email for business

business email glossary
  • thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
  • thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
  • would you be so kind: fucking do it
  • best: i have never physically met you
  • all best: this conversation is over
  • all my best: i wish you would die
  • happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
  • i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
  • i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
  • sorry to chase: answer my email
  • so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
  • i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
  • please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
  • i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
  • i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
  • i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
  • can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
  • per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
  • great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
  • thanks!: i'm not mad at you
  • thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
  • thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
  • please advise: this might be your fault
  • kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
  • mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
  • can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
  • sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
  • let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
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Mike Pence used a private email account for government business — and it was hacked

  • Emails obtained through public record inquiries by the IndyStar show Mike Pence used a private AOL email account to handle sensitive government issues as governor of Indiana. 
  • Pence used the email address to discuss personal security issues as well as the state’s response to terrorism.
  • The allegation is ironic, given that he was a harsh critic of Hillary Clinton’s handling of state business from a private email server.
  • Some of the emails the IndyStar requested couldn’t even be released to journalists, because the information they contained was “confidential and too sensitive.”
  • Hackers had no problem getting into Pence’s account. 
  • Back in June, scammers were not only able to access Mike Pence’s AOL account but also sent out a phishing email to his entire contact list, claiming Pence and his wife were trapped in the Philippines and needed money. Read more (3/3/17 1:07 AM)

Pence uses an AOL email. That alone is a crime.

“INDIANAPOLIS — Vice President Mike Pence routinely used a private email account to conduct public business as governor of Indiana, at times discussing sensitive matters and homeland security issues.

Emails released to The Indianapolis Star in response to a public records request show Pence communicated via his personal AOL account with top advisers on topics ranging from security gates at the governor’s residence to the state’s response to terror attacks across the globe.

In one email, Pence’s top state homeland security adviser relayed an update from the FBI regarding the arrests of several men on federal terror-related charges.

Cybersecurity experts say the emails raise concerns about whether such sensitive information was adequately protected from hackers, given that personal accounts like Pence’s are typically less secure than government email accounts.

In fact, Pence’s personal account was hacked last summer.”

#LockHimUp

Accidentally Exposed - Josh Dun Smut

A/N: Thank’s for 500, here’s a long ass Josh Dun smut to celebrate.

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Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader

Type: Smutty smut

Word Count: 4.6k

Warnings: Blood, nudes, sex, the fun stuff

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“I understand,” you say through gritted teeth. “Thank you for the consideration.” 

You push the end button and throw your phone onto the carpet of your apartment frustratedly, wanting to scream but also crawl under the covers and cry your eyes out.

You were a newly graduated student from a photography college and had big dreams to have your own photography company, but that wasn’t going so well to say the least. Right out of college, you moved straight to the heart of California, hoping to land as much as an internship with a company. Your resume was online and on many websites, but you barely got offered jobs, to which you weren’t even interested in. And when you applied to companies, you were rejected. Since you had to pay the bills, you had landed a job as a bartender, earning less than minimum wage to pay for your rent. You were past the state of angry and sad. You were loosing hope and money at rapid pace. 

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mike pence used a private email account to conduct government business as governor. it just got hacked.

here’s the kicker though: IT WAS ON AOL

is “illegal AOL email account got hacked” not the most Baby Boomer shit you’ve read this week

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Hi all

I’m having a photoshoot at this laundromat located at 590 Torrence Ave in CALUMET CITY IL ( a suburb right outside Chicago) SUNDAY JUNE 04 at 9AM.

You are invited to join! No model experience necessary! Just email me at business@blkproverbs.com with a pic and your shirt size.

You get to keep the merch, I’ll feed you, and you’ll get copies of the photos for your portfolio (if you have one of those). If you require transportation and live in Chicago I can still work with you. Just gotta email me.

anonymous asked:

how do you know all that about the hacker?

Back when Colton’s insta was hacked, I looked through the hackers instagram profile at the time to see who it was. Obviously, he keeps himself pretty private, but he has said he lives in Europe and screenshots of his phone he’s posted suggests he’s Swedish. 
Hoech posted a tweet early morning/middle of the night on the 19 saying “Thanks to @vchikri for returning my @Snapchat” and when people accused Chikiri of hacking Hoech’s twitter, too, Chikiri posted a screenshot of texts between him and Tyler.  

I assume he got Hoech’s snapchat name when he hacked Colton’s stuff, and since snapchat saves the primary phone number connected to the account in settings, he just had to get it from there to text him. All he wants is recognition, for the most part. Shortly after, Chikiri posted this screenshot from snapchat. 

Presumably, he sent a message saying he lost his number & Dylan fell for it and sent “Tyler” his number over snapchat. Before signing out and giving Tyler access again, Chikiri posted a “Sterek is REAL, confirmed” snap on Tyler’s story. 

He’s since made his twitter private and deleted a lot of things, but I follow it to keep up and have been taking screenshots when I see something. A few weeks ago he posted a screenshot of him trying to sign into Dylan’s yahoo email account, but couldn’t because Dylan had a two-step authentication on it and it sent a text to his phone with a code to enter. (I have a screenshot of this, too) I don’t know enough about hacking to know if he can get in now that he has Dylan’s number, but I do know he’s not giving up. 

He brags about hacking 5 teen wolf accounts (Orny, Hoechlin, Colton, Meagan…I don’t know who the fifth is?) and saying it will be 6 tomorrow. A few days ago he posted asking people if they knew Arden Cho’s personal email, not the business one on her twitter. I emailed the business inquiries one and warned them, and have screenshots of his request, but I’m not sure if they’ve seen it. 

He has hacked many other celebrities as well, Niall Horan being one of the biggest I know of, but right now he’s on a TW kick and has it out for the boys. 

ID #74239

Name: Blaine
Age: 33
Country: USA

I’m just a bearded country boy, a tattoo artist that loves to cook. I play guitar in a metal band and love the outdoors. My busy lifestyle has me tied up so I only really get to talk to people at work or through my phone. I have had pen pals across the globe since I was about 13. I would love to get to know more people any age, gender or nationality. Email, snap, messengers or text. 

Preferences: No preference, as long as you realize I’m 33

Flutter - Ch. 6

Oh Sehun/Reader
Genre: Fluff/Romance/Smut (eventually)
Word Count: 2,169


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The ‘girls night out’ was just as wild as you expected from Jieun.

It started off civil enough with dinner in a gorgeous restaurant, but two hours later you were in a private room in a club trying to make sure Jieun doesn’t fall down from the table, where she was dancing barefoot with a bottle of wine in her hand. 

Half an hour later she was sitting next to you again, crying that she misses Minseok, and you took that as your cue to call it a night. 

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Office emails, decoded

I was musing on the everyday passive-aggression of business emails at work the other day after a particularly pissy back-and-forth with my least favorite coworker, in which we basically told each other to fuck off in plain view of both our bosses (who were cc’d on the whole thing), but because we did it in professional language we can get away with that. So, I decided to make a list of the most common code-words and phrases and what they really mean, for anyone entering their first white-collar business environment who might want help translating or need to know how to deliver a polite, professional “fuck you”.

  • “I’d just like to get some clarity on this/can you clarify for me” = what the fuck are you talking about/what the fuck did you do?
  • “Let’s discuss next steps” = get off your ass and make it happen you lazy shitwad.
  • “Thanks for following up with me about this” = I’m busy and I’ll get to you when I have a moment. Quit fucking riding my ass.
  • “If you need it sooner than that” = I have my own work to do; do it your damn self if it’s that urgent.
  • “What’s our timeline on this?” = I have no intention of doing that for you right now. How long can I put it off?
  • “It’s going to be challenging, but…” = do you have any fucking idea what you’re asking me to do?
  • “I see where you’re coming from” = you are so fucking wrong
  • “Would you like to take the lead on this?” = this is not my problem and I refuse to clean up your mess.
  • “Maybe we could schedule some time to discuss this over the phone” = stop avoiding me and answer the fucking question, asshole
  • “[Someone on the CC line of the email], please feel free to weigh in!” = I don’t have the authority to tell this shithead how wrong they are. Kindly step up and do it for me.
  • “It was my understanding that” = we’ve already had this conversation, please shut the fuck up
  • “Please reach out to [person]” = I’m tired of hearing you whine about this, go pester someone else for awhile.

Hello, it’s Kristopher - again - with another new podcast: Suburbia is Hell! This podcast takes place in a world where humans and monsters coincide - though there is a lot of prejudice for the latter - and more specifically focuses on the struggles and such of a found family of monsters, who not only have to deal with bigoted humans, but other monsters as well. This casting call only covers the primary family, but we will be posting another call for the first season’s primary villains! If you are interested at all in voice acting for this project, the information is under the cut!

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Hello my Chicago friends!

Im planning a photoshoot at the Harold’s on 87th tentatively, Saturday June 24th or Saturday July 8th at 11a (time is flexible) if you are interested please email business@blkproverbs

No model experience necessary. You keep anything you wear and I’ll buy you Harold’s which is the equivalent to saying I love you.

Hello, it’s Kristopher - again - with another new podcast: Suburbia is Hell! This podcast takes place in a world where humans and monsters coincide - though there is a lot of prejudice for the latter - and more specifically focuses on the struggles and such of a found family of monsters, who not only have to deal with bigoted humans, but other monsters as well. This casting call covers the werewolf pack - the main antagonists of the first arc! If you are interested at all in voice acting for this project, the information is under the cut!

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anonymous asked:

How about RFA+V (and any others you choose) scratching MC's back. She gets so relaxed she falls asleep (I am literally dying for Jumin and V's. Because that is me. I fall asleep.)

ヽ( ・∀・)ノ It’s such a nice feeling!!


Yoosung

- The two of you were having a gaming session. Not really gaming together on the same server or anything, but…You two were in the same room, that’s what counted!

- He ended up clocking out of his game early, while you were laying on your belly playing your handheld- Completely immersed

- He smiled to himself, carefully sitting on the bed and rubbing your back a bit.

- “You still going at it?”

- “Mhm, I’m almost done upgrading my shop. I spent so damn long doing this- I’m going to get this done tonight!”

- Haha, omg. You were so cute.

- He saw you reach to scratch your back, but he lightly batted your hand away

- “Keep playing, I got this.”

- He just intended on scratching that certain spot, but you let out a happy sigh when he kept it up

- So, he decided just to spend a bit scratching your whole back, instead of that one spot

- He looked away for a second, just appreciating how it looked outside the window, and when he turned back you were slumped over. 

- Just… Completely out.

- He held back a laugh. Gently getting up, he saved your game and set it to charge before climbing into bed with you.

- How did he get so lucky to have such a cute gf?

Zen

- The two of you were cuddling in bed.

- Nothing kinky or sexual, just relaxing after a peaceful day

- He wanted to lay on his back, so he just shifted like so and pulled you to lay on top of him

- You were so embarrassed, spouting out on how you might be too heavy or something

- He just laughs and nuzzles you, telling you not to worry and relax

- When you finally do, he just absentmindedly runs his fingers up and down your back, lightly with his nails

- He notices you completely chilled out, even getting a bit sleepy

- “Does that feel good?”

- “Mmmhmmmm, it’s so nice…”

- He slips his hands under your shirt so he can directly scratch your back, and you just slump completely.

- It takes him a few minutes to realize you’ve fallen asleep, but when he does he just laughs quietly before kissing your head

Seven

- He was busy clacking away at his keyboard while you sat on the couch, busying yourself with your phone, when he let out a low whine

- “Mc~ My back itches~!”

- Without even looking at him, you scoffed a bit, scrolling through your phone. “So? Scratch it?”

- “My fingers are busy! I need your help!”

- You rolled your eyes, but you got up to go and help him out- Absent mindedly scratching for a while as you stared at the screen, trying to decipher what in the world he was working on.

- Suddenly, he pushed back a bit, stretching his arms

- “Alright, your turn!”

- “What?”

- “You know. You scratched my back, now I scratch yours!”

- Wow…Nerd.

- But the two of you settled down on the couch, him purposely starting out rough, earning him a  harsh smack from you.

- Eventually, he’d calm down and seriously return the favor to you

- But when you started slumping over, he just chuckled. “Am I that good?”

- “It just feels nice, makes me a bit sleepy…” You said, fighting back a yawn

- “Ah, okay, I get it, I get it.” He switches positions on the couch, resting against the arm of the couch and letting you lay on top of him, scratching your back. “Better?”

- You just snuggled into him. “Mhmm…”

- It was cute how fast you conked out, but he wasn’t going to wake you up…yet.

Jumin

- You were lazing on his bed, just chilling on your stomach, petting Elizabeth 3rd as he went over some last minute business emails

- You didn’t mind him having to do a few last minute things, but he did a bit. He really wanted to spend every second with you that he could since he was constantly so busy

- Pretty soon, you felt a weight on the edge of the bed, and his hand brushing against your arm

- “I’m sorry, dear. I’m done now.”

- He kissed your head, and you chuckled. “It’s fine, it’s fine. I’m just relaxing.”

- “That sounds exactly like what I need.”

- Suddenly, he settled down beside you, scratching behind Elizabeth 3rd’s ear.

- “She looks so comfy… I wanna be scratched too. Being a cat must be nice.”

- He chuckled, kissing your head again. “I can scratch your back, if you like.”

- “Mm, I might fall asleep. I’m really relaxed right now.”

- “That’s fine, come here.”

- The two of you rearranged yourselves on the bed, you snuggling into his chest as he lazily scratched your back

- It didn’t take long for you to fall asleep- He kept a soothing back and forth motion on your back, just lightly running his nails on your back

- Though, when you finally did, he just switched to holding you close to him and nuzzling you, falling asleep too

Jaehee

- She was used to working hard, so the busy life of her cafe wasn’t anything she wasn’t used to

- But..You on the other hand… Well, you were getting stressed very easily

- I mean the two of you were happy, but sometimes running a cafe was just hard

- One day, after you took a long bath and still seemed stressed, she decided to help you out.

- “Mc, come lay down with me.”

- (”Ohoho-” “No, not like that”)

- She had you lay on your back as she sat beside you, and she started getting to work. She didn’t know much about massages, but with how you sighed she assumed she was doing good 

- After a while, you perked your head up. “Jaehee, do you mind scratching my back instead?”

- Hell yes, her hands were getting a bit tired, that was a lot easier.

- But before she even had a chance for her fingers to get tired from that, you were out like a light.

- She just chuckled, pulling the covers over you and letting you catch up on some well needed sleep.

V

- The two of you were huge fans of couch snuggles

- His place was just so nicely decorated. A few succulents here and there, some nice lights that weren’t so bright. Just nice and calm

- The weather was so nice, you two even opened a window, appreciating the warm and pleasant breeze that flitted in occasionally.

- He was laying on his back, with you on top of him snuggled into his chest. You were so at ease you even hummed a bit, and he loved it.

- He was watching outside- Watching the swirling colors of the slow sunset mix together- and without thinking much, he ended up scratching your back for you.

-  I mean, he knew you liked it, but apparently it had reached from being a nice boyfriend to absentmindedly doing it without prompting

- It took him a while to notice- He was so at ease with the world.

- But when he did, he just carefully pulled the decorative blanket off the head of the couch and pulled it over the both of you.

- It was perfect weather for a nice nap, anyway.

Smash or Pass -Calfreezy

Anonymous said to simplysdmn:Could you do a Calfreezy imagine where you’re a youtuber and secretly dating so when he does the smash or pass video your name comes up and he gets mad/protective??

A/N: Hey! I hope you like this! I had fun writing this! I changed it up a little bit but I hope you like it anyways!


Cal’s POV

“Ok but Sarah only has like 600 thousand subscribers, this is so unfair JJ.” Lux said, putting his face in his hands.

“I don’t care what he says; it’s a smash from me.” I said, laughing along with JJ.

“Well, alright then, next one!” We played alone for a couple more minutes, Lux’s response being Sarah wouldn’t approve and so forth.

“Cal you really need to at least have one smash bro, you’re ruining the game!” Jide exclaimed.

“Ok fine!” He sighed while I laughed.

“Ok so Y/N Y/L/N, smash or pass?” My mouth dropped open and I had to cover it up by pretending to yawn. I looked over at JJ who was already saying stuff like “the things I would do to her” making me clench my jaw and ball my fingers into a fist.

No one knew that Y/N was my girlfriend and I really had no idea that she was going to come up within these girls. I couldn’t really get mad at JJ because he had already put Sarah in the girls and he didn’t know that we were dating. I looked over at Cal who was already saying something about subscribers and Sarah and Jide who was rolling his eyes.

“Oh my God, Cal are you listening to him?” He laughed. I cleared my throat, getting out of my thoughts.

“Eh, yeah.”

“So Callum, smash or pass?”

“Smash.” I could feel my face heating up , which Cal had noticed. It was a habit of mine when I talked about someone close to me.

“Wait! Callum do you know something about her?” Lux questioned sitting up.

“No, what makes you think that?”

“Nothing in particular.” He looked over at JJ and laughed.

“Honestly, I’d fuck her so hard.” JJ said. I looked over at him giving him a death stare. “What? I’m being honest! You can’t tell me she’s not hot and you wouldn’t want to? I mean look at her? And I know she watched these videos so Y/N, it’s a very big smash from me!” JJ exclaimed.

“I agree with JJ, if I wasn’t with Sarah of course.” I looked over at Lux, giving him death stare.

“Look at her Cal! Did you see the pictures she posted when she went to the beach? She look bare good you know.”

“Yeah, I saw.” I gritted my teeth. “I’d rather you not talk about her like that. I actually know her personally and I wouldn’t want ruin our relationship.”

“Define relationship?” Lux leaned slightly over JJ to get a closer look at me.

“Why does it matter?”

“Because, you’re acting like she’s your girlfriend.” JJ laughed.

“Well, maybe she is.” I muttered hoping none of them heard.

“Wait, Lux did you hear that? I heard that. ‘Maybe she is’? Maybe she’s your girlfriend?” JJ hit Lux’s shoulder out of sudden outburst.

“I’ll tell you if promise to edit this out.” He nodded frantically.

Y/N and I met at a Youtubers event last summer. At first she really didn’t like me, she thought I was obnoxious and stuck up but after a while these opinions vanished and she grew to like me. To my surprise she wanted to take this friendship further and I agreed. I was whipped and I fell in love with her. Once I explained it to them, they were dumbfounded.

“Well, well, well, who ever thought Mr Callum Airey would ever fall in love?“ Lux smiled at me.

“For real though, congrats man. I heard she’s a really nice girl so don’t treat her bad and it’s finally time you’ve settled down!” JJ laughed. We then went on to continue the video.


Y/N’s POV

I sat down at my desk and logged into my computer. The first thing I did was check my business emails; answering a few and forwarding some to my manager. I then proceeded to check my personal email where most of it was just promo for shops and businesses but I also had one sent from JJ.

JJ and I had been friends for a long time, I’d met him at a gaming event a couple of years ago and ever since then we’ve been good friends. Knowing how JJ is he did have his sexual remarks and jokes but I always laughed and dismissed them because he was like a brother to me.

So when I saw this email, I really didn’t know what expect. I clicked it open and saw it was a little snippet of the Smash or Pass video he’d done with the two Cal’s. Callum had already told me that he had told them that we were dating because I had come up in the video. I watched the whole video out of curiosity and mostly because I was bored but it was quite funny to see Cal contain himself when JJ started talking about me.

I clicked onto the email and felt a bit wary of the message he’d left at the top which read ‘Enjoy’. Callum started explaining how we met at how i initially felt about him but how I grew to like him and stuff. He’d told me he told them that so I was quite confused why JJ would send me this.

“Honestly, I first saw her, I was completely in shock because I watched her YouTube videos before hand and it didn’t feel real. It was like love at first sight. She was literally an angel. She was and still is matter of fact the most beautiful woman I had ever seen so when she turned me down the first time, I was like nope I’m going to keep trying.” I teared up a bit when he said this because I never knew he felt like this.

“And the other day, I was with the guys and a few of them were like lusting over her Instagram and it took every fibre of my body not to beat the shit out of them because when you see guys doing that to your girlfriend it makes you mad, vulnerable and not good enough, you know what I mean?” Lux nodded and JJ muttered he agreed.

“So, I kept silent because I didn’t want to start anything because I know she wouldn’t want me to and honestly it just wouldn’t feel right. Anyways back to the point. I’m completely and utterly in love with her but she doesn’t know because I don’t know how to tell her.” I started sobbing quietly because I didn’t know he felt like this. I finished the rest of the video and wiped my tears and decided to FaceTime him.

“Hey! What’s up?” He answered immediately.

“Hi. Just been watching some stuff. Are you free to come over today?” I asked, hoping he’d say yes.

“Yeah! Wait, have you been crying? Oh God, you have. I’m coming over right now.” I began to explain to him not worry that I wasn’t upset it was more of a happy cry but he didn’t seem to want to understand, so I laughed at him and told him I’d seen him in a bit.

I made myself somewhat decent, just by fixing my hair and putting on a a cleaner hoodie. It wasn’t even 45 minutes until I heard the apartment phone ring. I opened the gates for him and opened the front door slightly so I wouldn’t have to get up to answer the door.

I heard him frantically take off his jacket and shoes at the front door and yell for my name. I called out for him and told him I was in my room. I got up and gave him a long hug and kiss before directing him to my bed.

Once we were comfortable, we started talking about our day and what we were going to do for the rest of the day. We then fell into a comfortable silence.

“Is everything alright? Why were you crying?” He broke the silence unexpectedly but I knew he was going to ask.

“JJ sent me something and it made me quite emotional,” he had already opened his mouth to say something but I cut him off. “Before you start saying you’re going to kill him because we both know you won’t it was a happy kind of emotional to keep it together Airey!” He grinned at me.

“Ok fine, so are you going to show me?” I nodded and grabbed my iPad off of my nightstand. I clicked into the email app and opened the email. I shuffled around a bit so he could see making sure we were both comfortable. Once he saw the thumbnail he gave me a weird look.

“I thought you watched the video.”

“I did but just watch.” I smiled. I played the video and all the emotion came back, tear falling out of my eyes but I wiped them away as quickly as I could but I had the biggest smile on face.

Once the video was done, I sat on his lap, facing him. “That was probably the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard that’s ever come out of your mouth.” I laughed softly. He looked away which made me frown.

“Cal? Whats wrong?”

“I didn’t want to say ‘I love you’, in your bedroom.” He chuckled.

I shrugged because I really didn’t care. He could’ve said while we were in the bathroom I really wouldn’t have cared.

“Cal, I don’t care. As long I’m with you, I’m happy.” He sighed.

“Well, Y/N, I do love you, so much. You really do mean so much to me. Honestly, I do understand if you’re not ready to say it but I do love you.” I smiled and just kissed him.

“I love you too.”