Broadway in New York
  • Broadway in New York
  • Neil Patrick Harris ft. Audra McDonald
  • The 67th Annual Tony Awards

(Oh S-H-I can’t help myself)

Here’s a Tony hit list
Try to write ‘em all down

First, we started bigger than a Cinderella ball gown
Shout-out to the ladies, all the women winnin’
Andrea Martin, Diane Paulus, Pam MacKinnon
Cyndi Lauper talking in the shower no baloney
Girls just wanna have fun, you just won a Tony
The 80s came back with a bang
Not 'cause Cyndi Lauper sang
It’s because the best play was by Durang Durang

Now I need a melody
Ladies and gentlemen, welcomin’ Audra McD!

New York
Singin’ all the lyrics we made up
There’s nothin’ we can’t do
Broadway in New York
These Tony winners are brand new
Their work will inspire you
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York

This was Tony Sunday, all up in your face
Billy Porter’s gonna keep the Tony at his place
Then at 9 o'clock, you changed to watch the game
The nerds, Game of Thrones
The jocks, Lebron James

Now, you’re watching Audra singin’ to her own flow
Audra’s got so many Tonys, she could host her own show
Courtney Vance, Tracy Letts, Judith Light, hit it
Edward Albee, Pippin and Patina Miller did it
Cicely Tyson, standing ovation
Kinky for the win, and the eyes of a nation are on…

New York
Singin’ all these lyrics we made up
There’s nothin’ we can’t do
The Tonys in New York
One more Broadway season behind you
These shows will remind you

It happens in New York
In New York
In New York, New York, New York

That’s the Tonys! Goodnight, everybody! Go see a Broadway show!

(mic drop)