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IF RAPPERS WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER

Action Bronson
The fat bully who loves food

Aesop Rock
The science fair winner

Angel Haze
The A.G. dyke who knows how to fight

Andy Mineo
The born-again Christian

A$AP Rocky
The fuckboy with a fashion sense

Asher Roth
The surfer kook

Azealia Banks
The one ratchet bitch that nobody likes

Cibo Matto
The twins who have eating disorders

Danny Brown
The nerd with the weird laugh

Desiigner
The illiterate

Donald Glover / Childish Gambino
The deep-thinking poet who used to be socially awkward

Drake
The heartbroken kid who is coping over his ex by hanging out with his friends

Earl Sweatshirt
The metalhead in the back of the classroom

Eminem
The poor kid with anger issues

Hopsin
The kid who tries to educate everyone else; the “streetpreacher”

Flavor Flav
The kid who is always late for his classes

Flo Rida
The kid who loves his hometown way too much

Flying Lotus / Captain Murphy
The quiet kid who lives a double life outside of school

Gangsta Boo
The girl everyone is afraid of because she has a lot of older brothers

Gil-Scott Heron
The super-senior jazz enthusiast

Iggy Azalea
The white kid who tries to act black; the “burger”

Jay Z
The leader of the popular crew with a criminal family history

J. Cole
The straight A student

Joey Bada$$
The musical old soul

Kanye West
The douchebag who always plays the victim

Kendrick Lamar
The kid who escaped the gangbanging lifestyle

KiD CuDi
The pothead who sneaks out of Algebra to smoke alone at the parking lot

Killer Mike
The gossiper

Lil Jon
The wingman who helps the others get girls

Lil Wayne
The black kid who tries to act white; the “coconut”

Lil Yachty
The SpongeBob-obsessed eight grader with social anxiety that hangs out with the highschoolers during recess

Lupe Fiasco
The teacher’s pet

Macklemore
The only kid who actually watches the news

Mac Miller
The Internet-famous kid who hosts weekend parties

MF Doom
The graphic novel fanatic

M.I.A.
The transfer student who focuses on politics

Nicki Minaj
The wise single mother who knows how to get her life together

Pitbull
The alcoholic

Pusha T
The drug dealer

Rae Sremmurd
The freshmen duo

Soulja Boy Tell ‘em
The dance major

Stitches
The poseur

Trina
The whore

twenty | one | pilots
The sensitive kids who try to be on everyone’s good side

Tyler, The Creator
The class clown

Wallpaper.
The slacker

Xxxtentacion
The school shooter

Yelawolf
The proud redneck

Young Thug
The closeted homosexual

Yung Lean
The Tumblr kid who brags about their vacation to Tokyo last summer

ID #80819

Name: Erica
Age: 18
Country: Italy

Hi! My name is Erica, I can speak Italian and english, though my goal for next year is to learn german. If I was asked to define myself I’d say I’m bisexual, but I prefer to just feel what I feel and accept it as it comes.

Interests:
Music: I get easily tired of listening the same music so try to constantly expand my “musical baggage”. Some of my favourites are System Of A Down, Tool, Bob Marley, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Einstürzende Neubauten, Eminem, Alborosie, Kendrick Lamar, Angelo Branduardi, Devo, Swans, Wu-Tang Clan, Caparezza, Rammstein, Mellow Mood, and many unfortunate others that I keep forgetting. But I really love folk or celtic music a lot as well as psychedelic rock! Actually, I’m open to any genre, except for most of today pop music, that I don’t seem to enjoy that much.

Art: it’s really important to me since I plan of making a living out of it. I draw and paint a lot, mostly weird, bizarre or macabre subjects. I do graffiti as well.

Literature: I’ve recently fallen in love with sci-fi, although I’ve been a fan of Star Wars since I can remember. Another thing that I like is philosophy, which I’m considering for my future university studies. When it comes to books I’m really selective. I don’t like romantic stories and I tend to prefer books written in the past, with a relevant style and an unconventional plot. I really love poetry as well, especially when I’m home alone and I can recite it out loud… also, whenever I’m negative or anxious I end up reading “On the heights of despair” by Emil Cioran. I’m also into norse mythology.

Tv: I’ve watched a few tv shows that I really enjoyed, including Hannibal, Westward, Sherlock, Black Mirror, Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, Vikings, Daredevil.

I guess that, if you’re interested, you’ll find out about everything else.

In general though, there’s nothing I wouldn’t give a chance to. Most of the times if I don’t do or try something it’s because of my anxiety and the difficulties I have in communicating and bonding with people.
That’s why I love letters, emails and basically everything involving words and a little bit of initial distance aha

If you’re interested send me a message here on tumblr or on instagram and, once we get to know each other a little bit better I’d love to send and receive actual letters!

Preferences: Neither gender nor sexuality matter. I’m open about it.
Age: I’d prefer 17+
Any nationality is welcome!
I’d like to find someone who can inspire me, who has many different interests, music and books to suggest, someone who is interested in the world, in art, in words, someone who likes to have both deep and shallow (within a certain limit!) conversations. I’m quite shy and insecure myself, so I won’t judge you for anything you might say.

I can’t wait to get to know you.