First name: Emily Nickname: Em, Emmy, Mom, Mommy, Mother, etc... Age: 19 Gender: gal Sexual Orientation: bi! Nationality: Canadian Relationship status: ya have a boyfren, I think? Likes: writing, Hamilton, art about your writing, when people say nice things, your new(ish) haircut Dislikes: when people are rude, people not appreciating Okieriete Onaodowan enough, getting asks 24/7 about when new writing is coming (it's stressful) Random fact: you are so heckin cute it's ridiculous
O H M Y G O D I AM ACTUALLY SCREECHING LIKE HOW DO U PEOPLE KNOW ME BETTER THAN MY FRIENDS THIS IS RIDICULOUS?????? LIKE THOS IS ACTUALLY ME ESP THE LIKES AND DISLIKES (and omfg i am not cute tYSM IM BLUSHIGN)
Imagine Amethyst and Lazuli play with their food at the table, constructing a complete soap-opera-esque drama that continues on every night at dinner. Steven tunes in like he’s watching an Emmy-nominated masterpiece:
Amethyst: This is my homegirl, Pizza
Lapis: I’m pizza, right?
Amethyst: *rolls eyes* Not everything is about you, Linda.
Just wanted to update you all on my teacher Tessandra Chavez that Abby Lee said she didn’t know . She was just nominated for an Emmy this morning for Choreography for Julianne Hough and Derek Hough for Dancing with The Stars. This is my dance world…. so much for scripted shows
Roosje: So are you gonna make a baby with my Aunt Emmy like mom and dad?
Grady: Um… why would you think that?
Roosje: Well dad said when adults love each other they have a baby so I mean all you need to do is have a baby with her. Once I don’t need to share any of my stuff with it, then I’m okay with a cousin!