• Me singing Defying Gravity:And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna briiiIINNNGG MEEEE DOOOOOOOO[I hope you're happyyyyy]OOOOOO[look at her she's wicked. GET HER!!]OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWN. BRIIIIIIING MEEEEE[no one mourns the wicked]EEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOO[so we've goooot tooooo briiiiiiiiing heeeeer]OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[doooooooooooooooowwwwnnn]AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

If anyone ever tells you that musicals are useless just remember that I was doing a physics test once and one of the questions had something to do with glowsticks or something and I completely blanked out but then the wise words of Galinda Upland came to me saying “she’s phosphorescent”, referring to Elphaba and her greenness and thus is the story of how I somewhat passed physics. 

Wicked Songs Summary:

No one mourns the Wicked:

Dear Old Shiz:

The Wizard and I:

What is this Feeling:

Something Bad:

Dancing Through Life/We Deserve Each Other:

Popular:

I’m Not that Girl:

One Short Day:

A Sentimental Man:

Defying Gravity:

Thank Goodness:

Wonderful:

I’m Not that Girl (Reprise):

As Long as You’re Mine:

No Good Deed:

March of the Witch Hunters:

For Good:

Finale:

What she says: I’m fine

What she’s thinking:  When they’re talking about Elphaba being born they say “I see a nose!” all excited, and then not two seconds later flip out about her being green. Like…. is her nose not green? How did you not see that coming? I don’t understand. Is it the lighting? Maybe they were lying about seeing a nose. But why would they lie? Why didn’t they show the mother? She’s asking what’s wrong with her baby when you scream but you said it’s a healthy perfect little girl and then suddenly you notice she’s green? How is that not the first thing you notice when you SAW HER NOSE. I just don’t

Reasons to never forget Kristin Chenoweth’s last performance of Wicked:

{ WATCH IT HERE: XXXX }

- the applause at the beginning holy shit
- Kristin’s popular monologue improv - KC messing around adorably with NLB and screwing up the original blocking during Dancing Through Life
- KC flashing NLB in Dancing Through Life
- chenzel
- original Nessa is the BOMB
- Kristin crying during defying gravity and one short day
- that for good was TEARS
- IDINA’S NO GOOD NEED IS MY SEXUALITY
- Instead of saying, “come with me to the emerald city” Idina said, “I’m going to miss you. Stay with me"
- cHeNzEl
- the audience was turnt AF and clapped and cheered at EVERYTHING and was AMAZING OH MY GOD
- Idina singing extra loud to cover up Kristin’s crying
- CHENZEL
- “there will never be another Kristin Chenoweth” - Idina Menzel
- Idina’s speech at the end of the bows :((
- IF YOU ARE NOT CHENZEL AF RIGHT NOW YOU WILL BE AFTER WATCHING THIS