So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

Yzma's anti-nuisance spell

You will need:

A small object that represents the nuisance (a poppet or a picture or a piece of paper with the name on it, no live fleas)

A small box to put it in

A bigger box to put that box in

A hammer or mallet.

This spell is quite simple. Pick something that consistently bothers you, a person, a habit, allergies, and assign it to your object. Place the object in the box and seal it so it can’t get out. Place that box in the other box and seal it well.

From here, you could either mail it to yourself, or, to save on postage, place it by your door overnight. Then you take your hammer and SMASH IT.

Then clean up. Simple as that.

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible if your lab assistant turns the subject into a llama.

Originally posted by whatever-its-disney

Kronk’s Spinach Puffs

Yields 36 puffs

The things you’ll need

  • 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
  • 1 small onion, diced
  • 2 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 2 cups frozen spinach
  • ½ cup ricotta cheese
  • ½ cup feta cheese
  • 1 egg yolk
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • Frozen puff pastry
  • Egg wash
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Cookie sheet lined with parchment
  • Rubber spatula
  • Sauté pan
  • Square cookie cutter
  • Rolling pin

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 400°F.
  2. Heat oil in a sauté pan on medium high. Add diced onions and sweat for about 5 minutes.
  3. Add garlic and spinach and cook for another 3-5 minutes.
  4. Place spinach into a medium bowl and then stir in the cheeses, yolk and salt.
  5. Cut a puff pastry into squares about 3-4 inches and place 1 tablespoon filling along the center in a line from top to bottom.
  6. Brush egg wash along the edges and then seal the two sides together to create a “cone” shape.
  7. Bake for 15-17 minutes.
  8. TaDa! Kronk’s Spinach Puffs are a cheesy, flaky delight fit for an emporer!

What Disney really needs to do is set aside Avatarland for a few more forever, and focus on opening a Kronk themed restaurant. It can be called Kronk’s Kitchen, spinach puffs will be brought to your table without question. Your nightly entertainment will be Tom Jones, the little groovy man that sings Kuzco’s theme song.


New video! Made Kronk’s Spinach Puffs today from The Emperor’s New Groove on Nerdy Nummies! 😋