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anonymous asked:

First name: Emily 
Nickname: Em, Emmy, Mom, Mommy, Mother, etc... 
Age: 19 
Gender: gal 
Sexual Orientation: bi! 
Nationality: Canadian 
Relationship status: ya have a boyfren, I think? 
Likes: writing, Hamilton, art about your writing, when people say nice things, your new(ish) haircut 
Dislikes: when people are rude, people not appreciating Okieriete Onaodowan enough, getting asks 24/7 about when new writing is coming (it's stressful) 
Random fact: you are so heckin cute it's ridiculous

O H M Y G O D I AM ACTUALLY SCREECHING LIKE HOW DO U PEOPLE KNOW ME BETTER THAN MY FRIENDS THIS IS RIDICULOUS?????? LIKE THOS IS ACTUALLY ME ESP THE LIKES AND DISLIKES (and omfg i am not cute tYSM IM BLUSHIGN)

Imagine Amethyst and Lazuli play with their food at the table, constructing a complete soap-opera-esque drama that continues on every night at dinner. Steven tunes in like he’s watching an Emmy-nominated masterpiece:

Amethyst: This is my homegirl, Pizza

Lapis: I’m pizza, right?

Amethyst: *rolls eyes* Not everything is about you, Linda. 

Update Dance Moms

Just wanted to update you all on my teacher Tessandra Chavez that Abby Lee said she didn’t know . She was just nominated for an Emmy this morning for Choreography for Julianne Hough and Derek Hough for Dancing with The Stars.  This is my dance world…. so much for scripted shows

Congrats to my mentor Tessandra Chavez … 

Love you,

Larsen

Shipping with Mom
  • 2013, Upon watching ASIP
  • Mom: Oh I see, it's like a buddy cop film.
  • Eleanor: *cringes*
  • Eleanor: *sweats*
  • Eleanor: Umm. I guess...It's like a bromance?
  • Mom: What?!? You think they're...No, I REALLY don't see that.
  • Eleanor:
  • Eleanor:
  • Eleanor: (Realizes her mother doesn't know what the word 'bromance' means.)
  • *
  • 2014, Upon watching TSOT
  • Mom: I love Mary.
  • *
  • 2014, Upon watching the Emmys
  • Mom: Where are Martin and Benedict?
  • Eleanor: I don't know. I guess they were too busy to attend.
  • Mom: I know where they are.
  • Eleanor:
  • Mom: They're probably fucking in the theater bathroom right now.
  • Eleanor:
  • Eleanor:
  • Eleanor:
  • Mom: *laughs, with cruelty*
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anonymous asked: Top 10 Favourite Little Dancers Blogs? (no particular order)

When i get home from school everyday.
  • Mom: How was school, anything exciting?
  • Me: No school was boring but omg Taylor did the funniest thing or liked the best post or won an Emmy.
  • Mom: How do you manage to turn every conversation into something about Taylor.
  • Me: Taylor is literally 99% of my life that's how.
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Roosje: So are you gonna make a baby with my Aunt Emmy like mom and dad?

Grady: Um… why would you think that?

Roosje: Well dad said when adults love each other they have a baby so I mean all you need to do is have a baby with her. Once I don’t need to share any of my stuff with it, then I’m okay with a cousin!