I hate getting email. But I recognize that the problem is not email as a technology; the problem is *people wanting to talk to you*. Email is the *least* annoying way for people to contact you, so it’s the most popular, which is why you have so many emails, which is why, paradoxically, it *feels* so annoying. But, what, you want everyone to start texting you? You want them to send you LinkedIn messages? You want them to *call you on the phone*?
Introvert's Guide to Email

“It’s been twelve hours and they haven’t answered my email yet”:

__ The system may not have sent the email, maybe you should poke them again.
__ They could be sick or dead. Panic!
__ They think you’re annoying and they are ignoring you, so poking them again will only annoy them more.
__ You might have to make a phone call instead. Panic!
__ Maybe it was something you said, better reread what you sent.
__ Have you checked again to see if a reply came in while doing this checklist?

I love my therapist, he’s really cool and laid back. Our last session was rough, he’s trying to find a new way to help me and I’m not help to which makes both of us frustrated. He gave me about 5 things that he wanted me to change and he said I had to change 3 of the 5. He said I wasn’t allowed back until I did 3/5 things. I think in his mind he was doing tough love but to me I felt like giving an ultimatum was him pushing me away and him giving up on me. I let the anger get the best of me and I told him to “Fuck off” and that I wasn’t coming back… The next day I emailed him apologizing immensely and telling him why I was angry.. He simply said, “I hope to see you at our next session and I want you to know that I’m not going to give up on you.”

I’m vegetarian and my ex-boyfriend was always against it so when we broke up he’d always send me pictures of animals dying and being slaughtered.In revenge I used his email address to sign up to lots of vegan newsletters now he gets 23 weekly newsletters that he can’t stop because he can’t log in and cancel them. Also I created a Facebook and used his mobile number. With the account I followed loads of vegan pages and turned on notifications so that  he gets a text every time somebody posts on the page. Don’t mess with me

How to Describe Yourself to Your Pen Pal

The basics are your age, location, and gender, but what about some other things to spice up the conversation?

-Places you’ve been to

-Favorite music

-A secret that you haven’t told before

-Your most embarrassing moment

-What you want to be when you’re older

-What superpower you would have and why

- Favorite foods

-Introverted or extroverted?

-Zodiac sign

-Things you want to fix about yourself

-Describe how you were as a 7 year old

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Imagine accidentally sending your fanfic to Loki over email, because the person you were intending to send it to had a Loki inspired email id, very similar to his own (gifted to him by Tony Stark when he joined the Avengers). He opens the strange email and then reads the document attached. And then he seeks you out.