Daddy tells really dumb jokes. They’re stupid. He thinks he’s funny, but he isn’t.
I said I was hungry, and he said “hi hungry, I’m Daddy!”
I just wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich…
I can make you one.
Poof. You are now a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
…See what I mean?
Hm. I used to tell Ludger that one when we were younger. He always groaned at me, but I guess something sank in.
My family is weird.