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  • Stacie: From now on we’re using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Stacie: Cynthia Rose, codename: Been There, Done That.
  • Stacie: Aubrey is: Currently Doing That.
  • [high fives]
  • Stacie: Chloe is: It Happened Once in a Dream.
  • Stacie: Jesse's code name is: If I Had To Pick a Dude.
  • Stacie: Beca....you’re Eagle Two.
  • Beca: Oh thank God.
  • [Emily enters the room]
  • Stacie: I’d Be Lying If I Said I Hadn’t Thought About It, is in position.
It amuses me when people question if Jane Austen and the Brontë Sisters were truly feminists. Um, OK, like, even 250+ years ago, these ladies all realized that a marriage without a woman being genuinely in love with the guy could never truly work.

Ahead of their time?

Fuck, they were ahead of some people now.

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  • Aubrey: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • [Silence]
  • Chloe: I did, I broke it-
  • Aubrey: No. No, you didn’t. Beca?
  • Beca: Don’t look at me. Look at Amy.
  • Fat Amy: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Beca: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Fat Amy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Beca: Suspicious.
  • Fat Amy: No, it’s not.
  • Flo: If it matters... probably not... Stacie was the last one to use it.
  • Stacie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Flo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Stacie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Flo!
  • Chloe: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Aubrey.
  • Aubrey: No. Who broke it?
  • Jessica: Aubrey, Emily has been awfully quiet...
  • Emily: Really?!
  • Jessica: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to Aubrey in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • Aubrey: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Chloe: Beca, I've done it. I've found a new Bella and she's dope. Her name is Emily Junk. Emily!
  • Emily: The big BM! Captain, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot Treble dude out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
  • Beca: Uh, take a seat.
  • Emily: Right, here we go.
  • Beca: So, Emily...
  • Emily: You got her right here. Leave a message after the beep.
  • Beca: Why do I want you as the new Bella?
  • Emily: For starters, access to the illest alumnae clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?
  • Chloe: I think our only question is when can you start?
  • Emily: Right now. Let's do it.
  • Beca: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
  • Emily: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?
  • Chloe: Take care, Legacy.
  • Emily: Boom.
  • Chloe: So what do you think of the new Bella?
  • Beca: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.
  • Cassidy: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One". Deblanc, code name "been there done that". Tulip is "currently doing that". Emily is "it happened once in a dream". Fiore, codename "if I had to pick a dude". Jesse is..."Eagle Two".
  • Jesse: Oh, thank God.