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• Jason’s nickname for Bruce is “big guy.” Mostly he uses it to remind Bruce that he is in fact getting older, and is just a step away from getting rotund (“How do I look?” “You look fat” “Jason be serious” “Okay okay almost fat more on the tubby side”)

• The key phrase when Damian knows that Bruce means business? “Come along.” (Alfred always said this when HE meant business, so Bruce picked it up.)

• Tim’s recent saying has been “stick it to the man!” (Bruce is like “I’m the man” “All the more reason”)

• Tim doesn’t even reply to anything any more, it’s just a click, wink, and finger guns. (“Drake did you get that report?” “*finger guns*” “Hey Timmy what’s up?” “*finger guns*” “Master Timothy please fix your tie” “*finger guns*” “Tim if I do that will you please stop doing that” “*finger guns*” (Bruce just sighs deeply and does finger guns back)

• Dick and Barbara try to only have conversations of movie dialogue. “Babs…if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?” “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn!” “Oh~” (Dick collapses to the ground in a faux-faint, Bruce just grunts and is like “they’ll be finished in a minute” but the that’s really just a vague sense of hope because they’ve moved onto Cool Hand Luke)

• Dick is obsessed with cowboys?? Not even in a blatant way, he just knows a lot of facts about cowboys and can also do Matthew McConaughey’s “all right all right all right” verbatim.

• Cassandra can dance like Elvis Presley. Her response to anything she likes is a hip rotation and “uh huh!” One time a sweet old lady was like “Your brothers tell me you can dance like Elvis” and Cassandra just obliges and gives a full dance routine in the ballroom and the world goes nuts

• Cassandra also finishes everything with “You got it, dude.”

• Damian likes mayonnaise. He likes tuna and egg salad and just really likes mayonnaise.

• Colin calls Damian “Dames” and so everyone picked up on it.

• Bruce pretends he doesn’t know pop culture despite knowing and participating in almost everything just to see how clueless his kids think he is (“Turn on The Boss” “Who is that?” “You know, The Boss? Bruce Springsteen?” “Stop making stuff up” “no really” “you’re pulling my leg”)

• Bruce also uses outdated slang and phrases just to fool with his kids (“Bruce, check this out!” “Well if that just isn’t the cat’s pajamas” “I’m tired” “don’t be such a square” “this is so cool!” “You are certainly sitting high on the hog” “Bruce what”)

–eventually Damian picks up on this and this eleven year old is walking around saying “you want to cop a mouse, eh?” to criminals and Colin is like “pls my man my friend my desperately misunderstood fellow youth please stop” (it’s too late though because Colin just gives up and joins enthusiastically)

—the older kids encourage it because they think it’s funny. Dick especially likes to join and be like “close your sauce box, kids, this is the real deal”

• Tim only wears bow ties. Unironically, which makes it ironic. No one gets it but that doesn’t matter.

• If you’re going in Stephanie’s car, your hair will get messed up because ALL of the widows are rolled down. One time Jason tried to roll his up and she shoved him out the window (even he was surprised that he fit through)

• Selina is a frequent visitor not even in the romantic sense. Everyone knows that if Bruce is blustering and Dick is pissed at him so won’t come and cheer him up, just call Selina. No one is even surprised when she pops out of a closet any more (“Miss Selina, may I ask the pleasure of your presence?” “I’m searching for that kayak from ‘99?” “Right this way”)

–Selina also is in charge of family vacations and one would think that that privilege would be taken away since she booked kayaking down Angel Falls but turns out they really enjoyed it

• Sunday dinners are non-negotiable

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Ok I’ve decided to combine these cuz they are kinda similar and I AM HAVING IDEAS


- OKOKOKOKOKOKOK SO ALL DURING SCHOOL PONY WOULD BE LIKE SO CLINGY AND LIKE SLEEPY LOOKING
- he would lean against ur shoulder while walking to class and being a cute little bug tbh
- he would be so affectionate at times like this
- ‘You know babe, I really love you.’
- 'The sun doesn’t amount to how much you brighten up my world.’
- he gets really cheesy
- ok so he would invite u to his place and when u guys got there Soda and Darry were at work and he has never been happier to have the place to himself
- he literally drags you to the couch, plops down, and plops u down directly on top of him
- 'This is actually really uncomfortable.’
- 'Yup.’
- OKOKOKOKOKOKOK HE IS A NOSE KISSER AND BOOPER
- AND HE LOVES HAVING HIS NOSE BOOPED BY U BUT OBVIOUSLY HE WONT SAY THAT CUZ HE IS A TOUGH GREASER
- let’s pretend it’s a Friday night and he don’t got school tomorrow, y'all would be watching any and every movie out there
- even when the tigers came home y'all went to his room and watched movies while being a the cute love sick couple y'all are
- he would complain about the day to you and tell you what 'Jason’ did and how mush of a dick 'Jason’ was being
- he would lay his head on ur chest and with a squished lip and the pouty voice and he would rant to you and it would be so cute
- RUN UR HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR
- HE LOVES IT
- dance parties
- Elvis
- Paul Newman
- so many of the disgustingly cute couply cute kisses
- later in the night he would be so giggly and happy and would twirl ur hair and like put it on his face like a mustache
- Pony’s body is cuddly AF
- ok he is the type to fall asleep mid sentence
- if u mention anything about school or homework he would give you 'the look’
- he is a cute little cuddle bug fight me on this

Anonymous said:Dating Two-Bit would include?


A/N: I actually made this one before, but some people complained about it so I took it down and re-wrote it. So I hope that you enjoy it, anon!


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Dating Two-bit Matthews would include:


- Two-bit constantly teasing you and driving you insane.

- Two-bit constantly telling you jokes to make you smile and laugh, because, he thinks you’re incredibly beautiful when you do both of those things.

- You being terrible at telling jokes, so you stick to horrible and cheesy puns.

- “That was cheesier than the cheese on my pizza!” Two-bit would laugh.

- “Oh my gosh, Two-bit! You’re terrible.” you’d shake your head at him.

- “You love it really, baby.” he’d grin.

- Learning how to cock your eyebrow.

- Examining and taking his switch blade.

- “You be careful with that, alright? It’s sharp.” Two-bit would warn you.

- Two-bit being very protective of you.

- “Listen, buddy, pick up your own kind, and get the hell away from my girlfriend before I show you what this blade can do to you.” he’d threaten.

- Two-bit rarely getting jealous but when he does things get real serious.

- You getting jealous whenever girls flirt or try pulling moves on Two-bit.

- Two-bit constantly flirting with you and flattering you.

- Having the kindest, funniest boyfriend in existence.

- Not agreeing with the fact that your boyfriend drinks way too much.

- You and Two-bit prank calling people.

- Two-bit always offering you a chew.

- “You want one? You’ll grow lot’s of hair on your chest.” he’d tease.

- Two-bit opening up to you.

- “I only drink this crap to help me feel less afraid. It makes me forget most things for awhile.” he’d admit about why he drinks so heavily.

- Two-bit allowing you to open up to him, and vice versa.

- “Shoot! I don’t know much about these types of things, baby, but; life get’s tough and I know the chips may always seem to be down on our side, but, you’ve got to make the best of what you’ve got. So make the best of it, I guess. Either you like it or you lump it: And that’s law.” he’d say.

- When you cry or get upset, it breaks Two-bit’s heart so he always does his best to know what to say to make you happy again.

- Lot’s of banter.

- Cuddles.

- Learning how to do phenomenal voice impressions because Two-bit teaches you how to.

- Sex at the lake in the back of his Thunderbird.

- Getting mad at Two-bit for going too far with his jokes.

- You punching him for banter or hitting him on the chest when he says or does something way out of line.

- “It was a joke!” he’d utter, exclaim.

- “Yeah, whatever! You’re lucky that you’re you, or I would have hit you so hard your head would have spun right off!” you’d retort sharply.

- “You’re like honey! You wouldn’t hurt a fly!” he’d grin at you.

- Both of you being madly in love with each other.

- Two-bit taking you to the Drive-in’s every week or two.

- Being a happy couple; - a genuinely happy couple.

- Watching Mickey Mouse together.

- Pigging out on chocolate cake together.

- Baking chocolate cake together and have it turn out into a disaster so the two of you head to the Curtis house and steal their chocolate cake.

- Dancing to Elvis together.

- When you get jumped or hurt, Two-bit get’s real serious.

- “You drive this hood crazy, baby!

- Two-bit being sweet to you.

- Him stealing stuff and giving it to you.

- “This is stolen, isn’t it?” you’d inquire.

- “It’s only a candy bar! And besides, you had nothin’ to eat.

- Two-bit picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder.

- “Put me down, Matthews!

- “Nope!

- “Oh my god! I’m gonna barf!

- Two-bit never listening and you end up throwing up.

- Getting worried whenever he’s in a fight or participating in a rumble.

- “Baby, don’t sweat it! I can handle myself.” he’d reassure you.

- Being close to the gang/ the gang becoming incredibly protective over you.

- “I love you, (Y/N).

- “I love you too, Two-bit.

- You getting Two-bit.

-  Two-bit getting you.

- “You dig okay, baby.

- You and Two-bit getting overly lovey dovey in front of the gang to annoy them.

- “Get a room! You two make me sick.” Dallas would growl.

- “You can join in, Dally. She doesn’t bite, but I do.” Two-bit would waggle his eyebrows.

- “Get outta here!” Dallas would try not to laugh.

- Being the only person to call him by his real name, Keith. (And usually only when he does something stupid, wrong or terrible).

- “KEITH!

- “What’d I do now?

- Being the only one that Two-bit opens up to over serious topics.

- Both of you pranking each other and everyone else.

- Loving each other unconditionally.

- When driving with Two-bit, he makes you sit on his lap.

- Two-bit always showing you off to people because he thinks you’re the most beautiful girl ever.

- “Two-bit, stop! This is embarrassing.” you’d whine.

- “How so, baby? You’re beautiful, and I want every guy to know how lucky I am.” he’d beam at you.

- Two-bit teasing you over anything and everything.

- Helping him with his homework.

- “Boy howdy! You sure are smart, doll.

- Laying in bed together on a Sunday morning before watching Mickey.

- Getting along well with his kid sister.

- Reminding him to take certain things more seriously.

- Him reminding you to live a little and not take everything so seriously.

- Two-bit walking you home every night.

- Loving Two-bit’s laugh just as much as he loves yours.

- “I don’t know what I’d do without you, (Y/N).

- “Same, baby. You mean the world to me.”

- Two-bit loving you more than he loves Mickey.

- “You love me more than Mickey, right?

- “Hell yeah I do! What kind of question is that?

- Treating each other right.

- Being each others everything.

- “You know I’d do anything for you right, baby?” Two-bit would ask.

- “Yeah. And I’d do anything for you.” you’d reply.

- Both calling each other cheesy pet names.

- Being goofy together.

- You not liking Kathy, Marcia or any of Two-bit’s past many blondes.

- “You jealous, baby?” Two-bit would inquire.

- “No!

- Lot’s and lot’s of PDA.

- Being each others best friends as well as each others partners.

- Being partners in crime.

- Both having Minnie and Mickey shirts.

- Constantly stealing and borrowing his shirts.

- “Soon enough I’ll be walking out naked if you keep taking my clothes!

- “I’d like that sight.

- “I bet you would, doll. But you’ve got a jealousy issue and girls would be staring.

- “Don’t flatter yourself so much, Matthews.

- “That’s cold!” he’d laugh.

- “I was kiddin’!

- “I know baby, don’t sweat it.

- Making each others lives a heck of a lot better.


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@mudwerks I know you’re not that old, but I was tempted to ask what it was like going to parties like these and about them sweet dance moves.