Things about The Magnificent 7 that need to be shared
After the first gun fight when Goody got shot they’re all trying to figure out where everyone is, Goody’s saying something about candles or some shit and Billy keeps staring at his arm (where he got shot)
Emma holding that guys hand when Red Harvest is fuCKING Denali uP
Sam singing “Bring ‘em in” when Bouge sends those 2 dudes in to get Sam towards the end
Teddy Q is precious and must be protected at all costs
After Goody left and Horne is talking about how it’s good to be in the service of men he respects he specifically looks at Red
UGH when Sam is trying to convince Goody to stay and fight and he goes “You’ll be disappointing more than just me if you leave.” (((BILLY)))
When the little girl offers Horne water and he says in the most delicate and pure way “Thank you, miss.” i cRI
HORNE PROTECTING TEDDY AFTER HE GOT SHOT
Obviously Vasquez leading Faraday’s horse (totally in love w/ each other)
buT ALSO Red w/ Horne’s body
Teddy Q is so smol and amazing and I love him
Billy’s last words are “Goody”
I WILL ALSO NEVER BE OVER HOW VASQUEZ COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED THAT GUY UP AFTER HE SHOT FARADAY
no you don’t understand the way he stalked out of that church and unloaded into that guy i don’t have to words to describe what he looked like
Red’s horse was actually beautiful
also goddam Martin Sensmeier riding bareback is not easy especially riding bareback when you’re hauLING ASS like he was i applaud you
Remember Iron Man 3 the “cheap trip and a cheesy one-liner” yea that is literally Joshua friggin Faraday
After Billy kills that guy with his hairpin (awesome) there’s a shot of Goody and he smirks and rolls his eyes so fucking fondly like “You couldn’t just shoot him Billy, you had to go for the theatrics, so dramatic, we all know you’re faster than him, ya just HAD to show off.”
alSO the fucking way he flicks that godamn cigarrette with such flair
the little run that Faraday does when he’s trying to get away with the cash right at the beginning when everyone is freaking out over Sam
also really not fair that Red Harvest doesn’t have sleeves because Martin Sensmeier is JACKED
ALSOalsoalso ho-ly SHIT the shot right before the big battle where Sam is on his horse on the ridge overlooking the town and the sky is this dark blue and everything is dark you can’t really make out details just his outline against the sky and the music is perfect and that fucking shot is so amazing
Peter Sarsgaard did a really fantastic job in this movie
When Faraday flicks his cigarette at Vasquez
ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐm ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ OKAY so this shot was like super quick but when that lady comes up with Horne’s weird pelt carpet jacket thing or whatever Vasquez is like smiling at him then it cuts back to Horne THEN back to Vasquez and he has this dumb little smile on his face and he bops his head back and forth and its the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is a gift to us all
off topic of this text post but i refuse to accept the ending of this movie and the only AU i will accept is the one where everyone lives and four out of the seven are gay and they all stick together forever
i just want to yell about these idiot cowboys for eternity
Listen to what the Seven put under ‘Any Special Requirements’ for dinner.
“Faraday and Vasquez will not sit together; Goodnight and Billy will not sit apart.
Red Harvest will ignore you unless your aura is orange; there is nothing you can do to make your aura more orange.
Faraday must on no account be given alcohol; Sam must at all times be given alcohol. He will also require the toilet to himself for an hour before the evening ends.
And, most importantly, Mr Horne will be working under the presumption that you are trying to kill him unless proved otherwise, so avoid approaching him with blunt instruments, sharp knives or hot liquids.” Terrific! How are we supposed to serve him dinner?