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Ember: *meeting Youngblood for the first time* Jesus Christ!! Is that a fucking gremlin!?

Youngblood: No. I’m a third grader.

Ember: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.

[Later…]

Ember: Are you sure you’re not a gremlin?

Youngblood: I was born in 2003! I have no idea what that is!

Ember: Hmm…sounds like something a gremlin would say…

[More later…]

Youngblood: Hi, Ember!

Ember: *eyeing him suspiciously* Hello, Gizmo…