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Audiovisual essay adaption of a popular essay on SVLLY(wood) Magazine vol.1 issue.1: The Feminine Mystique Redux [link below]
Unpacking the highs and lows of Blaxploitation horror through the prism of Barbara Creed’s seminal, ‘Monstrous-Feminine: Film, Feminism, Psychoanalysis’. Featuring readings on classics such as, ‘Ganja and Hess’, ‘Abby’, and 'Sugar Hill’.
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svllywood.com/new-blog/2016/10/27/black-femininity-as-the-monstrousness

Black Feminity As The Monstrousness by Rooney Elmi

Maybe I’ll write a canonverse fic where Team Free Will discovers Tumblr, and only Sam has enough self-control to curb the number of hours he spends on it. Meanwhile, Dean and Cas pretty much start blogging aggressively, and Dean gets angry because what the hell, why did he even bother with a desktop theme if it doesn’t show up on Mobile why, Cas. And Cas doesn’t care as much about his theme until he finds a cute, vintage-y bee wallpaper image on Google and promptly installs it as his header. What he does pay more attention to are his tags, and he spends 45 minutes hemming and hawing before deciding to go with #dean look (Sam snorts). Dean, on the other hand, finds it impossible to make up his mind, so he rotates between #chuckles, #huggy bear, and #for you i guess. And what ends up happening is Dean reblogging things that Cas would like and vice versa, and it gets to the point where they’re spending more time on each other’s blogs than their own. Like, sure, Dean still reblogs stuff from all the classic car and food blogs he follows, but so does Cas and his tags are far more eloquent. Cas follows mostly nature, aesthetic, and cute animal blogs, but no post makes him smile like the first kitten gif set Dean reblogged for him: #for you i guess #why do you like them so much #they may look tiny and cute ok #but don’t let that fool you man #it’s a scam.

They have tags for Sam too, #for sam and #haha, respectively. Cas actually fills his tag with healthy recipes, exercise tips, and inspirational quotes (because he’s nice). Dean’s is just every single moose post he finds.

There’s also that one time Dean accidentally reblogged Destiel meta from Marie’s Tumblr. He didn’t even notice until Cas reblogged it and PM’d him: “I am impressed by how much she knows.” But Dean wasn’t even mad until Sam reblogged it from Cas and put #casdean #what about sastiel in the tags.

And there’s that other time Crowley joined Tumblr for a bit. He was so mad that kingofhell was already taken. He had to settle for kingofhell2.

Update: There are blogs now. :)

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Happy Birthday! (June 30th, pt. 1)

  • Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon) 
  • Chibiusa Tsukino (Sailor Moon)
  • Chibi Chibi (Sailor Moon)
  • Dondochakka Birstanne (Bleach)
  • Elmy (One Piece)
  • Shuichiro Domoto (Psycho-Pass) 
  • Goki Zenjo (K Project)
  • Zalbaag Beoulve (Final Fantasy Tactics)
  • Leo (Fire Emblem Fates)
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On October 4, 1985, Lamberto Bava’s DEMONS was released in Italy.

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Here are all the illustrations for my 36k Dean/Cas fairy AU Our Garden Home, which is finally completed after 19 months!! Hands-down, it’s the most personal (and cutest) story I’ve ever written, with lots of hard topics all wrapped up in a childlike narrative. If you crave some flowers, cuddles, or “tiny disabled fairy vs. society” adventures in your life, this fic is what you need.

✿ the cuddling illustration by itself

✿ all my other fics

La palabra

…Todo lo que usted quiera, sí señor, pero son las palabras las que cantan, las que suben y bajan… Me prosterno ante ellas… Las amo, las adhiero, las persigo, las muerdo, las derrito… Amo tanto las palabras… Las inesperadas… Las que glotonamente se esperan, se acechan, hasta que de pronto caen… Vocablos amados… Brillan como piedras de colores, saltan como platinados peces, son espuma, hilo, metal, rocío… Persigo algunas palabras… Son tan hermosas que las quiero poner todas en mi poema… Las agarro al vuelo, cuando van zumbando, y las atrapo, las limpio, las pelo, me preparo frente al plato, las siento cristalinas, vibrantes, ebúrneas, vegetales, aceitosas, como frutas, como algas, como ágatas, como aceitunas… Y entonces las revuelvo, las agito, me las bebo, me las zampo, las trituro, las emperejilo, las liberto… Las dejo como estalactitas en mi poema, como pedacitos de madera bruñida, como carbón, como restos de naufragio, regalos de la ola… Todo está en la palabra… Una idea entera se cambia porque una palabra se trasladó de sitio, o porque otra se sentó como una reinita adentro de una frase que no la esperaba y que le obedecio… Tiene sombra, transparencia, peso, plumas, pelos, tiene de todo lo que se les fue agregando de tanto rodar por el río, de tanto trasmigrar de patria, de tanto ser raíces… Son antiquísimas y recientísimas… Viven en el féretro escondido y en la flor apenas comenzada… Qué buen idioma el mío, qué buena lengua heredamos de los conquistadores torvos… Éstos andaban a zancadas por las tremendas cordilleras, por las Américas encrespadas, buscando patatas, butifarras, frijolitos, tabaco negro, oro, maíz, huevos fritos, con aquel apetito voraz que nunca más se ha visto en el mundo… Todo se lo tragaban, con religiones, pirámides, tribus, idolatrías iguales a las que ellos traían en sus grandes bolsas… Por donde pasaban quedaban arrasada la tierra… Pero a los bárbaros se les caían de las botas, de las barbas, de los yelmos, de las herraduras, como piedrecitas, las palabras luminosas que se quedaron aquí resplandecientes… el idioma. Salimos perdiendo… Salimos ganando… Se llevaron el oro y nos dejaron el oro… Se lo llevaron todo y nos dejaron todo… Nos dejaron las palabras.

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La parola

…Tutto quel che vuole, sì signore, ma sono le parole quelle che cantano, che salgono e scendono… Mi inchino dinanzi a loro… Le amo, le aderisco, le inseguo, le mordo, le frantumo… Amo tanto le parole… Quelle inaspettate… Quelle che si aspettano golosamente, si spiano, finchè a un tratto cadono… Vocaboli amati… Brillano come pietre preziose, saltano come pesci d'argento, sono spuma, filo, metallo, rugiada… Inseguo alcune parole… Sono così belle che le voglio mettere tutte nella mia poesia… Le afferro al volo, quando se ne vanno ronzando, le catturo, le pulisco, le sguscio, mi preparo davanti il piatto, le sento cristalline, vibranti, eburnee, vegetali, oleose, come frutti, come alghe, come agate, come olive… E allora le rivolto, le agito, me le bevo, me le divoro, le mastico, le vesto a festa, le libero… Le lascio come stalattiti nella mia poesia, come pezzetti di legno brunito, come carbone, come relitti di naufragio, regali dell'onda… Tutto sta nella parola… Tutta un'idea cambia perché una parola è stata cambiata di posto, o perché un'altra si è seduta come una reginetta dentro una frase che non l'aspettava e che le obbedì… Hanno ombra, trasparenza, peso, piume, capelli, hanno tutto ciò che si andò loro aggiungendo da tanto rotolare per il fiume, da tanto trasmigrare di patria, da tanto essere radici… Sono antichissime e recentissime… Vivono nel feretro nascosto e nel fiore appena sbocciato… Che bella la mia lingua, che bella lingua abbiamo ereditato dai conquistatori torvi… Quelli che andavano a falcate sulle tremende cordigliere, sull'America crespata, cercando patate, salsiccie, fagiolini, tabacco nero, oro, mais, uova fritte, con quel appetito vorace che non si è visto mai più in questo mondo… Tutto lo ingoiavano, con religioni, piramidi, tribù, idolatrie uguali a quelle che loro portavano nelle loro grandi borse… Ovunque loro andassero la terra rimaneva bruciata… Ma dagli stivali di quei barbari cadevano, dalle barbe, dagli elmi, dai ferri dei suoi cavalli, come piccole pietre, le parole luminose che sono rimaste qui risplendenti… la lingua. Abbiamo perso… Abbiamo vinto… Si sono portati via l'oro e ci hanno lasciato l'oro… Si sono portati via tutto e ci hanno lasciato tutto… Ci hanno lasciato le parole.

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Pablo Neruda, Confieso que he vivido

Traduzione di rastafighter

One Piece Characters Birthdays

We’ll forget them anyway xD

January:

01. Portugas D. Ace - Daz Bones (Mr 1) - Islewan (New World Captain)
02. Peeply Lulu
03. Iceburg - Aisa
04. Crocus - Peterman
05. Strawberry
06. Tilestone - Oimo
07. Mozu
08. Emporio Ivankov
09. Pickles
10. Eustass Kid - Queen Otohime
11. Itomimizu (commentatore Davy Back Fight)
12. Doctor Hiluluk
13. Ikaros Muchi
14. Sweet Pea
15. A.O (New World Captain)
17. Capone “Gang” Bege
18. Splash - Splatter (salvatori di Sanji)
19. Spandine
26. Nero
27. Lola
31. Aladdin

February:

01. Brogy - Doma (New World Captain)
02. Nefetari Vivi - Killer
03. Fuza (Shura’s pet) - Barbabruna (Brownbeard) - Bizarre (New World Captain)
04. Nyon - Fukaboshi - Haruta
05. Vista - Blamenco
06. Nico Robin - Nico Olvia - Blondie (New World Captain)
08. Gonbe - Onigumo
09. Bartholomew Kuma - Genbou - Wadatsumi
10. Mikazuki
12. Little Oars Jr.
15. Charlotte Linlin (Big Mom) - Daisy
16. Bluejam
20. Kumadori
22. Hamburg - Jerry
23. Makino
24. Enishida
28. Woop Slap (Sindaco del villaggio di Fuusha)

March:

01. Minorhinoceros
02. Sanji - Reiju, Red, Blue and Green - San Juan Wolf
03. Galdino (Mr 3) - Hina
04. Mashira - Minotaurus
05. Sadi-chan - Minokoala
06. Jaguar D. Saul - Salome (Hancock’s pet)
07. Minozebra
08. Zambai
09. Franky (Cutty Flam) - Shanks - Dracule Mihawk
10. Sentoumaru - Satori - Nola (serpente gigante di Skypiea)
11. Palms (New World Captain) - Spandam
12. Stelly
13. Lafitte
14. Smoker - Alvida
16. Tom
19. Scratchmen Apoo - Atmos
20. Sabo - Shiki
21. Lieutenant Spacey
24. Thatch
25. Ohm
26. Tsuru
29. Catarina Devon - Saint Shalulia
30. Manboshi
31. Giudice Baskerville (Bas, Kerville and Princess)

April:

01. Usopp - Kashi
02. Jinbei - Zeff
03. Brook - Porchemi - Monda (Foxy Pirates’ pet)
04. Princess Shirahoshi - Foxy
05. Yamakaji (Vice Ammiraglio) - Ministro della destra (Minister of the Right)
06. Edward Newgate (Whitebeard) - Speed Jiru - Jean Bart
08. Doctor Clover - Megalo
09. Caesar Clown - Yorki - Margaret - Mohmoo
10. Forest Boss (Monkey in Gedatsu ministory)
13. Morgan
14. Hody Jones
15. Fossa
16. Stronger (Doc Q’s horse)
18. Hyouzou
20. Blueno
22. Capitan Kuro
23. Kalifa
28. Funkfreed (spada elefantesca)
29. Miss Goldenweek

May:

01. Kaido - Capote
02. Monkey D. Garp - Coribou
03. Arlong
04. Ishilly
05. Monkey D. Luffy - Demaro Black (Finto Luffy)
06. Eneru
08. Shakky
09. Sengoku & Kong
10. Heracles
13. Silvers Rayleigh - Coby
18. Gorilla (Marine Captain)
19. Andre (New World Captain) - John Giant
20. Conis
22. Decalvan Brothers
23. Chuu (Chew)
25. Big Pan
31. Lacueva

June:

01. St Charloss - Moda (Ragazza della mini avventura di Ace)
02. Chimney - Rob Lucci - Ronse (Vice Ammiraglio)
03. Mousse (Calgara’s daughter)
04. Epoida (New World Captain)
05. Jabra
06. Momonga - Karma (New World Captain)
07. Perona
08. Saldeath - Lacroix (Vice Admiral)
09. Rockstar - Surume
10. Portgas D. Rouge - Dalton
11. Shiryuu
12. Disco
20. Amadob (New World Captain)
22. Gyro
24. Ryuuboshi
28. St Roswald
29. Fukurou
30. Elmy (New World Captain)

July:

02. Ministro della Sinistra (Minister of the Left)
03. Nami - Re Nettuno (King Neptune)
04. Caribou
06. Lucky Roo - Namur
07. Laki
08. Paulie - Daruma
10. Kamakiri - Ramba (New World Captain)
15. Donquixote Rosinante
16. Helmeppo - Seto
17. Hammond
23. Richie
29. Kadar (G2 Marine)

August:

01. Urouge - Aphelandra
02. Yasopp
03. Inazuma - Marshall D. Teach (Blackbeard)
04. Amazon - Dirt Boss (Mole from Gedatsu mini-story)
05. Basco Shot (Vasco Shot) - Gaimon - Octopako
06. Sodom & Gomorrah
07. Kaku - Bellamy
08. Buggy - Hatchan
09. Vegapunk - Wapol
10. Hattori (Lucci’s pet) - Gedatsu
11. Duval
15. Bentham - Tsukimi
16. Akainu
18. Wiper
19. Motobaro
22. Vander Decken IX
25. Corgi (Agente del Governo)
27. Monet
28. Hannyabal
30. Curly Dadan
31. Cavendish

September:

01. Jewelry Bonney - Kiwi - Delakuaji
02. Boa Hancock
03. Boa Sandersonia - McGuy (New World Captain) - Brandnew (Marine Lieutenant Commander)
04. Wanze - Kumashi (Kumacy)
05. Sir Crocodile - Boa Marigold
06. Gekko Moriah - Squard - Macro
08. Cabaji - Rakuyo
09. Basil Hawkins - Madame Shyarly
10. T-bone & Berrygood
11. Montblanc Cricket
12. Curiel
13. Laboon
15. Spoil (Capo dell’Associazione delle Vittime del Furto d’Ombra di Thriller Bark)
18. Devil Dias (Tenryuubito slave)
19. Don Krieg
20. Shura
21. Aokiji - Pappug
24. Su (Conis’ pet)
30. Avalo Pizarro

October:

01. Comil - Mohji
02. Dorry - Tonjit
03. Yama
04. Calgara - Oars
05. Marco - Van Augur (The Supersonic) - Monkey D. Dragon - Kokoro
06. Tashigi - Trafalgar Law - Bartolomeo
08. Doberman - Pierre (Gan Fall’s pet)
09. Magellan - Dosun - Noland
10. Den
13. Izo
14. Haredas
16. Taroimo (Cyborg Dog)
18. Doc Q
20. Tyrannosaurus (Iceburg’s pet)
23. Donquixote Doflamingo
24. X Drake
25. Koala - Kuroobi
30. Domino - Magra
31. Shelly (Tonjit’s pet) - Whitey Bay

November:

01. Dalmatian (Vice Ammiraglio)
03. Keimi
04. Kashigami (Snake God of the Shandians)
05. Fisher Tiger
06. Ryuma
07. Holy
09. Albion - Benn Beckman - Jalmack
11. Roronoa Zoro - Zeo - Jozu
13. Kingdew
16. Porche
20. Bepo
23. Kizaru - Ankoro
24. Ran
26. Goro (Kohza’s uncle)

December:

05. Dr. Indigo
19. Dogra & Hogback
22. Gan Fall
24. Tony Tony Chopper
25. Jesus Burgess
30. Absalom
31. Gol D. Roger

Hello friends!! I posted a new fic!! This one is 8.4k of fluffy/cracky goodness, with agender+asexual Cas & out-and-proud bi Dean at a Pride parade. Also at a coffee shop. Also with an office romance. And a horse. Did I mention the horse? It’s purple.

» read Purple Horse in a Coffee Shop on AO3!!

I’m also on patreon if you want to support me making new things always!! (Making art and stories is literally my Full-Time Occupation, so infinite thank yous to the handful of people who are interested making this more viable long-term ♥)

Əbülfəz Elçibəyin 1988 Aprel ayında etdiyi açıq hava toplantısından bir bölüm:
“… Bizim böyüklyümüzü dünya bilir amma kimliyimizi daha biz anlaya bilmiş deyilik. Tariximizi saxtalaşdırdılar. Tariximizi olduğu kimi bilmirik. Millətimiz kimi vətənimizi da parçalayıb kiçiltdilər. Azərbaycan, Rus və Fars imperializmi tərəfindən ikiyə bölünərək kölə bir millətin yurduna çevrildik. Rusların işğalı altında qalan Şimali Azərbaycan Ruslar tərəfindən yenidən parçalanaraq Dərbənd Dağıstana, Borçalı Gürcüstana, Göyçə və Zəngəzur Ermənistana verildi. Tarixdən Şah İsmayılı tanıyarsınız, O torpaqlarımızı birləşdirərək bir milyon yarım kilometr kvadrat torpağa malik Böyük Azərbaycan dövlətini qurmuşdu. O, Böyük Azərbaycandan bu gün yalnız 86140 km kvadrat torpağımızdır qaldı.
Şərqdə ilk dəfə demokratik respublika quran M. Əmin Rəsulzadənin düşmən, cumhuriyyəti isə pis şəkildə öyrətdilər. 23 Ay yaşayan bu respublikanın ideologiyası Türklük, müasirliyi və İslamçılıq olmuşdur. Türklük deyildiyi zaman biz Böyük Türk Birliyini tanımalıyıq. Yaqutdan Balkanlara qədər olan torpaqların Türk Dünyasına mahsusluğunu yenidən dünyaya isbatlamalıyıq. Müasirlik deyildiyində də, qədim şərqin və müasir qərbin elmi, texniki və iqtisadi vs. müvəffəqiyyətlərinə yönəlməklə müasirləşməyin lazım olduğunu anlamalıyıq. İslamlaşma da ən başlıca amildir. Dini, imanı olmayanın həyatda heç bir zaman yeri bilinməz. Cənub Azərbaycandan fərqli olaraq sizi, 70 il dinsiz təlim-tərbiyə etdilər. Bu, Sovet imperializminin məqsədli siyasəti idi. Siz bilirsinizmi, mədəni inqilab adı ilə millətimizin düşünən beyinlərini 1920 və 1937 illəri arasında məhv etdilər. Ziyalısı məhv edilmiş bir milləti asanlıqla idarə etmək mümkündür. Hüseyn Cavid, Əhməd Cavad, B. Çobanzadə və başqaları sürgünə göndərilərək məhv edildilər. Qarşılığında isə Lenini, Stalini, Kirovun və başqalarını, millətə xarici insanları yaxşı insan olaraq öyrətdilər. ”
- Şevket Talha Apuhan / Milliyetçi Demokrat Əbülfəz Elçibəy kitabından

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What We Ache For ♥ 93k · NC-17 · almaasi

Working as a prostitute (that’s ‘sex worker’ to the decent folks), Castiel has heard more than his fair share of odd requests. When he’s paid to spend a night with Dean Winchester (handsome, dork of all dorks, has a nice car… secretly a cop), the last thing Castiel expects to hear are the words “I wanna make love.” That’s the one thing he’s never done before – so Dean is going to show him how to do it. But then, barely a month after that night is over, Castiel finds himself in a difficult situation, and Dean is mistakenly summoned to help. They begin to share again: Dean’s apartment, the spare bed, their deepest secrets. Over time, with the support of Dean’s brother Sam, a mystery dog, and lots of cuddles, kisses, comfort, and tea, maybe Cas can finally be loved the way he deserves.

» read on AO3 ♥

also!! check me out on patreon! finally! » patreon.com/almaasi

a wild Porn With Plot fic appears

Night Exhibitionalmaasi

27k · NC-17

Summary: Welcome to the world’s most generic museum. In the café, you’ll find Dean, putting dinosaur cut-outs on his award-winning apple pies. In the gift shop, you’ll find his snarky yet devastatingly handsome friend Castiel, folding t-shirts for a living. But Castiel has a second job as a night watchman, patrolling the marble halls and protecting the museum exhibits after dark. One night, Dean asks to tag along. He could never resist a crisp blue uniform, and he’ll take any opportunity to have his friend show it off. It might take all night, one dance, and a playful sex act (or five) in a few unusual places around the museum before either of them realise… maybe Dean’s interest was never about the uniform. And maybe their friendship was already something else.

featuring Dean’s uniform kink, agender + demisexual + autism-spectrum Cas, the hOLY SHIT W H A T kind of rimming, and a ton of really frickin cute fluff

a quote from my beta: "Um. So. That was one of the hottest scenes I have ever read in literally almost 16 years of fic. So. Congrats.“

» read on AO3

anonymous asked:

Omg you guys! I'm so inspired by Georgia. She wants us to not be ashamed of our true selves. Which is why she got lip fillers and botox and hired a professional photographer to capture the best photos and put filters on them. Because it's all about loving your true self. Bitch needs to shut up.

she shared the first breastfeeding professional pic because she was in the middle of a photoshoot for elmis. makes me wonder why this one happened. btw what happened to that photoshoot for elmis? must be on the back burner like the book club and the kid approved school lunches.