elvis' granddaughter

My favorite parts of Mad Max: Fury Road?
  • Cyborg Charlize Theron
  • Offscreen kill of Bullet Guy
  • Max essentially being played like Black Widow
  • WHO KILLED THE WORLD
  • Toast, who reminds me of a young Michelle Rodriguez
  • Nux was River Tam
  • CYBORG CHARLIZE THERON
  • There was no forced romance plot between Max and Furiosa
  • Riley Keough, who it turns out is Elvis’ granddaughter, looks weirdly like Drew Barrymore
  • Riley is also married to Ben Smith-Petersen, aka the Doof Warrior, aka Flame Guitar Man
  • Speaking of which: FLAME GUITAR MAN
  • Seriously, he didn’t even try to fight Max when he jumped on the machine, he just wanted his guitar back
  • RIP YOU FLAMEO HOTMAN
  • Chain trip [insert sad trombone music here]
  • CYBORG CHARLIZE THERON
  • Max barely talked, yet we still understood his backstory
  • Speaking of which: Max’s weirdly kissable lips
  • Motorcycle-riding sniper grannies!
  • Furiosa ripping that rapist’s fucking face off
  • The Dag
  • Oh, and did I mention that Charlize Theron played a cyborg?

Things I didn’t like:

  • We apparently missed the movie about the matriarchal farmer/assassin society?