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Nicole Kidman will be appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today (February 9, 2017, 3 pm).

Here is a clip (x) of her chatting with Ellen along with a funny exchange of them discussing Alex:

Ellen: “…and Alexander Skarsgård is your husband?”

Nicole: “Yes.”

Ellen:  "And he’s fantastic.“

Nicole: "Yes. Why are you looking like that?” (laughing)

Ellen: “Why are you looking that way? I’m saying that he’s fantastic. What’s wrong with you?” (audience laughter)

Nicole: “Cause everyone always asks me about him.”

Ellen: “Oh, well I’m not asking like that. (audience laughter) I’m just saying that he’s great.”

Nicole: “Yes, he’s very good in it. As it unfolds you see it’s a really complicated…” (Photo of Alex as Tarzan appears in background which Nicole and Ellen also see, audience screams and applauds) He does not look like that anymore.“ (audience laughter)

Ellen: "He does not look like that anymore. He still looks good but he does not look like that.”

Nicole: “Definitely not like that.”

~Be sure to catch Big Little Lies on Sunday, February 19, 2017 at  9pm ET/PT, on HBO! ~

Sources:  Video:  TheEllenShow YouTube (x), Our cap/transcription.

Justin Bieber: Friends on Ellen 2

Words count: 1712

Warning: None

Part 2 to this. Advice reading it first.

Summery: Being Justin Best Friend and going on Ellen, and having LOTS of fun.

“We’re back with (y/l/n) and Justin Bieber.” Ellen said and you the camera zoomed out and you were all setting on the floor. “Now you may be wandering why we’re sitting on the floor.” Ellen let out a laugh. “Well we were talking, and (y/n) said that she loves to sit on the floor while playing.”

“Yes! It’s so much fun.” You shrugged and smiled.

“Yeah that’s a must in her house.” Justin said sadly as if he hates it.

“AND Justin loves it.” You gave Justin a glare.

“Okay, well we’re playing two games, we’re first who’s most likely to.” Ellen said. “Each of you has a paddle with each of your names on it and I’m going to ask you question and you’re going to show the name of who you think is most likely to do it.”

“Let’s get started.” You said.

“She’s really competitive by the way.” Justin said, and you nodded.


“Well that makes, everything better.” Ellen said and she got the first card out. “Okay first one: Who’s most likely to have children first?”

“Wait accidently or planed?” You asked and Ellen looked at you and so did Justin. “What?” Ellen laughed and so did Justin.

“Planed.” Ellen said and you moved the paddle to show your name, and Justin did the same. “Okay (y/n), next question: Most likely to have sex more often?” You burst out laughing, and Justin shook his head, you both moved the name to Justin’s. “I like that you two seem to agree.”

“Yeah, they’re straight obvious questions.” Justin said.

“Next one: Who’s most likely to get cheated on?” Your eyes widened, and you turned to Justin, you both moved the name to your owns name. “Wow, why’d you both think that?”

“Well, I wouldn’t want him to get cheated on so I’d prefer myself to get cheated on, rather than him.” You said and Justin awed and hugged you to his side.

“I basically couldn’t see her in that pain and going through that.” Justin said and everyone awed.

“To a lighter one: Who’s most likely to become very fat within the next five years?” Ellen asked and you moved the paddle to Justin’s name and he’s to yours.

“I AM a model so I watch what I’m eating and I work out four times a week.” You defended yourself.

“I go on tour and I dance, so I have to keep fit to be able to do that.” Justin said, and frown.

“We’ll be able to see in five years.” Ellen said and you nodded. “Who’s most likely to cry in public?”

You kept the paddle on Justin’s name and he changed it to his name.

“I already cried in public a few times, and she never did.” Justin said.

“Yes, I think everyone remembers that.” Ellen said and they showed a funny picture of Justin on the big screen when he was crying, it wasn’t funny but the angle it was taken was funny, and you burst out laughing. Ellen laughed at your loud laugh. “Who’s most likely to forget birthdays?”

You didn’t move the paddle from your thigh. Justin moved it to your name and you looked at him shocked.

“JUSTIN!” You yelled.

“What?” Justin said innocently and everyone laughed.

“I don’t think any of us ever forgotten any birthday.” You said and Justin made a thinking face and nodded.

“Yeah, that’s true.” Justin said, you leaned to Ellen.

“He’s a traitor, I think you’re going to be my best friend.” You told Ellen.

“I wouldn’t mind that.” Ellen said and you gave her a hug and moved closer to her.

“NOOO, don’t take my best friend from me.” Justin whined and pulled you away from Ellen.

“ELLEN! HELP ME.” You yelled.

“No, I’m too lazy.” Ellen said, and waved you off. You gasped, and pouted.

“Then Andy’s going to be my best friend.” You told Ellen and Justin, and looked to Andy Ellen’s producer.

“What?” Ellen asked faking shocked.

“Yes, me and Andy bonded.” You shrugged.

“We did.” Andy said laughing.

“Well that’s an interesting turn of events.” Justin said and hugged you. “But you’re not going anywhere, you’re MINE.” You let out scream.

“Well that’s all for this game.” Ellen stood up and moved you to another part of the stage. “Each of you well be blindfolded and we got other males and females that will come and you’ll try to find each other.”

“Oooh interesting.” You said and rubbed your hands together.

“I’m winning this.” Justin said confidently.

“Okay Justin you’re first, put the blindfolds on.” Justin does as Ellen tells him, and then some girls come out, dressed similar to you with same hairstyle and all. “Okay, now (y/n) you go and stand with the girls, anywhere you’d like.”

You silently went and stood in the middle. A grin on your face and you tried to compose yourself.

“Now Justin you can do as you like, just remember when you’re touching them, that any of them could be your best friend.” Ellen said and Justin smirked and raised his hand in front of him to try and find the first girl, and with the help of Ellen he found her.

“Can I tickle them?” Justin asked Ellen, and you shook your head no.

“No you can’t.” Ellen said and tried not to laugh at Justin’s childish act. Justin touched the first girl’s hair and then her face, he even smile her.

“That’s not her.” Justin said after he smelled her which made you make a face.

“How are you so sure?” Ellen asked the question that was in your mind and everybody else’s.

“She doesn’t have (y/n)’s perfume.” You honestly were impressed. Justin then moved to the girl on your left, and touched her hair face and traced her outfit lightly, and even smelled her. “Um, I’m not sure about this one.”

“Okay, then next one then.” Ellen helped Justin in front of you. You closed your eyes as he touched your face, hair and smelled you.

“This one could be her, but I’m not sure.”

“Well you still have two to go.” Ellen said, and Justin did what he did to you and the other girls to the remaining two. “Okay, who do you think is (y/n)?”

“Well the first one wasn’t (y/n)” Justin said and the audience clapped.

“You got that right.” Ellen said and you smiled.

“The fourth and fifth weren’t her either.” Again the audience clapped. “That leaves us with the second and the third.”

You and the girl stood next to each other. “Do you want to chick again?” Ellen asked Justin and he agreed, after another inspection.

“Okay, I know which one is (y/n).”Justin said and you grinned. He took a hold of you and said. “This is (y/n).”

“You’re right.” You said and kissed his cheek, as he hugged you, you removed his blindfold. The audience was going crazy.

“Wow that was impressive.” Ellen said and turned to you. “That’s a tough one to beat.”

“We’ll just have to see.” You said and put your blindfold on.

“Okay the boys are coming out.” Ellen told you as she took a hold of you and guided you to the five men in front of you.

You lightly touched their hair and then face, and down to their shoulders and then you knew it wasn’t Justin.

“This is not Justin for sure.” You said. “This is someone with wider shoulders and has more muscles on his shoulder than I have in all of my body.”

Ellen laughed and guided you to the next one, this one was as easy as the last one. “This one is a bit taller and the hair is a little bit different.”  

“Doing well so far.” Ellen told you and you moved to the nest one. You weren’t sure if it was Justin or not.

“I’m not sure about this one.” You said and moved to the last two, who were as the last one. “This is harder than I thought.”

“You have to choose, but remember that this will change you destiny if you chose wrong.” Ellen said and you grimaced

“No pressure at all.” You said and laughed. “Well the first two aren’t Justin.” And the audience clapped. “The third wasn’t him either.” Again clapping, you were relieved. “I don’t know.” You screamed and tried to think which one was Justin. “Okay, sorry if this is wrong but is the fourth one Justin?” you were booed and you took the blindfolds off. “Oh god.”

You were laughing as Justin and the other man stood beside each other. They looked similar and you knew that the other boy got attention from resembling Justin.

“It looks like Justin is going to be looking for a new friend.” Ellen said and Justin pouted and crossed his hands in front of him quite childishly.

“I just have one thing to say.” You said and turned to Justin. “I know you that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice, and by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times, so let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, myself tonight. ‘Cause I just need one more shot second chances, yeah. Is it too late to say sorry?”

Everyone laughed and clapped for you Justin was grinning, and you laughed.

“Wow that was amazing.” Ellen said.

“I got a singing couch.” You told Ellen and smiled at Justin. Suddenly you were hit with a body, you let out a small scream. But once you noticed it was Justin hugging you, you hugged him back and put your chin on his shoulder.

“I love you so much (y/n)” Justin said lowly for you to hear hi, but his mic picked his words up it was law that not everyone understood what Justin said.

“I love you too Biebs.”

“More about (y/n) and Justin charity after the break.” Ellen said and it was the time for a break. Ellen turned to both of you. “Honestly you two, I’ve never saw friends like you in all of my time in this industry.”

“I guess, we’re really blessed.” You told Ellen and leaned into Justin.

“Well let’s talk ab…………


Zac was going to be on Ellen and he had invited me to come along. It was uncommon that he invited me. We’d been seeing each other for a few months not, but had kept it pretty secret. It was fun. Sneaking away at event and premieres to steel a kiss. 
I had been a fan of the show for a while and he knew this. Before he went on Ellen came to check on him in his dressing room and Zac decided to introduce us. I stuttered a little when Ellen reached out her hand, but she was super nice.

Later, I sat in the audience to watch the show. It was going really well. Zac was making some cute joke and Ellen was laughing. Then Ellen mention my name. “I met your girlfriend, (Y/N), backstage. She’s really cute. How long have you been dating?”

Zac tried to avoid the question. I smirked, knowing it was all for the camera. Ellen gave him a sly smile, “so, you’re dating.” Zac laughed and looked at me in the audience. Maybe we weren’t as sneaky as we thought.

Imagine being a very famous book author and your boyfriend, Jared Leto is super proud of you and talks about you to Ellen!

Ellen- Jared it’s lovely to see you again

Jared- Always a pleasure, Ellen. *to audience* isn’t she just the best host?

Crowd cheers!

Ellen- Aw stop it *laughs with Jared*


Ellen- Well done on your new film ‘Suicide Squad’; it is amazing. I loved it. *to audience* you guys need to watch it!

Jared- Thanks, yeah it was great fun and Y/N was by my side the whole time making it such a breeze

Ellen- Aw wonderful. Y/N was on the show a couple of weeks ago. She is so talented and such a kind person. Her new book, ‘Sons at Midnight’ is so extraordinary…

Jared- You don’t need to tell me, i’ve read it at least 14 times and it’s only been out a month. I could not be any prouder of her! She is my inspiration.

Ellen- Thats lovely. You two have got to be in my 5 top favourite couples. 

Jared- *gif* Haha, you and Portia are also in our top 5. 

Y/N- Hey guys!

Ellen- It’s Y/N L/N everybody *she shouts as she stands up to applaud you* 

*you go and hug Ellen before kissing Jared, then sitting on his knee*

Ellen- Well, Y/N do you have a surprise for Jared?

Y/N- I do indeed, Ellen

*You stand up in front of Jared before kneeling in front of him*

Jared- Y/N! Shit! *He covers his mouth as he smiles goofily*

*He crouches down to join you, you both have tears cascading happily from your eyes*

Y/N- Will you please marry me, to make me the happiest being on this planet? & I also like the idea of my name being Y/N Leto!

Jared- Of course! *he kisses you passionately lifting you up with him off of your knees*

Ellen- *clapping with the audience* Congratulations to you both; you both deserve eternal happiness! Everyone, Jared Leto and Y/N L/N!



Imagine telling on Ellen DeGeneres show how it’s like to live with Chris Evans

(This time gif credits go to me!!) ^.^

“So we have this information… that someone told us… and we wanted you to confirm it to us,” smiled Ellen looking at you, making you wonder what kind of information would it be.

“Shot!” you answered rubbing your hands against your thighs. You were not a fool, you had seen Ellen’s show enough to know how much she loved messing with her guests, so you were having fun but still a little tense, waiting for her to say something.

“Did you move with your boyfriend Chris Evans?” she asked raising her eyebrows, knowing the answer even before you said a word.

The audience started to whistle and clap, and they made you blush. You relaxed a little bit and let out a smile, “Yes, we are giving a shot to all this couple life… we wanna see where it goes…”

People cheered again and laughed when Ellen said, “And how is it going? Does he do the laundry? Come on! We want all the dirty details,” she laughed looking to the crowd encouraging them to keep making some noise.

“There’s no dirty details yet… it has been a month… we’re still getting used to each other,”

Ellen smiled and poke your knee, like she knew something you didn’t wanna tell, “I’m sure there’s something you’re hiding…”

“I’m not, I promise” you laughed, “well, he just…” everyone suddenly stopped and shut up wanting to hear what you were going to say, “He has this awful hobby of going around scaring me,”

“Scaring you?” grinned Ellen.

You turn around to see if there was someone standing behind you, remembering how much she enjoyed scaring people too, which made everybody burst into laughter.

Ellen was laughing hard and you shrugged your shoulders, “I’m sorry, I know what you do and he is always doing the same so…”

“How is that?” she asked wiping away one small tear after laughing so much.

“He is a jerk, he just hides everywhere and when he hears that I’m comimg closer he just jumps out and shouts”

“Y/N!!!” your boyfriend voice shouted in your ear.

You screamed and jumped in your sit, covering your mouth. Of course, they had managed to mess up with you.

When you stood up and turned to Chris he was holding his chest laughing, as he used to do, and you couldn’t stay mad at him.

“You’re a dork,” you smiled hugging him and leaving a small kiss on his lips.

The audience and Ellen were still laughing when you both sat up, Chris still making fun of you and how easy it was to scare you while the organizers replayed the moment over and over again.

Once you all had calmed down, Ellen asked Chris a couple of questions about his new movie and how it was to share an apartment with you but, since it wasn’t easy to get information from you, she came up with a game.

“It’s very easy, I’ll read some statements that we think that could be true, and if they are, you have to raise the side with “True” word written on it, and if not, you raise “Wrong”.

You and Chris shared a short gaze and nodded so Ellen started with her questions. Every statement she read were information you didn’t mind to share with people, until the last one was read.

“And the last one… Y/N, is this the face Chris makes  when you’re… having fun?” she asked smiling and pointing to the big screen in the back of the stage.

When the picture showed up there was a mix of whistles, claps and screams. You couldn’t help a laugh and your boyfriend, who just slid on the couch, either. He put it back together the best he could and raised the “True” side making you blush and everybody cheered again.

“What?” you whispered, “How do you know that?”

“That’s a long story and we don’t have time…” he giggled before standing up and leaving the stage while Ellen thanked both of you for being there.

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Happy Birthday, Simon! by ellen jo roberts
Born 11/23/13