1. yuuri has had to owe yuuko many favors over the years, and she never really collects, so when she asks him to take the triplets to the doctor for their check-up one day he has to agree. he doesn’t mind, anyway. he REALLY doesn’t mind when their doctor is one victor nikiforov, who has cartoon poodles plastered all over his clinic
2. all of his patients always comment on his forehead, and victor knows they’re all under the age of 12 and don’t really know any better, but that just hurts more. because that means they don’t have a filter, and that they’re telling the truth. victor stress-eats the lollipops he’s meant to give to them.
3. when yuuri brings the triplets in, it takes approximately 5 seconds for victor to fall in love with him, 27 seconds for yuuri to decide victor is out of his league, and an excruciating 48 minutes before victor realizes axel, lutz, and loop are his godchildren and can finally, in good conscience, admire this man deeply and openly.
(it had taken the girls all of 1 minute to catch on and were totally milking having yuuri take care of and coo over them, just to fuck with Dr. Shiny)
(“please… stop calling me that…” victor says cheerfully, a shadow over his eyes.)
4. yuuri somehow manages to leave without ever getting a clue that victor wants his number for a date, and NOT to update the triplets’ emergency contact sheet. victor takes this as a subtle rejection, (“even when he’s cruel he’s so kind,” he mourns) but listen. part-time front desk receptionist yuri plisetsky is having none of this. no fucking can do, he says. you’re not gonna fucking finish off these lollipops they were supposed to last us another week or two, he tells victor.
(“you’re not even in charge of the accounting,” victor wants to tell him.)
5. it’s probably a total breach of some confidentiality and privacy laws, but victor takes yuuri’s number from the emergency contacts and rings him up. yuuri, it turns out, is a vet who owns a clinic at the same medical plaza. yuuri has been looking after makkachin the past six months.
victor sends an exasperated look at yuri p, who had been taking makkachin and potya to the clinic for them.
“why didn’t you tell me he was the vet?”
yuri p does not understand. “well weren’t you going to find out anyway?”
yuri p does not understand ANYTHING. “the… the emotional turmoil i’ve been through,” victor cries. “i thought he was their father and then he rejected me—”
“he didn’t, he just thought you were totally flirting with him just like you flirt with all the moms here, which you do.”
“—and all this time i could have been the one bringing our pets to the vet and i could have asked him out a long time ago, while i was in MY ELEMENT…”
yuuri is still on the phone. “um, victor?” his voice calls through the speaker.
haha. hahahahaha, victor thinks. fuck.
“ah, yuuri!” he tries to say with a normal voice. yuri’s face says that he is failing spectacularly.
yuuri sounds like he’s trying not to laugh, but tells him he’s free for coffee the next day.
I actually really didn’t want to do this but since my new job seems to be screwing me over I’ll have to get by without a paycheck for longer than I expected… I just really need any extra money I can get right now.
So I’m opening up emergency commissions!
• up to two characters • basic color + shades • payment via PayPal • digital only • no backgrounds • 10 6 slots open • I’m really slow, so it may take up to a week for me to finish an artwork
I’ll draw pretty much anything (except for furries) just send me a message and we’ll talk though the details ♥
More like emergency commissions but whatever… Hello! So, it won’t take long- university books&resources are quite expensive and I’m in need of money. If you’re interested, you like my drawings (thank you) etc., here’s my commission prices for the occasion :)
(ps. you can check all the paperchildren I’ve made so far HERE)
I accept only PAYPAL;
You can check my art tag (here and here) for more examples;
Contact me at
firstname.lastname@example.org or send me an ask for further details (don’t worry if I don’t answer immediately)!
I got two pieces left on my queue, but I really need to open after I budget out stream pieces tonight.
Long story short, I’m broke as hell. And it’s mostly because I’ve been working on my queue without taking new pieces, and having a really bad breakdown.
Joann fabrics hired me on as a keyholder, but due to the manager hiring me being fired, the process has been delayed even longer, and that is stressing me out.
I’m opening for only two types of commissions this week, described below. if you can grab a slot, or even signal boost, I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. This will help me get groceries, and help me pay rent.
Type one: Pinups- $25 for one character, $35 for two
I have four slots open for that, and can possibly open a fifth.
Type 2: Expression sheets- $35 for three expressions in color, $8 per extra expression
(I don’t have any references for this yet, however, sketches will look a look a lot like this
I’ll open five slots for these
thank you guys again. if you’d like to grab a slot now, I can start writing up the queue and get my schedule started for this week, and I can’t say thank you enough to anyone who gets one or signal boosts.
Much love, guys <3
Slots are still open! please message me if you’d like to get a slot c:
Hi, I’m Crimz. I’m currently an unemployed, severely depressed graduate student with no way to make ends meet. I am applying for jobs daily, but am hearing nothing back. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’m unable to take classes this semester which means I have no financial aid to live off of.
I don’t have enough money for rent, food, or bills and have $300 to my name. On top of everything else, my computer is now entering it’s death cycle. Keys on the keyboard are mostly unresponsive, and it tries to shut itself off or go into sleep mode at random.
Please, I really need all the boosts I can get.
Full Body: Additional 5-10 USD depending on complexity of design
Complexity: Additional 10+ USD Depending on design
*I will be opening YCH Commissions! Starting bid would be $10 USD. Check my YCH Commissions tag for current openings!
OC’s, Fan Characters, Fan Art
Tumblr IM, ask, or email me at email@example.com (preferred).
For 5$ you can get a full reference page of your oc! Essentially itll be 2 full colour full body shots (front and back) plus a headshot from 2 angles (front and side) and a colour pallette plus the character details drawn out separately. Simple bg of 2 choice colours! All for only 5$!!!
So my student loan this month decided to start a fight with me and now I’m stuck with a bill that is gonna cost me till I’m able to fix the payments. It also doesn’t help that I’m moving across country at the end of the year. Prices are set so that any and all commissions can help make a dent in bill otherwise I’m a sitting duck. Any help would be appreciated!
or if you want feel free to send an ask on tumblr, or note on Deviantart if you have one.
Paypal Email: [for the invoice] Commission Type: [Bust-Half-Full || sketch-flats-shaded || (if applied) +background type || (if applied) +additional character] Number of Characters: [3 maximum] References: Commission description: [What you want to see be drawn]
Terms of Service:
Payment must be received first before I’ll start the commission. I will send you an invoice as that is easier to work with.
I hold the right to deny a commission.
References for character commissions must be visual. I will not accept written references.
You have be given up to two WIP of any commission automatically, if you don’t want any please state! If there are any drastic changes after the first two than there will be an additional cost.
I encourage being open with what you want and not hesitate to message me.
For an additional $10 dollars I do offer streaming your art. Still a bit awkward at it but it’s possible.
I’m going to be opening up emergency commissions. I’m currently an unemployed, severely depressed graduate student with no way to make ends meet. I am applying for jobs daily, but am hearing nothing back. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’m unable to take classes this semester which means I have no financial aid to live off of. As a result, I do not have the money to cover rent, bills, and food.
My father is being kind enough to cover my next two months rent on my apartment, but I need income in order to survive.
Thats where this comes in. I know it’s a long shot, but I’m going to see how much money I can possibly raise with commissions.
TL;DR: I don’t have enough money for rent, food, or bills. Please help.
RIGHT NOW I am sticking to waist up shots. Talk to me privately about full body images and I may agree to it for an extra charge!
Couples (extra charge per person)
Animal ears/tails are A-Ok!
I will do furries, but I might charge more depending on how feral they are.
OCs and Fan-Characters welcome!
NSFW. Sorry guys, I’m not good enough at this to feel comfortable charging for it
Animals - Same as above, I’m not experienced enough to ask for money for this
Contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or IM me through Tumblr to discuss! Payment will be through paypal invoice.
Please reblog if you’re not interested in purchasing, every little bit will help!
In the time between now and last I was posting art, my boyfriend and I got slammed with over $500 in unexpected vet bills and we’re coming up short on some other important things like food and gas as a result.
So from now until the end of August I’m taking in emergency commissions at a hugely discounted rate to see if I can put a dent in that amount.
Rules: >Payment in USD via Paypal. >Tips are accepted and, in fact, encouraged. >Will draw: Humanoid OCs, Fanart, ____sonas, Pokemon, etc. >Won’t draw: Explicit or hateful content of any sort (this is a sfw blog), extensive armor/mecha, extra buff characters, or animals (it’ll look bad, i promise). >Prices are subject to increase based on complexity of the character and/or addition of backgrounds. This will always be negotiated before payment. >I reserve the right to refuse any commission. >Must provide visual reference in addition to any written descriptions (even if you just download a person-shaped base and mark it up to show placement of scars, tattoos, etc.)
You can contact me via message here on tumblr, or more reliably via email at LNdoesCommissions@gmail.com if you have any questions or just want to jump straight into ordering something.
Everything is negotiable, so if you see something on my blog you like the look of and isn’t reflected here, point it out to me and I’ll probably be able to give you a custom quote! Signal Boosts are much appreciated as well! Thanks guys :>
The Joker never saw it coming; he left his guard down for a moment and it all went to pieces. Nothing to hold on to now except his son and the memory of you. But maybe there is something else that won’t let him go either…
“Would you like me to tell you where
her body is?” the voice taunts as soon as The Joker answers his cell.
“You…you son of a bitch!! I’m gonna
kill you!!” he gulps, his hand shaking on the phone.
“I don’t care, I had my revenge;
that’s all I wanted. You took someone I loved away from me and it’s only fair I
returned the favor,” the man replies. “Do you even care? Does it hurt you?… Does
anything ever hurt you?”
“Shut the hell up!! Where is she?” J
closes his eyes, panting.
“The new construction site on Nesley
Avenue. Fourth floor. I left her eyes open: you’ll have the privilege of
closing them forever. Be grateful: I wasn’t allowed the luxury of doing the
same for my woman. I’m here too, waiting. Do your worst, I won’t stop you. I
have nothing to live for now.”
The man hangs up and The Joker sits
in the middle of the living room, still holding the cell to his ear. He can’t
move, he can’t think. For the first time in his life he’s terrified – The King
of Gotham knows his Queen is gone.
The heavy steps resonate on the
concrete hallway, the plastic curtains being moved aside as J is getting closer
to his destination. He feels dizzy while squeezing the gun in his hand,
petrified at the thought of what he knows he will certainly find in the
building. Another plastic curtain gets moves out the way and The Joker freezes
when he notices your body on the floor, only a few feet away.
He takes a deep breath, already
incapable of keeping at bay the terrible pain scratching at his heart.
“Jesus…” he mutters to himself,
slowly approaching. He sees your handcuffed wrists and ankles, the glossy eyes
blankly staring at the ceiling. You seem so peaceful he hopes for a second
you’re not dead. A fool’s hope; J knows it himself. He kneels by you, analyzing
every single detail of your body, sniffling when he realizes you still have the
ring. And The Joker is aware there’s someone behind him.
“I think you had a pretty woman,
Clown. More than you deserved, that’s for sure,” the man softly laughs.
The Price of Crime growls, every
single fiber in his body tense to the maximum.
“At least I didn’t take it on your
kid, I’m not that low. I have to say it gave me great pleasure to do this to
her. Revenge is always swee…”
The first gunshot hits the man’s
chest. Then another one and another one echo in the stillness. J gets up, turns
around and continues to aim at the collapsed man until there are no more
bullets. His pupils are dilated, taken aback by today’s events.
The Joker can’t bring himself to gaze
upon you again. He glares at your killer, numbness taking over. What is he
supposed to do now?
J wasn’t used to people smiling or look him in the eyes, especially not when they first met him. But you
did just that. The other guys at the gathering tried to get your attention,
asking a million questions and offering a great deal of money for your hacking
services yet you caught yourself interested in the strange, green haired
self-proclaimed King of Gotham.
You continued smiling and looking at
him throughout the night; J found it annoying that he actually chuckled at one
of your jokes. His fingers tightened on the cane numerous times, fighting with
himself while checking you out. He didn’t want to but for
some bizarre reason couldn’t help it.
The Joker remained stern, frowning
for the rest of the evening, totally hating the fact that you stopped in front
of him to say goodbye. You were the last one to leave the VIP room and you
reached your hand for his, unaware he never shakes hands. Frost was behind his
boss, getting ready to tell you how things work when the unthinkable happened:
Mister J took your palm into his for just a second, snarling as you told him
you’ll have the passwords he wanted first thing in the morning.
“Yeah, whatever. That works,” he
bitterly replied, preoccupied by what was going on in the club.
He kept on needing your services and
you kept on providing them. He even let you touch him when he came back from a
heist with an ugly cut on his shoulder. Frost almost started his speech about
how his boss doesn’t like to be touched when J willingly gave you his arm to be
patched up. You sent Jonny for more supplies and carefully cleaned the wound in
the meantime, gently blowing on top of it.
“Better?” you asked, soothing the
pain and he bit on his cheek.
That’s all he said. Then you smiled. Why did you have to smile like that?
Made him feel so odd. And you kept on looking at him, unable to resist those
blue eyes. J didn’t see it coming when you leaned over and kissed him, quickly
parting from his lips when you heard Frost outside the office. You weren’t sure
what he was going to do.
The Joker didn’t do anything,
pretending nothing happened. You couldn’t sleep all night, thinking about him
and trying to get the stupid crush out of your mind.
– It was almost dawn when you
managed to doze off and the doorbell made you jump. You rubbed your eyes, tired
as hell and barely made it to the door, ready to yell at the person that woke
you up so early. As soon as you opened the door, J sneaked inside without a
word. He stood in front of you, pointing towards his injury.
“Do you…need clean bandages?” you
guessed, suddenly alert.
“U-hum,” he grumbled and after
closing the door, you signaled him to follow you in the kitchen. You changed
the dressing in perfect silence, then handed back his jacket and watched him
head towards one of the bedrooms downstairs.
You followed him, curious about his
He stopped in front of the bed,
“Would you like to stay?” the
question came and his answer made you happy.
– You had so many fights and you
would just disappear. The Joker always brought you back. The truth is you
didn’t make it hard to be found. He knew it too.
“Let’s go,” J would urge, irritated
he had to step on his pride again in order to go out there and search for the
pain in the ass he couldn’t live without.
“I’m leaving you,” you had the nerve
to reply sometimes. “I’m not coming back.”
“Interesting concept, Y/N,” and you
stared at each other, you upset and him mad. As soon as you started to cry, he
would grab your hand, dragging you after him.
You didn’t fight it.
“O-one of these days I w-won’t come
b-back,” you stuttered, bawling and wishing you were that strong.
“Save it for later, Doll. You will always come back.”
– Besides the fights, there were
also good moments; you enjoyed them so much. Those instances made you remember why
you loved him and why it was impossible to break free.
You two liked to stay in bed for
hours, talking about stuff. All alone in the Penthouse and still covered your
heads with the sheets, whispering. The Joker was addicted to the intimacy of
your little world, secrets and thoughts no one knew about.
“If you leave, promise you’ll always
come back,” he once found the strength to actually say it out loud.
“I can’t prom…” and the blue eyes got
darker. “Fine, I promise,” you gave in and he tucked your hair behind your ear,
pleased to hear it. Afterwards, he dug under his pillow and showed you that
beautiful diamond ring he wanted you to have.
“Look what I found in the seif last
night! Stealing from the mayor was the best idea ever; the guy is loaded.”
“Wowww, no kidding,” you gasped,
amazed. You’ve seen a lot of diamond rings in your life but that was so unique
“I’ll give it to you for safe
keeping, OK? I don’t trust all these assholes working for us,” The Joker
sighted, slipping the jewel on your finger. He saw the emotions and had to
“It’s not what you think, you crazy
woman. I told you I just want you to take care of it, got it?”
“Yes,” you nodded, choosing to
“You can keep it with one condition:
promise you’ll never take it off,” The Joker surprised himself with the demand.
“I swear,” you were quick to vow,
hugging him so tight he had to emerge from under the sheets to breathe better.
“I told you it’s not what you think,
I wanna make it clear,” and you smiled through tears and he couldn’t say
Why did you have to smile like that?
– After your son was born, he became
a regular member of your little club.
All three under the sheets, careful
not to wake Kase up.
“You think we should keep him?” J
used to tease, not being able to take his eyes off his baby boy.
“I think he’s a keeper,” you giggled,
caressing the tiny tummy. “He will either look like you or like his real dad,”
and you had to cover your mouth so you won’t laugh to loud.
“Cut it out!” J would reach over to
slap your waist, grinding his silver teeth. ”Or do you hate me that much?”
You used to trap his hand until he
“I don’t hate you,” and you got on
your elbow and scooted closer to his body. “You gave me my son so I can’t hate
you now.” The statement made The Joker’s
heart beat faster and he ignore it. The most he allowed himself to do was purr
under your touch until he fell asleep.
– When things were bad, you would
take Kase and try to leave. J would stop you before you made it to the
You were so exhausted from being a
new mom plus dealing with your rocky relationship.
“I need to get out of here,” you
tried to flee but he blocked your way.
“Then go, but my son stays!”
“I am not leaving without my baby,”
you kept on attempting to walk towards the elevator and got frustrated when
your plan failed.
“Then you stay too,” he would mumble,
pinning you against the wall. “What is it? Can’t handle me anymore?” he used to
Kase would fuss, not happy with the
“Gimme,” The Joker would take him in
his arms, gesturing for your company. “Let’s go back to bed, I’m tired. Hey,
where’s my smile, hm?” and you sulked even more. “ So I take it you only save
that for his dad? Who’s the other guy?”
You would pass your fingers through
your long hair, trying not to give him the satisfaction but finally smiled and
he loved to win. But somehow it felt he was losing.
Why did you have to smile like that?
He hears the little steps thumping on
the hardwood floor and gets out of daze, lifting his head up to look at his 5
year old son holding his stuffed giraffe.
“Daddy, why are you crying?” Kase
asks, frightened and his father signs for him to approach. The Joker is sitting
on the floor and the little boy rushes in his arms, starting to sob, not understanding
what’s going on.
“Your mom…” and his voice breaks, “…left
me and she’s not coming back…Not this time…You’re stuck with me, kid.”
“Where’s mommy? I want my mommy,” the
child keeps on repeating, sensing there is something wrong.
“She left…It’s just you and me now,”
J mumbles, crushing his son with his embrace.
He said he stole that ring from
the mayor’s mansion. The King of Gotham actually had it custom made for you and
never told you. It always had just one owner: his Queen. Before he buried you, J took
three diamonds out of your ring, one for each member of his family, and had
them encased in his favorite ring. It’s the only jewelry he wears now. And the
ring he gifted you was the only treasure in your coffin since you promised you’ll
never take it off.
– “Hey, handsome.”
He feels the kiss on his cheek and opens
his eyes as he mutters:
“Hey pretty girl.”
Another dream; he’s all alone in bed,
groggy from the sleep medicine. J sighs, then shifts his head to peek at Kase
who’s playing on the floor with a bunch of toys, not realizing his father is
awake. The Joker gets under the covers, eager to share his thoughts but there
is no one besides him. No one to tell.
“Kid, com’ere,” he makes a gap for
his son to crawl in. The boy snickers and jumps in bed, glad he’s getting some
attention. “Do you have any secrets to share with your dad?” J pecks his
forehead, gazing in his son’s eyes.
“Ummm…I broke my truck,” he admits,
familiar with the game he played so many times with his parents.
“Shame on you,” J scolds but caresses
Kase’s face. “I’ll get you 10 more, ok?”
Ah, that smile. Just like yours.
“Ok, daddy,” and the child suddenly
cuddles to J’s chest, wiggling. “Mommy says she loves you.”
The Prince of Crime gently spanks his
“I told you to quit talking like
this! Don’t you listen?! Uhhhhh,” he growls, exasperated. The little boy keeps
on saying random things like this since you died three months ago.
“But she gets mad at me if I don’t
tell you,” and his lower lip quivers, on the verge of crying. “I don’t want
mommy to be upset with me.”
“You’re such a brat! Stop tormenting
me,” J squishes his son to his chest, not wanting to lose his temper.
“Mommy says that…”
“Shut up, would you??!!” he snaps and
Kase is one step away from bawling.
“Mommy says that…”
“You’re pissing me off, what’s wrong with you??!!” J cuts him off, really straining to keep it
“Mommy says she knows you made the
ring for her!” his son blurs out and The Joker holds his breath, confused and
stunned at the same time.
“W-what?” He’s finally at a loss of
Nobody knows about that.
Kase starts wailing and his father
wants to calm him down.
“M-mommy says she doesn’t like it w-when
you y-yell at me,” he whimpers, clenching to J’s t-shirt.
For once, the great Joker has no
– Terrible storm outside; Gotham is
on lockdown. Must be 2am or so.
“Daddy… daddy, I’m scared,” his son
pulls on his arm, eager to get a reaction. J is such a heavy sleeper now since
he takes sleeping pills all the time. Otherwise, he can’t rest.
“Go back to your room, it’s fine,” he
grumbles, not in the mood for parenting.
The little one sniffles, really
wanting to stay with his father.
“I want my mooommyyyyy,” and the crying
immediately starts. The Joker blows his green hair off his face, irritated and moves
towards the center of the bed, helping his son up. The little arms wrap around
his neck and the small body shakes with anxiety.
“Daddddyyy, I’m scared.”
“Don’t be scared, I’m here,” J choses
to take it down a notch and hugs his son back. It feels so comforting that Kase
stops crying after a few minutes.
“Mommy says she loves you,” the muffled
voice at his chest lets him know. “She always says that.”
“Cut it out, kid…”
“Huh?” his son turns his head to look
behind him, just as he was listening to someone talking.
J pouts, forcing Kase’s head back to
“Stop your nonsense, brat!”
“Mommy says she promised you she’ll
always come back.”
The Joker covers his mouth.
“SHUT …THE HELL UP!!!!!!” he screams
so loud it resonates over the sound of thunder from the crazy tempest outside.
His 5 year old utters with teary
“Mommy says she doesn’t like it when
you yell at me; she loves you less… But she can’t hate you.”
The King of Gotham bites on his lower
Nobody knows about that.
“Go to sleep and stop talking…” he remorsefully
strokes his son’s cheek, not wanting to think about it. “Hey, would you give
Daddy a smile?” he alleviates the tension, aware the poor kid has no fault in
anything. “Let’s be friends again, yes?” The lighting illuminates the bedroom
as The Joker lifts his son’s chin up and a shy smile flourishes on the child’s face.
So I need money for rent and food so I’m opening emergency commissions!!!
Contact and Payment
- Please contact me via message on here - Payment will only be accepted through paypal! - I will have 5-10 slots open
- NO NSFW - Humanoids only please - For a detailed background it will be an extra $3 - If you buy 2 bust commissions with no background you get $5 off - If you buy 2 full body commissions with no background it will be $35 - I will need a clear reference for your character, whether that be visual or via writing is up to you. - If you want a specific pose please send me a reference of it if you can!
Hey guys. So by the middle of next month, I need to move. As I talked about it in my previous videos, I am planning to move to a different city, much bigger and with better opportunities.
As it turns out, I found two job opportunities there which I hope to be able to pursue. As such, I need to move out as soon as possible. Also found a couple of places to stay which seem very nice, but as is customary here, I need to pay two months of rent in advance (1 month +1 month warranty), thus I am trying my hardest to gather up the sum I need to finally make the move.
Here’s a list with my commission info:
SKETCHES 8$/character (4$ for second charcter)
FULL COLOR HEADSHOTS 15$/Character
FULL COLOR BUSTS 20$ / Character
FULL BODY COLOR 45$/Character
COUPLE ILLUSTRATIONS 60$
CHARACTER SHEET 50$ / Character
FANTASY PORTRAIT 65$ (portraits of yourselves, for which you will send me references and details about what character / fandom / style you want to be)
AGE PROGRESSION CONCEPTS 80$ / Character
SHORT ANIMATION 150$
For anything else which is not specified here, you can always drop me an email with your info, and we will work out a price!
As payment method, I use paypal, and I usually charge half of payment after sketch approval, and the other half upon completion.
Your characters can be from any fandom!
You can send me your details anytime at email@example.com
If you could please help spread the word, I will be forever grateful, thank you so very much.