RP Anxiety be like:
“I have this amazing story that will lead us down pathways of friendship, rivalry, pain and love. It will be the best adventure you and I will ever experience, and it will leave a lasting and positive impression on us for years to come.
But man. Taking the first step is more terrifying than facing death. So I think I’ll just drive-by hug/poke/wave at you instead, then go hide in a corner and embrace my embarrassment.”