Dear Boyz,

I’m not here to babysit you. I am a human being with my own needs. The only thing I want to emotionally labor over right now is the Häagen-Dazs that’s waiting for me in the freezer.

I appreciate how open you are or whatever, but I’m not here to stroke yr dix for a living. You should know better.

Plz stop,

Apathetic Radical Feminist Bitch