• Friend: *can't find me in a crowd*
  • Friend: "Hold on I got this *cups hands* In the criminal justice system..."
  • Me: *bursts through the crowd* "Sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. DUN DUN!"
  • Friend: "There she is."

Law and Order: SVU
Olivia Benson: U have to testify
Fin Tutuola: I came from narcotics
Amanda Rollins: Back in Atlanta…
Elliot Stabler: I hate pedophiles
John Munch: The government has been keeping tabs
Captain Cragen: Liv, Elliot, my office. Now.
Melinda Warner: blunt force trauma to the head
Rafael Barba: Not enough evidence
Nick Amaro: Hola
Victim: Im not testifying


“When a woman screams, it doesn’t mean that she’s having a meltdown or she’s going through menopause.  It means she’s fucking pissed off.”  (Mary McDonnell - Galacticon 3, 2013)

*First Day of the New Semester*

me:I’m gonna be a good student and actually get shit done!

me: *sleeps through my classes*

me: *watches an entire season of Law and Order: SVU instead of doing homework*