emphis

deathfortune  asked:

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I’m gonna regret these in the morning I can feel it

Oh so not too long ago my boyfriend and I were going to the movies here in M-emphis and the best one is right over the railroad tracks and we were running late so my road rage ass was like rushing the shit out of him

And we got stuck oN THE TRACKS WHICH UR OBVIOUSLY NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

And he was losing his shit and I was just like “lmao don’t be a dweeb holy shit calm ur tits”

But then the lights started flashing….. And we heard the train go off….. AND I STARTED SCRWAMINF AND HE STARTED LAUGHIFN AT ME AND EVEN THO THE TRAIN WAS LIKE FIFTY BILLION FEET AWAY MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES