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if i could tell her but it’s michael and jeremy

[JEREMY, spoken]

There’s no way she’ll ever talk to me again after what happened at the play…

[MICHAEL, spoken]
You know, we— we talked a few times while I was waiting for you outside rehearsal before you turned on the- before the SQ- anyways. She thought you were…awesome.

[JEREMY, spoken]
She thought I was awesome? Christine?

[MICHAEL, spoken]
Definitely!

[JEREMY, spoken]
How?

[MICHAEL, spoken]
Well…

(sung)
She said
There’s nothing like your smile
Sort of subtle and perfect and real
She said
You never knew how wonderful
That smile could make someone feel

And she knew
Whenever you get bored
You scribble Pac-Man or stars or the moon
And she noticed
That when you feel sorta nervous
You tap your legs to some silent tune

But she kept it all inside her head
What she saw she left unsaid
And though she wanted to
She couldn’t talk to you
She couldn’t find the way
But she would always say

If I could tell him
Tell him everything I see
If I could tell him
How he means so much me
But we’re a million worlds apart
And I don’t know how I would even start
If I could tell him
If I could tell him

[JEREMY, spoken]
Did she say anything else?

[MICHAEL, spoken]
A—about you?

[JEREMY, spoken]
Never mind, forget I said tha—

[MICHAEL, spoken]
No, no, no—just, no, no—she said—she said so many things, I’m just—I’m trying to remember the best ones. So, um—

(sung)
She thought
You scored awesome kills, er—
You looked super killer when you got that new Eminem shirt

[JEREMY, spoken]
She did?

[MICHAEL]
And she found it cute
That you are totally hopeless when you try to flirt

But she kept it all inside her head
What she saw she left unsaid

If I could tell him
Tell him everything I see
If I could tell him
How he means so much to me

[MICHAEL & JEREMY]
But we’re a million worlds apart

[MICHAEL]
And I don’t know how I would even start
If I could tell him

If I could tell him
But what do you do when there’s this great divide?

[JEREMY]
She just seemed so far away

[MICHAEL]
And what do you do when the distance is too wide?

[JEREMY]
It’s like I don’t know anything

[MICHAEL]
And how do you say
I love you?
I love you
I love you
I love you

But we’re a million worlds apart
And I don’t know how I would even start
If I could tell him
If I could…

anonymous asked:

so i listened to be more chill for the first time and don't fully understand it. could u explain the plot??

Here’s script by the way: read here  I’ll go by songs to summarize it. Also this took me an hour to write up. That’s how much I love you guys.

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BMC: my thoughts on the songs

Jeremy’s theme: creepy techno lullaby

More than survive: I’m weak, horny and tired someone help me pls

I love play rehearsal: play rehearsal? More like drugs gimme gimme gimme more roles

The squip song: I can make you less like suicidal me, just take the drugs Jeremy THEY. ARE. FROM. JAPAN.

Two player game: this dude? Right here? this is my ride or die and that’s great because I’m dying on the inside

the squip enters: discomfort level may increase™

Be more chill (pt. 1): you’re tacky and no one like you, kys

Do you wanna ride: look, my mom has a minivan let’s just fuck already.

Be more chill (pt. 2) did I say kys? Lemme rephrase, if I wasn’t here you should but I’m here now so don’t!

more than survive (reprise): this Eminem shirt might bring me into the realm of chill…

A guy I’d kinda be into: oblivion is the new flirting!

The squip lurks: rad tunes dude, but that won’t cancel out Jeremy’s lust for death.

Upgrade: wanna be cool? Be a dick, and give the dick while you’re at it #protectjakedillinger

Halloween: guys… let’s celebrate with…. adult times

Do you wanna hang: I’m filling the void in the heart by filling my diaper

Michael in the bathroom: I will live out my life in the restroom as long as I’m avoiding human contact #protectmichaelmell

The smartphone hour: guys…… rich did a bad… THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

the pitiful children: you all suck BUT I can make you suck less

The pants song: pants = off, Weed = out

The play: MiChAel MaKEs a ENtrEnce I N E E D MT. DEW REEEEED

Voices in my head: now that the shit storm has calmed down, its time to date™ and accept myself \(uwu)/

I’ve been thinking about this a lot so have some unnecessary BMC analysis~

Honestly? The Squip got itself deactivated on purpose at the Halloween party, and set Jeremy up to have a terrible night.

Hear me out- we know from the whole Eminem shirt thing that the Squip can predict almost anything, so don’t you think it would have known that putting Jeremy and Chloe in a compromising position in Jake’s parents’ room would lead to disaster? And it certainly made Jeremy drink on purpose to get deactivated, that’s just obvious. 

I also have a sneaking suspicion it knew that Jeremy would run into the Michael-occupied bathroom and have their blowout fight, alienating Michael further. And I’ll bet my left shoe that it wanted Christine to reject Jeremy again.

Why, you may ask? Because the Squip wanted Jeremy to be isolated as possible and to feel like he needed it to get anywhere in life (that was also the whole point of the “everything about you is so terrible/…but if you listen to me…” thing). 

As we can probably all tell, the Squip didn’t actually care about helping Jeremy, but rather was just programmed to spread other Squips into the population. To do that, it needed Jeremy to feel helpless and worthless enough to obey its every command without question.  It also tried as hard as it could to make Michael stop caring about Jeremy so he wouldn’t be able to get his hands on Mountain Dew Red, and the only reason that didn’t work is because Mr. Heere intervened.

Did everyone else already know this and do I feel proud about figuring out something obvious? Maybe, but I’m sharing this anyway.

The Heather - Michael Mell X Reader

Trigger Warnings: None Fandom: Be More Chill Pairing(s): Michael x Reader

“This royally sucks,” I complained for the fifth time that night while taking a swig of me mountain dew.

I gave a flip of my fake blonde hair since it kept getting in my face. What would you expect from a wig you got off Craigslist? At least it was cheap along with the rest of the costume. I’m dressed up as Heather Chancellor and my best friend, Kaitlyn, is dressed up as Heather McNamara. And where was out Heather Duke? Who knows. She ditched her for some guy, as per usual.

“Stop saying that. You’re gonna make me depressed,” Kaitlyn said as she crossed her arms. “Besides… Her costume sucked anyway.”

“Like she’s probably doing now,” I whispered under my breath.

Kaitlyn lightly punched my arm and I playfully glared at her. I turned my attention to the door as it opened. A familiar guy came in with a shirt that said “creep” on it. I could feel my cheeks heat up at just the sight of him.

“And the love fest begins. Michael makes an entrance,” Kaitlyn said as she turned her attention towards Michael alongside with me.

I rolled my eyes at her comment. I low key regret telling her about my little crush on Michael Mell. It was nothing, right? That’s what I had thought 4 years ago when I first moved here and caught a glimpse of him. Four years later and the only change is that I like him even more.

“Shut up. You act like you haven’t been making heart eyes at Jeremy Heere for god knows how long,” I said with a smile towards her.

“Too bad he has his eyes set on Christine. Have you noticed that he’s been acting really weird lately? He wore an Eminem shirt the other day. Who even listens to Eminem? May he rest in peace,” Kaitlyn rambled on.

I was only half listening to her however. My eyes were on what was happening with Jeremy and Michael. Were they fighting? They usually never fought. They were always glued to the hip!

“Yeah. Jeremy is definitely acting different,” I said.

After a little bit of them talking Jeremy seemed to say something that surprised Michael. My eyes followed Michael as he made his way to the bathroom.

“There he goes. I hope he’s okay,” Kaitlyn said with a little bit of worry laced in her voice as Michael retreated to the bathroom.

“I’m going to go check on him,” I said as I walked towards the bathroom.

Kaitlyn waved at me and said something about going to go find Jeremy to see what’s up. I hesitantly knocked on the door. I didn’t know if I should give him space or talk to him but I at least wanted to check on him.

“I’ll be out soon,” a voice from the other side said. I noticed his voice sounded a little shaky, despite him trying to make it sound better.

“Can I come in there with you? I-I mean…” I stammered after the first sentence came out my mouth. “I mean, um, please let me in?”

No reply was heard. I let out a sigh. I was going to get in there one way or another. I took the bobby pin out of my blonde wig and used it to pick lock the door. It had been a long time since I had to do this but luckily I was successful.

I entered the bathroom to see Michael sitting in the bathtub with tears rolling down his cheeks. I instantly felt a pang of anger towards Jeremy. How dare he make Michael feel so bad! I closed the door and locked it. Michael looked towards me with a surprised look in his eyes.

“W-What are you doing in here? The bathroom is occupied right now,” he exclaimed as he jumped up. He then ended up falling and hitting his head on the side of the bath tub with an ow.

“Oh my god,” I said as I ran over to him to see if be was okay.

I knelt down next to the tun and geabbed Michael’s face to check for any injuries. There didn’t seem to be any blood visible but there would probably be a bruise there later.

“There will probably be a bruise there later but other than that… You seem okay,” I said as I sat down on the floor next to the tub.

“Thanks uh… Heather,” he said.

“Ha ha no problem. So… Why are you in the bathroom all by yourself,” I asked, getting straight to the point.

He looked down and a frowned appeared on his face. I could tell he was doing his best not to cry. I just felt so bad for him.

“I’m just… A loser. A fucking loser,” Michael said.

I was shocked beyond words. Michael thought he was a loser? I thought he was the coolest guy in school! Who wouldn’t want to be friends with Michael?

“You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re Michael freaking Mell! The coolest dann kid in school,” I exclaimed. “Who told you you’re a loser?”

He stayed silent for a moment. “Someone who I thought was my friend.”

Jeremy. He was talking about Jeremy for sure. What the hell went down between them?

“Well, If he wasn’t good enough to comprehend your coolness then… I’m always here. I mean I’m a Heather. How much cooler can I get,” I joked.

A small hint crept up on Michael’s face. He seemed like he was about to say something before a drunk girl started belching out Whitney Houston.

“Can she be anymore off tune,” I blurted out. I didn’t mean to say that out loud! Now he probably thought I was a bitch who made fun of drunk girls.

A full blown grin blessed his face. He started to crack more jokes about the drunk girl and I even joined in. Eventually you both stood up and started walking towards the door. He stopped and looked at you when he touched the door knob.

“You know, I never thought I would be comforted by a Heather,” Michael said.

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luna-sheep  asked:

i always viewed it as, the squip doesn't dress you in what is most "fashionable" necessarily, but what will advance your social position/play into your new persona. for example, the eminem shirt might be lame but it got brooke's attention and sympathy

mhm and as far as the whole thing concerning rich’s fashion goes too - i’ve always taken it as something like that too? making bold fashion decisions to draw certain attention to yourself. i feel like the clothing they choose for who they’re assisting is based off of things that will benefit them in the long run

exit82 be more chill - a written bootleg

ACT ONE

  • first of all i’d like to say that the cheering was not nearly as excessive as tumblr led me to believe it wasn’t that bad and i could hear all the lines so!!! comfort to y’all
  • *spooky theramin hell dream commence*
  • JERE HAD THE VOICE OF A GOD, A VERY NERDY SMALL GINGER GOD
  • okay but the dad though we have to admire his skill to put on his pants so quickly to go and be a bus driver
  • the whole time brooke chloe and jenna are having their conversation jere is just awkwardly trying to discreetly slide his hand to his locker and honestly me
  • also brooke just like skips everywhere it’s adorable
  • everyone was just glancing around at each other while rich wrote boyf on the backpack like 👀👀👀👀👀
  • this jake definitely did a totally different thing for his jake than jake boyd but i LOVED it and he was really great!!!
  • the set for this was so versatile and stuff like they turned around the lockers and BAM there’s the play signup sheet it was cool as hell
  • jeremy does this cute cut-off gesture on “end scene” and it’s A+
  • C H R I S T I N E
  • oh my god where do i start with christine her overalls were great, her cat stockings were great, her voice was AMAZING like honestly y’all she was a blessing
  • SO LIKE i was sitting right by this exit door and turns out it’s where a L O T of people enter from so michael walked in all casually with his slushy right in front of me and i was n o t p r e p a r e d
  • michael was acting so high during his part it was great
  • MICHAEL MAKES KISSY FACES AT JERE FOR THE BOYF RIENDS PART AND I MEAN IT WAS PLAYED FOR LAUGHS BUT STILL
  • also when jere says his whole “i hate this school” thing michael just kinda smiles and shrugs so that was NICE
  • i can confirm that christine signing up for the play in this production is just as extra as it was in the original production
  • chloe’s “i like gay people” was like really loud it was great
  • can yall believe im still only in the first song
  • also the ensemble peeps were A++ i loved them
  • for the scene before play rehearsal there’s a whiteboard with drama club written on it in cute lettering and it’s great
  • CHRISTINE IS GOD
  • the whole song jeremy is just watching christine with a goofy grin like heck yeah i love this human and it’s adorable i loved it so much!!
  • christine’s NOISES!!!!!! A++++++
  • at the end with the “we’re starting” christine just kept pausing at staring at the whiteboard expectantly until she turns to jere and is like “soooooon” and it was both pure and hilarious
  • MR REYES HAD LIKE A MULLET/PONYTAIL COMBINATION WIG THING AND IT WAS AMAZING
  • when mr reyes says the thing about frisbee golf this ensemble guy just goes like “yeah!!” it was great
  • christine looked so genuinely distraught over midsummer nightmare with zombies
  • also when mr reyes announces it he flips the whiteboard to reveal midsummer nightmare with zombies written in like this beautiful calligraphy it was blessed
  • he’s so aggressive with “THE MAN IS DEAD LET IT GO” oh my god
  • so in this version jake is way more just obviously hitting on christine rather than genuinely saying all the stuff about romeo and juliet and i don’t know how i feel about it but he delivered it really well so !!!!!!
  • the audience audibly sadly awwed when christine didn’t notice jeremy speaking
  • RICHARD FUCKIN GORANSKI OH MY GODNESS
  • the lisp is alive and well by the way
  • fRESHMAN YEEAR
  • basically the squip song was very extra i loved it
  • everyone was so excited at the “its from japan”
  • RICH JUST WIPES HIS PISS HANDS ON JEREMYS FACE AND SHIRT WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
  • DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
  • michael just deadass lights a blunt during two player game it’s hilarious
  • the pacman tattoo is confirmed to be on michael’s right arm i took note
  • MICHAEL DABBED TWICE
  • on the line “i wanna move on” jeremy just sorta whinily shakes michael’s arm it’s great
  • during the favorite person part michael just lowkey rests his head on jere’s shoulder and is promptly playfully shoved so that he falls facefirst into the two bean bags and he just sorta lays there for a bit it’s amazing
  • for the final chorus part thing they both just do these ridiculous karate moves and shit in the front while video game characters take off the set it’s so extra and blessed i loved it
  • tHERES TWO SALESPEOPLE
  • instead of the sideburns comment jeremy just awkwardly says “so, my chemical romance right” it was the best
  • when jeremy opens the shoebox michael in the background just lowkey moves his phone up in the air and takes a picture then looks really satisfied and pleased with it
  • press f to pay respects to jeremy’s bar mitzvah money
  • the squip looks just like this cool villainy dude at first but over the course of the show he slowly gets more and more squippy and villainy looking it’s so FUCKIN COOL
  • also when the squip first shows up little drop down things on the ceiling of the squip wire shit shows up and there’s also more big ones that show up in upgrade it’s just a cool lil thing that i liked
  • the squip squat-sits a lot. just a psa
  • AT THE “SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME” PART JEREMY STRAIGHT UP FLIPS THESE CLOTHES IN THE AIR AND FLAILS AROUND ON THE GROUND WHAT THE FUCK JEREMIAH
  • do you wanna ride was both uncomfortable and hilarious at the same time it was p amazing
  • there were these short pauses in between each “in” in pinkberry at the end it was super funny
  • at the end of be more chill part two when everyone sets jeremy down on the bed the squip says like “be careful with him he’s delicate”
  • jere: *aggressively tapping his head* hellooo are you on? mr heere: son are you talking to yourself again jere: i…guess i am mr heere: okay
  • from now on jeremy wears his eminem shirt AND this black coat vest thing it actually looks pretty good
  • at play rehearsal everyone does southern accents during their lines it’s amazing
  • “cough.”
  • JEREMY AND CHRISTINE SLOW DANCE DURING GUY I’D KINDA BE INTO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  • “im sorry i don’t know why im crying” BIG MOOD JEREMIAH
  • “noooooooo….ot exactly”
  • jere is forced to make out with brooke and he clearly looks very uncomfortable and i felt so bad jvnghfkd
  • “that…that’s illegal” “yeah, it’s totally illegal!” SHFGJSCKISFTDYIDV
  • everyone highkey gasped/sadly awwed when jere said optic nerve blocking on

ACT TWO

  • brooke’s sexy dog costume jvndhdksj
  • RICH DEADASS HAS A FUCKIN BAGUETTE MACHETE I DIED
  • I AM IM READY FOR YOUR HALLOWEEN PARTY
  • “i do not understand the request” YES YOU FUCKIN DO SHUT UP TIC TAC MAN
  • *bathtub prop is brought onstage* FUCK IM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY-
  • NOT ONLY DOES JEREMY CALL HIM A LOSER BUT HE SHOVES HIM INTO THE BATHTUB TOO OH MY GOD NO
  • the audience reaction was INSANE people were ooing and awwing and gasping all around me and it was surreal as fuck
  • THIS BOY MIKEY WAS L I T E R A L L Y CHOKING BACK THE TEARS HE SOUNDED SO UPSET I CANT DESCRIBE IT ACCURATELY BUT HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS ACTUALLY SOBBING IT HURT ME
  • by the way this dude has the voice of an angel. of a god. a god angel. an angel god.
  • christine and jeremy’s weird noise exchange was the cutest damn thing ever
  • everyone in the audience sounded so sad when christine said no to going out with jeremy but i mean WE WERE SAD EVEN THOUGH MOST OF US KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
  • SMARTPHONE HOUR WAS HYPE AS SHIT OKAY ALSO THE DRAG REPRESENTATION WAS LIVING
  • they all start out in bathrobes and stuff (LIKE I ALWAYS PICTURED IT TOO I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING!!!) then they take them off to reveal these like shiny elastic outfits like in a zumba class or something it was amazing
  • BROOKE DROPPING HER PHONE THEN SCREECHING AND DIVING AFTER IT IS M Y NEW AESTHETIC
  • okay but when the squip walks out for the scene before pitiful children he looks like a straight up evil electronic BADASS he got Cloaks For Days (also his makeup was On Point the whole show so just sayin)
  • everyone in the audience made sad noises when jenna said her line about knowing everyone’s business but honestly i felt a Sad at that part
  • JENNA NAILED THOSE HIGH NOTES also she just deadass pulled the Mountain Dew out of her coat jvnghfk
  • LIGHT UP SHOES DURING PITIFUL CHILDREN THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE
  • THE PANTS SONG WAS AMAZING also michael was super defensive when mr heere asked if he loved jeremy like he super quickly was like “NO” i just thought it was intriguing
  • JERES COSTUME ON MR REYES WAS SO SMALL HIS SHIRT WAS LITERALLY A CROP TOP
  • during the rich flashback the play background curtain thing comes down a bit to show the flashback and then comes back up it was cool
  • “MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE” “AAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • THE KUNG FU FIGHT THING also michael still keeps jeremy in this body hug thing to keep him restrained long after he needs to be just something i noticed
  • during the “confession” part christine and jeremy slow dance again BUT i paid attention to michael in the background and he looked DISTRAUGHT i deadass actually saw him wipe a tear and start walking away (before coming back when jere gives her the mountain dew red) and HOLY SHIT YALL I WAS HURT
  • michael is just left in this pile of bodies and he literally just shouts “OH FUCK” and honestly SAME
  • R I C H A R D oh my god first of all this whole scene he is like just smiling his ass off in this full body cast and the lisp was super alive and everyone lost their SHIT at the totally bi part it was so great and when michael comes in he’s like so excitedly ranting about what happened that he fuckin shakes jere’s hospital bed it was great ALSO IM ALMOST POSITIVE THAT RICH WAS WEARING AN LGBT SHIRT FOR VOICES IN MY HEAD CAN SOMEONE HELP CONFIRM THIS
  • i have never heard so many people gasp because of a man walking onstage wearing pants
  • BROOKE AND CHLOE SWITCHED SHIRTS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  • i was really glad that everyone including michael were so happy for jeremy and christine it was pure
  • im emotionally worn out that was a ride thanks for listening hope yall will be able to visually see this beauty someday