emma pratte

does anyone else have that one celebrity that you really really like. its not the “wow you’re attractive and funny”, its the “whenever you speak, or smile, it makes my heart melt, and it physically pains me that i don’t know you, and you will never know i exist”. the “i think about you before i go to bed, and cried about you just once in the shower” idk maybe it’s just me.

me 23/7: why am I like this?

and then there’s this one hour in which I’m really proud of being a nerd, having hundreds of celebrity crushes (mostly middle-aged men, including men as old as my dad) and being a fangirl

Things about The Magnificent 7 that need to be shared
  • After the first gun fight when Goody got shot they’re all trying to figure out where everyone is, Goody’s saying something about candles or some shit and Billy keeps staring at his arm (where he got shot)
  • Emma holding that guys hand when Red Harvest is fuCKING Denali uP
  • Sam singing “Bring ‘em in” when Bouge sends those 2 dudes in to get Sam towards the end
  • Teddy Q is precious and must be protected at all costs
  • After Goody left and Horne is talking about how it’s good to be in the service of men he respects he specifically looks at Red
  • UGH when Sam is trying to convince Goody to stay and fight and he goes “You’ll be disappointing more than just me if you leave.” (((BILLY)))
  • When the little girl offers Horne water and he says in the most delicate and pure way “Thank you, miss.” i cRI
  • HORNE PROTECTING TEDDY AFTER HE GOT SHOT
  • Obviously Vasquez leading Faraday’s horse (totally in love w/ each other)
  • buT ALSO Red w/ Horne’s body 
  • Teddy Q is so smol and amazing and I love him
  • Billy’s last words are “Goody”
  • I WILL ALSO NEVER BE OVER HOW VASQUEZ COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED THAT GUY UP AFTER HE SHOT FARADAY 
  • no you don’t understand the way he stalked out of that church and unloaded into that guy i don’t have to words to describe what he looked like
  • Red’s horse was actually beautiful
  • also goddam Martin Sensmeier riding bareback is not easy especially riding bareback when you’re hauLING ASS like he was i applaud you
  • Remember Iron Man 3 the “cheap trip and a cheesy one-liner” yea that is literally Joshua friggin Faraday
  • After Billy kills that guy with his hairpin (awesome) there’s a shot of Goody and he smirks and rolls his eyes so fucking fondly like “You couldn’t just shoot him Billy, you had to go for the theatrics, so dramatic, we all know you’re faster than him, ya just HAD to show off.”
  • alSO the fucking way he flicks that godamn cigarrette with such flair
  • the little run that Faraday does when he’s trying to get away with the cash right at the beginning when everyone is freaking out over Sam
  • also really not fair that Red Harvest doesn’t have sleeves because Martin Sensmeier is JACKED 
  • “Je-sus wept.”
  • ALSOalsoalso ho-ly SHIT the shot right before the big battle where Sam is on his horse on the ridge overlooking the town and the sky is this dark blue and everything is dark you can’t really make out details just his outline against the sky and the music is perfect and that fucking shot is so amazing
  • Peter Sarsgaard did a really fantastic job in this movie
  • When Faraday flicks his cigarette at Vasquez
  • ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐm ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ OKAY so this shot was like super quick but when that lady comes up with Horne’s weird pelt carpet jacket thing or whatever Vasquez is like smiling at him then it cuts back to Horne THEN back to Vasquez and he has this dumb little smile on his face and he bops his head back and forth and its the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is a gift to us all
  • off topic of this text post but i refuse to accept the ending of this movie and the only AU i will accept is the one where everyone lives and four out of the seven are gay and they all stick together forever


i just want to yell about these idiot cowboys for eternity

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Marvel Cast - Shut up and dance!

Let’s take a little time to watch these fine members of the MCU getting their groove on!

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once upon a time au: zelena kidnaps neal after snow gives birth to him and enacts her spell. only, time travel really is impossible, and instead she ends up taking both of them through a portal and to a different world. a world where neal grows up in the blink of a storybrooke eye, and when he returns emma realizes her little brother is no longer quite so little. and also a badass dino-wrangler.

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Beautiful face morphs -

1) Josh Hutcherson/Liam Hemsworth

2) Jared Leto/Heath Ledger

3) Channing Tatum/Tom Hiddleston

4) Chris Pratt/Chris Evans/Chris Hemsworth

5) Natalie Portman/Keira Knightley 

6) Elizabeth Olsen/Scarlett Johansson

7) Emma Watson/Kristen Stewart

8) Emma Watson/Taylor Swift

9) Emma Watson/Natalie Dormer

10) Megan Fox/Angelina Jolie

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Meanwhile in a parrelel universe….. ●Chris Evans as Superman ●Hugh Jackman as Batman ●Scarlett Johansson as Wonder Woman ●Chris Hemsworth as Aquaman ●Chris Pratt as Green Lantern ●Jennifer Lawrence as Supergirl ●Tom Hiddleston as The Joker ●Emma Stone as Harley Quinn

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TOP TEN ALL TIME WORLDWIDE BOX OFFICE MOVIES

  1. Avatar (2009) $2,788.0 million
  2. Titanic (1997) $2,186.8 million
  3. Jurassic World (2015) $1,541.8 million
  4. Marvel’s The Avengers (2012) $1,519.6 million
  5. Furious 7 (2015) $1,511.7 million
  6. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) $1,395.9 million
  7. Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) 1,341.5 million
  8. Frozen (2013) 1,274.2 million
  9. Iron Man 3 (2013) 1,215.4 million
  10. Transformers: Dark of The Moon (2011) 1,123.8 million
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I can picture mama Meryl Streep’s reaction on Jennifer Lawrence’s Essay Slamming Gender Wage Gap!

And the response to little whiners online : “DEAL WITH IT”


We Salute You JENNIFER SHRADER LAWRENCE ❤️