I was tagged in the bias selfie tag, so of course I had to do one with my TRUE bias nic. THE LOVE AND LIGHT OF MY LIFE. I hope you enjoy our crazy faces and us kissing in the last picture (we’re so in love it hurts) 💕💕💕💕💕💕 (billie back off)
Ahem, exCuSe yOu, I am obviously the best Cage bias, no doubt. Don’t even try, as if you could ever compete with my love for him! Get back in your lane bitch, I saw him first!
Her eyes were shaped liked almonds. Her eyes were also the color of almonds. Her eyes were, in fact, actual almonds, and every time she watched a really sad movie she would make sure to catch her almond milk tears in a bucket and bottle them up and sell them to thirsty vegans at the next farmer’s market. Whether or not this should technically be allowed was a subject of bitter debate among the vegan community, who hadn’t faced a crisis like this since the fateful day when it was discovered that garlic was actually sentient. Some of them claimed that it was it was really just the sadness aspect they objected to; and they took to visiting the almond-eyed girl with sheets of jokes clutched in their hands, only leaving with a fresh bottle of almond milk if they were able to make her laugh until she cried.
once you give it thought mccree’s ult is so damn creepy, like imagine beinga new recruit and getting paired with the strange southern ambiguously gay cowboy bear and he’s a great shot and all but then like. during a tight situation he suddenly stands straight up and whispers “its hiiigh noon..” in this booming voice thats everywhere at once and starts fucking glowing bright orange and kills like 10 people . his gun has only six shots.
and then hes back to normal acting like that didnt happen