about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

angel emojis, rated

FUCK THIS THING 0/10

DON’T TRUST THIS THING 0/10

AAAAAA FUCK THIS THING 0/10

This is a nice child! Someone I would trust. Someone I could send to a friend in order to convey my emotions of pure joy 9/10

WHOAH!! FUCK THIS THING 0/10

FUCK THIS THING IT’S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS BUT I DO NOT TRUST IT 1/10

REALLY FUCK THIS THING!! 0/10

ADDING A NECK DOES NOT HELP FUCK THIS THING 0/10

THOSE AREN’T EVEN WINGS YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS THING 0/10

NO WINGS EMPTY EYES FUCK OFF 0/10

IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU WILL WAKE UP IN ANOTHER REALITY, PART OF THIS THING’S HIVEMIND, YOU MUST BLINK, YOU MUST NOT LOOK 0/10

MISSHAPEN EGG WITH CHICKEN WINGS FUCK OFF 0/10

THE ONLY PURE ANGEL EMOJI THE ONLY ONE FOR ME THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS IS A GOOD ANGEL, A HELPING ANGEL, HAPPY, JOY…. A FRIEND 100/10

Bee emoji reviews

apple going for the somewhat realistic interpretation, but those wings are just… wrong, and takes away from the rest of the image. 3/5

a friend. the innocent, humble friend that beesshould be portrayed as. i can overlook anatomical errors when it ends up being so damn friendly. 5/5

i appreciate the attempted art direction here, the top-down view is a unique twist, but mamma mia could someone at microsoft hold off from selecting the thickest black border available? 3/5

this bee is curious, inquisitive, and i’m sure they could warm up to being a good friend. 4/5

that’s one fat fucking bee. how does its small wings lift its fat body off the ground? i think this bee’s going to care about what we think is impossible. 2/5

this is a much more preferable interpretation of the top-down bee. reasonable line thickness, doesn’t look nearly as threatening. 4/5

similarly, this is acceptable. focuses more on gradients than flat colors, which i think is an interesting change of pace. 4/5

that’s a wasp. an aggressive, unpleasant wasp. that wasp is not my friend - it is a threat. and we shouldn’t be portraying bees as threats. 2/5

absolute adorable friendliness trumps technical anatomy. this bee is my best friend. 5/5

what the fuck is this shit

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The last one is a request for a very dear freind:

Introducing:

JackMojis!

Watching @therealjacksepticeye​ playing the game Simulacra and pulling off those faces for these emojis sparked some inspiration for me. :) 

I had tons of fun doing this, so I hope you guys enjoy it! 

p.s. I hope he pulls off more emojis in the next episode. :D

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