anonymous asked:

Bending the rules a little but elves, men and dwarves for the meme :')

bending rules is fun so

Fuck: Elvessssss

Marry: Men, only bc the whole mortality thing could be a problem with elves (tho if i fucked on thay’d be married to me wouldn’t they…. oh well)

Get drunk with: Dwarves, they seem like a fun bunch