emily vincent

pastelmogar  asked:

Ahhh, hello! Ive never talked to you, but i really love stardew valley too! Im in my second year and I've decided to romance Emily. She decided to dance with me @ the Flower Dance and now its the day after and! In the mail! Perrie tells me about the bouquet, Emily sent me the letter for her 8 heart event, and Demetrius (my closest friend in game) sent me an amethyst, one of Emily's favorite gifts!! It feels like Perrie and Demetri are playing as my wingmen and I'm so excited about this!!

THIS … IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST i am 100% in favour of top wingmen pierre and demetrius ……. demetri getting all emotional about his best friend’s blossoming relationship …. pierre delighted that the farmer is really finding a home in the community ……………….

Stardew Valley gets SNAPCHAT

one day the farmer is on their phone, taking a photo of themselves, while Mayor Lewis walks by. He asks what they are doing, and they explain snapchat to him. They assure him that the other young adults in the valley most likely have it, or have heard of it, at least. “Hey, Sam!” they call out, to the blonde skateboarding past. “You know snapchat, yeah?”

He doesn’t. It has been years since anyone in the town had lived in the city, and the app had only come out since the residents of the valley had left. No one in the town has snapchat, and the Farmer takes it upon themselves to fix this!

                                           -events that follow-

-blurry photos of bugs and shit charging towards the farmer captioned “dudes bout to get fucked up”. harvey wonders out loud to them if maybe the reason they get hurt so often is because the spend the time in which it takes for an attacker to hit them taking photos instead of dodging

-shane sending sad drunk messages and the farmer immediately replying with photos of chickens to make him happy again. 

-jas or vince going “CAN I PLAY ON YOUR PHONE” and abusing all the filters and taking a shit ton of videos and being adorable

-haley doesn’t have snapchat (she hates the idea of any photo she took TIME and EFFORT into taking being deleted) but if u add Alex be ready to be bombarded with her random ass selfies that she sends to everyone whenever she steals his phone (which is a lot)

-harvey has been slightly conditioned to FEAR the snapchat ringer because 9/10 times its someone doing something dangerous/something he told them explicitly not to

 -sebby is such an emo kid. Uses the black and white filter,, but is also slightly androgynous and LOVES all the makeup filters

-sam is such A FUCKING MEME it’s all just close up pictures of his face or other people without them realizing or some shit

-penny is the gal who takes SO MANY PICTURES OF HER FEET!!

-em’s snapchat is poppin. Vibrant as all hell, a new theme every 24 hours, rainbow af, great photography. STREAK MASTER. The only one in town who had snapchat before the farmer showed it to them and has SO MANY FRIENDS. At least 100 days or more with everyone on her list, 200 with her best friends (including sandy)

-abby is PRANK MASTER. She only has snapchat so that she can 1 record all the times she fucking OWNS her two best friends and 2 so she can get back at sam for those close up photos DIRECTLY

-once alex found out what streaks were, he became determined to have a higher streak than em.

-alex asked abby first to help him, they got to 40 before abby accidentally sent alex a nude and the only thing he knew about how to respond was “NEVER SEND DICPICS” (some advice from farmer)

-next up was sam, but the two only got to 10 days until sam sent the SAME FUCKING NUDE PHOTO with the caption “r u seeing this shit sebby?”. alex blocked him

-next was penny, and the two got to 60, but penny missed a few days because she had a sleepover at the library with Jas and Vincent to teach them about stars

-maru found out and gave alex a program Seb had made that counted every day for your streaks no matter whether you or the other person was active. She proceeded to explain how nothing on the internet was actually real and that the boundaries and laws we think exist online can be completely nullified by literally anyone with enough of a brain to google search how to do it. Online the only reason every mere user doesnt declare themselves god is because they dont want to be aware of how little that title means in a world where the pentagon was hacked into by a 13 year old for a game of truth or dare

-alex deleted his snapchat

-haley now takes her selfies on the farmers phone so EVERYONE in the town gets to see her try EVERY new filter EVERY day

-one day alex wakes up with his phone in his room again ?? even tho he threw it out

 -when he turns it on and unlocks it it immediatly crashes and wont change from a photo saying “maru is love maru is life” (sebby, abby, sam, and maru laugh in the distance)(sibling bond time is fun time)(alex is scared of cellphones now)(and shrek memes) 

-(leah and elliot dont have cellphones :( elliot probably got rid of his when he moved to the city and leah CLEARLy only has the cord phone her ex calls her on, meaning she probably switched numbers to avoid him)

PSOTW: Various; 150

Because in two days an estimated half a million people will descend on me to celebrate Canada’s 150th year since Confederation (I cannot tell you how popular my mom and I, living a ten minute walk from Parliament, have suddenly become with friends and family. Bring out the air mattresses!), have some of our Canadian boys (and some non-Canadians who love them) and their ways of celebrating it.

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anonymous asked:

what would each of the bachelors and bachelorettes do if they were at a theme park?

Sebastian: Playing in the arcade, stomping on kids at Journey of the Prairie King 

Elliot: People keep stopping him for pictures between rides because they think he’s a (Disney??) prince.

Abigail: Riding roller coasters with Sam. She laughs hysterically on roller coasters because of the adrenaline.

Penny: Riding the carousel with Jas and Vincent.

Maru: On the ferris wheel to look at the sky and the view.

Shane: Found the bar…and also went on a ride with too many spins and now he feels sick.

Sam: Riding roller coasters with Abigail. He’s screaming and his hair seems even taller in the wind.

Harvey: With Maru on the ferris wheel, losing his shit.

Alex: Playing the basketball carnie game, trying to win a Junimo plushie the size of his torso.

Haley: Eating pink cotton candy and cheering Alex on at his carnie games. (If he wins that plushie, it’s hers, damnit)

Emily: On a water ride! She’s the only one who didn’t mind getting their hair wet.

Leah: Walking in the gardens (think Disney).  

anonymous asked:

who are your favorite writers? and do you have any recommendations for someone getting info poetry ?

Louise Glück, Anne Carson, Alejandra Pizarnik, Clarice Lispector, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Emily Dickinson, Margaret Atwood, Anna Akhmatova, Marina Tsvetaeva, Kahlil Gibran, Anaïs Nin, Mary Oliver, Susan Sontag, Rainer Maria Rilke, T.S. Eliot, John Keats, e.e. cummings… 

As far as recommendations for someone getting into poetry…it’s an area that, to me, feels intensely personal. Not knowing you or your life experiences, I don’t know what kind of poetry you might feel a connection to or what style might leave you cold. 

(I would also suggest allowing yourself to be open to feeling or not feeling whatever you find, not to force it just because the writer might be popular or well-liked by others. Often I try to find journals or letters from the writers I do love because they tend to elaborate on their own influences or taste.) 

If you have any more specific themes or styles you might be looking to explore, I’d be so happy to offer any recommendations that I can think of xx

However, here are a few collections that I’ve adored:

Louise Glück, Averno
Alejandra Pizarnik, Extracting the Stone of Madness
Anna Akhmatova, Complete Poems
T.S. Eliot, Selected Poems
Sylvia Plath, The Collected Poems (particularly, Three Women)
Anne Carson, Autobiography of Red
Sappho (tr. Anne Carson), If Not, Winter
Mary Oliver, New and Selected Poems Vol. 1
Camille Rankine, Incorrect Merciful Impulses
Guido Cavalcanti, The Complete Poems
Rainer Maria Rilke, The Poetry of Rilke