My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I…got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window…and I can’t see at all And even if I could it’ll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad..
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it, and when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it, I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me.
You ruined it now, I hope you can’t sleep and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you can’t sleep and you scream about it. I hope your conscience eats at you and you can’t breathe without me.
“Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night” about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn’t, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That’s kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it’s too late - I’m on a 1000 downers now, I’m drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall"
Omg 💀💀 Why did @khadi turn #Eminem’ Stan song into a #Beyoncé parody 😂😂😂😂 I am so through!! #beyhive #jayz
I’m your biggest Stan @Beyonce. 🍋 | #KhadiDon #Parody #Beyonce #Stan #BeyonceFansBeLike
Welcome to the new Cracked feature which we are tentatively calling What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? The answer, at this moment, is this:
A bunch of students who got accepted to Harvard for the fall semester started a Facebook group, then within that group a clique formed specifically to trade the edgiest of dank memes. Since they were doing this under their own names and also as part of a goddamned Harvard Facebook group, the school found out and yanked their acceptance, a decision the school says is always final. Kids, the real world is not 4chan. The sooner you find that out, the better.