First, we started bigger than a Cinderella ball gown Shout-out to the ladies, all the women winnin’ Andrea Martin, Diane Paulus, Pam MacKinnon Cyndi Lauper talking in the shower no baloney Girls just wanna have fun, you just won a Tony The 80s came back with a bang Not 'cause Cyndi Lauper sang It’s because the best play was by Durang Durang
Heavenly Now I need a melody Ladies and gentlemen, welcomin’ Audra McD!
New York Singin’ all the lyrics we made up There’s nothin’ we can’t do Broadway in New York These Tony winners are brand new Their work will inspire you Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York
This was Tony Sunday, all up in your face Billy Porter’s gonna keep the Tony at his place Then at 9 o'clock, you changed to watch the game The nerds, Game of Thrones The jocks, Lebron James
Now, you’re watching Audra singin’ to her own flow Audra’s got so many Tonys, she could host her own show Courtney Vance, Tracy Letts, Judith Light, hit it Edward Albee, Pippin and Patina Miller did it Cicely Tyson, standing ovation Kinky for the win, and the eyes of a nation are on…
New York Singin’ all these lyrics we made up There’s nothin’ we can’t do The Tonys in New York One more Broadway season behind you These shows will remind you
It happens in New York In New York In New York, New York, New York
That’s the Tonys! Goodnight, everybody! Go see a Broadway show!