Mighty Ducks: team forms. Quack. Flying V. Wins.

Mighty Ducks 2: team represents usa. Gets distracted. Knuckle puck time. Quack quack quack. We are ducks united again. Win.

Mighty Ducks 3: scholarships to fancy school. Not ducks anymore. Sad quack. Emilio estivez turns up. Ducks again! Win.

Mighty Ducks 4: team goes to olympics. Not ducks anymore because is usa team. Emilio estivez turns up. Change name to ducks. Win.

Mighty Ducks 5: charlie is running for president. Is losing because is not a duck. Emilio estivez turns up. Change name of democrats to mighty ducks. Win.

Mighty ducks 6: world domination. We are all ducks now.

Ya wanna know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of a divorce and the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.
—  Kevin to Kirbo in St. Elmo’s Fire