Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like
A small object that represents the nuisance (a poppet or a picture or a piece of paper with the name on it, no live fleas)
A small box to put it in
A bigger box to put that box in
A hammer or mallet.
This spell is quite simple. Pick something that consistently bothers you, a person, a habit, allergies, and assign it to your object. Place the object in the box and seal it so it can’t get out. Place that box in the other box and seal it well.
From here, you could either mail it to yourself, or, to save on postage, place it by your door overnight. Then you take your hammer and SMASH IT.
Then clean up. Simple as that.
DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible if your lab assistant turns the subject into a llama.
What Disney really needs to do is set aside Avatarland for a few more forever, and focus on opening a Kronk themed restaurant. It can be called Kronk’s Kitchen, spinach puffs will be brought to your table without question. Your nightly entertainment will be Tom Jones, the little groovy man that sings Kuzco’s theme song.