about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

Bee emoji reviews

apple going for the somewhat realistic interpretation, but those wings are just… wrong, and takes away from the rest of the image. 3/5

a friend. the innocent, humble friend that beesshould be portrayed as. i can overlook anatomical errors when it ends up being so damn friendly. 5/5

i appreciate the attempted art direction here, the top-down view is a unique twist, but mamma mia could someone at microsoft hold off from selecting the thickest black border available? 3/5

this bee is curious, inquisitive, and i’m sure they could warm up to being a good friend. 4/5

that’s one fat fucking bee. how does its small wings lift its fat body off the ground? i think this bee’s going to care about what we think is impossible. 2/5

this is a much more preferable interpretation of the top-down bee. reasonable line thickness, doesn’t look nearly as threatening. 4/5

similarly, this is acceptable. focuses more on gradients than flat colors, which i think is an interesting change of pace. 4/5

that’s a wasp. an aggressive, unpleasant wasp. that wasp is not my friend - it is a threat. and we shouldn’t be portraying bees as threats. 2/5

absolute adorable friendliness trumps technical anatomy. this bee is my best friend. 5/5

what the fuck is this shit

6

I finished the set of V emoji’s I wanted to do!!! The one of V crying is just because I like to see my favs in pain.

Pasta Emoji Ratings

A classic, nice simple sauce, would eat this no problem. Probably tastes pure and the kids would love it. 7/10

Fun, simple, but dangerously close to Mac n Cheese with that level of orange saturation. They would probably steal your labeled food from the fridge, simply shameful. Not sure what the purple spots are either, not sure if i’d eat this one. 5/10


Shameful, it appears to be a few noodles left on a plate, what a waste. Would not eat someone’s leftovers. 0/10

Elegant, simple, modern. Reminiscent of a pizza, which is a fresh new way to approach the subject. The stray noodle is a little worrying, but for the most part they’re a hardworking, well put together pasta. Would hang this up in my modern art gallery. 8/10

Not sure how to feel about this one. While the sauce is one of the best renditions I’ve seen, beautiful detail, the rest of the dish is lacking. The leaves look dangerous, like those delinquents that try to roll with the pure kids, but we’re onto them. I love the symmetry of the three noodles rising from the sauce, would eat them for sure. Not so sure about the rest. 6/10

Fake. This obviously canned pasta is trying to play itself off as genuine, unforgivable. While the taste is probably fine, a pasta you’d let your daughter hang out with, it doesn’t excuse the fact that it’s a filthy liar. would not eat for fear of my health. 2/10 

A very small noodle, good with young children, tries their best at all times. It has the perfect portion of sauce for such a tiny thing, and it deserves all it can get. I would eat this, but gently, as not to intimidate it. 9/10

Magnificent! Tasty! A real winner of a dish! The attention to detail and shading simply astonishes me. This dish is to die for, and the kind you’d bring home to your mother. Simply lovely, would definitely eat. 10/10

This is just abhorrent, not tasty at all. The choice of thick white noodles surrounded by a yellow liquid, while an interesting take, is incredibly inaccurate and tasteless. Would not eat, especially with that trident thing. 1/10

flavourless, an absolute bore of a dish. White I appreciate the detail of the cell shaded noodles, they lack charisma and courage. Would be a true pure friend, someone you can rely on, but very easily manipulated and a momma’s boy. Need’s more saturation if it want’s to roll with the big boys. 4/10. 

I feel like this is a failed attempt at what HTC excelled at. The abstract look they’re going for just doesn’t execute well at all. And that black border feel’s very threatening and hostile, as if I’m not allowed to eat it. The kind of pasta who has problems with it’s masculinity. Probably wouldn’t eat. 3/10

Why the fuck is there chocolate syrup on my pasta. 0/10

official ranking of every octopus emoji on emojipedia

An honest face, a friendly wave. A reassuring presence in the sea. Only six legs though. 9/10

Ha ha, look at this guy! This octopus is a silly one, and fun to be around. Nice colour, nice expressive eyes, nice waviness of tentacles. Still only six of them. 9/10 

Google octopus is here to party and lets everyone know it! But judging from their eyes, inside maybe they’re wondering if they’re getting a bit old for this kind of life, if there’s anything more fulfilling out there. Six legs. 8/10

Small and happy to see you. A friend to sit on your shoulder. Six legs. 7/10

Definitely an octopus, despite being short on legs. Looks like it was worshipped in ancient times. 7/10

Eight legs! But they’re weirdly rigid. A smile that is at first endearing, until you realize there is no emotion beneath it. 6/10

This appears to be a baby squid, not an octopus. Far too few legs. Still clearly of the sea. 5/10

Technically an octopus only because it has eight legs. Their relationship to the head is wrong. It seems to be trying to convince you it’s not an octopus by walking on two legs, arranging two like arms, and trying to hide the others. Untrustworthy. 4/10

Too few legs, and how they attach to the head is unclear - they could also be the mandibles of a space alien. The gaze of a True Neutral. 3/10

Four legs, which are short and not tentacles. A failure. 2/10


This is a hat. A hat you would put on a child on a winters day, and take a cute picture of, yes, but still a hat and not an octopus. 1/10.

A misshapen, asymmetrical devil noot-nooting at you from the depths of hell. Should be destroyed. 0/10

angel emojis, rated

FUCK THIS THING 0/10

DON’T TRUST THIS THING 0/10

AAAAAA FUCK THIS THING 0/10

This is a nice child! Someone I would trust. Someone I could send to a friend in order to convey my emotions of pure joy 9/10

WHOAH!! FUCK THIS THING 0/10

FUCK THIS THING IT’S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS BUT I DO NOT TRUST IT 1/10

REALLY FUCK THIS THING!! 0/10

ADDING A NECK DOES NOT HELP FUCK THIS THING 0/10

THOSE AREN’T EVEN WINGS YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS THING 0/10

NO WINGS EMPTY EYES FUCK OFF 0/10

IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU WILL WAKE UP IN ANOTHER REALITY, PART OF THIS THING’S HIVEMIND, YOU MUST BLINK, YOU MUST NOT LOOK 0/10

MISSHAPEN EGG WITH CHICKEN WINGS FUCK OFF 0/10

THE ONLY PURE ANGEL EMOJI THE ONLY ONE FOR ME THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS IS A GOOD ANGEL, A HELPING ANGEL, HAPPY, JOY…. A FRIEND 100/10