emily's greatest hits

sometimes i think about the fact that Emily had absolutely no idea of or involvement with Josh’s serial killer “prank” at all and when she comes running into the lodge like THERES SOMETHING OUT THERE everyone’s like “it’s okay, it’s Josh, it’s just Josh” 

she must have been like “??? What’s Josh??? The monsters in the mineshaft??? The guy with the flamethrower???”

emily

  • walks in the freezing cold to a radio tower
  • falls into a mine
  • gets chased through the mine
  • gets bitten by a wild cannibalistic monster
  • nearly falls into a meat grinder
  • lara crofts away on a makeshift zipline
  • falls like fifty feet onto frozen ground
  • runs who knows how long on rough terrain after all that

makes it back to the lodge mostly undamaged to warn the others, barely complains

chris

  • trips over a branch

“LEAVE ME TO DIE”

  • my best friend: *takes a deep breath*
  • my best friend: i lo-
  • me: yes, you love Mettaton, i know, you love Mettaton so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Mettaton, i KNOW , you love Mettaton you fucking love Mettaton ok i know, i get it, YOU LOVE METTATON. I GET IT.
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30 Day Naomily Challenge

Day 4: Your favorite Naomily scene overall - Naomi’s speech

I’ve loved you from the first time I saw you, I think I was 12. It took me 3 years to pluck up the courage to speak to you and I was so scared of the way I felt, you know, loving a girl, that I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch just to make it feel normal. I screwed guys to make it go away, but it didn’t work. When we got together it scared the shit out of me because you were the one person who could ruin my life. I pushed you away, I made you think things were your fault, but really I was just terrified of pain. I screwed that girl, Sophia, to kind of spite you for having that hold on me and I’m a total fucking coward, because… I got… these, these tickets to Goa for us 3 months ago. But I, I couldn’t stand… I didn’t want to be a slave to the way I feel about you. Can you understand? You were trying to punish me back, and it’s horrible, it’s so horrible because, really, I’d die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me.”