to push their religion on others. Scared of magic and things she doesn't understand. Loves to play pranks. Lesbian elf with a thing for tall Qunari ladies.
  • Vivienne: Stone cold bitch but funny when she wants to be. Proper and lady-like. Will freeze you on the spot if you do something inappropriate in her court. Enjoys dressing people up in fancy clothes and taking them out for spa days. Loves her man very much and will do anything to save him.
  • Josephine Montilyet: Takes care of all the political shit for you. Practically a Mom figure to everyone, especially when dealing with Orlesian nobles. Bless her and her patience. Will beat you in every game of Wicked Grace. Unless you're her lover, then she'll let you win. Is the reason Cullen ends up naked. Thank the Maker for this lovely girl.
  • Leliana: Can kill you. May kill you. Will kill you. Unless you're friends, then your life is in very good hands. Master manipulator. Spy Queen. Has a pet nug named Schmooples. Her innocence and sweetness gave way to a woman who knows what to do and when to do it. Has stalker tendencies, but means well.
  • Scout Harding: Don't underestimate her. Replies with sarcasm if you use sarcasm. Knows how to get out of messy situations. Always clears your path for you. Cute little bundle of "I could hurt you". Slightly scared of Cassandra. She gives me life. "MAYHEM".
  • Bianca: Lies to you and Varric. Gets Varric riled up. Has a little lover's quarrel with Varric that's kinda cute to spectate. Threatens to stab your eye out if you let Varric get hurt. Isn't really in a relationship with Varric but everyone wishes she it. Has issues. Still badass.
  • Mother Giselle: Takes care of everyone in her little ways. Does what she thinks is best for everyone. Dorian almost always has something to say about her. She almost always has something to say about Dorian. The reason the Inquisition advisers weren't at each other's throats after Haven. THE DAWN WILL COME.
  • Grand Enchantress Fiona: She tries so hard. For the mages. For her son. For everything. Maker be good to this woman. She has so many regrets. I wanna hug her every time. She's just so tired sometimes. I love this woman.
  • Empress Celene: THE THING SHE WEARS ON HER BACK. THE THING WITH THE SWORDS AND THE LION. WHAT IS THAT THING? IS HER BAD POSTURE BECAUSE OF THAT THING? SERIOUSLY. THAT THING. Good leader. Values love. Kept Briala's locket with her. BUT THAT THING ON HER BACK.
  • Briala: Could probably beat Leliana with her spy network. Tough Love. Threw a knife at a guy's eye. THAT WAS COOL. Still loves her Empress.
  • Duchess Florianne: Dances with you. Wouldn't mind two girls dancing in a ball. IS ACTUALLY A BADASS TEMPEST OUT FOR INQUISITION BLOOD. LIKE WTF. IT TOOK ME A TOTAL 20 MINUTES TO KILL HER. DAMN IT. THEN SHE GETS SENT TO YOU IN A BOX. TO BE JUDGED. LIKE. ORLAIS, WHAT'S GOOD?!