elliott orson


Elliott’s First Day at Uni…

“1:00, went to my dorm and met up with Zoie, my new roommate. She likes horror movie spoofs, hot fudge sundaes, cat videos, and punk rock… I have a feeling that we’re gonna get along well. Also, found out she has a duck lamp that she calls Mr. Quackers, and she hisses at me if I try to touch it. She may or may not be partially insane.”

“8:30, my boyfriend Leonidas finally got here. He’s going to the same college as I am, thank God… Hopefully no weirdo college chicks try and steal him from me, otherwise I may have to resort to shoving a textbook down someone’s throat. And I really don’t want to do that. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.”