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Manuel Valls Playlist

Cette playlist est composée de chansons anglophones, le thème étant: 

Manuel Valls x …

enjoy, c’est sous le cut (et c’est 95% déprimant, je vous préviens, au cas où).

Safe Inside - James Arthur

Manuel Valls x Giovanna Valls

Will you call me to tell me you’re alright? / ‘Cause I worry about you the whole night / Don’t repeat my mistakes, I won’t sleep 'til you’re safe inside.
If you’re home I just hope that you’re sober / Is it time to let go now you’re older? / Don’t leave me this way, I won’t sleep 'til you’re safe inside.

If You Could See Me Now - The Script

Manuel Valls x Xavier Valls

Now there are days when I’m losing my faith / Because the man wasn’t good he was great (…) I still look for your face in the crowd / Oh if you could see me now.

Cups - Anna Kendrick

Manuel Valls x Matignon 

You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone / You’re gonna miss me by my walk / You’re gonna miss me by my talk / Oh /  You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone.


(bb!)Manuel Valls x Giovanna Valls, Xavier Valls, Luisa Valls

I’ve got my ticket for the long way ‘round / The one with the prettiest of views / It’s got mountains, it’s got rivers, it’s got sights to give you shivers / But it sure would be prettier with you.

I’m Coming Home - Diddy

Manuel Valls x La Catalogne et/ou Manuel Valls x Évry

Tell the world I’m coming home / Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday / I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes (…) What if the twins ask why I ain’t marry their mom / How do I respond? / What if my son stares with a face like my own / And says he wants to be like me when he’s grown.

Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri

Manuel Valls x François Hollande

I hear you’re asking all around / If I am anywhere to be found / But I have grown too strong / To ever fall back in your arms / And I’ve learned to live half alive / And now you want me one more time.

Human - Christina Perri

Manuel Valls x La France

I can turn it on / Be a good machine / I can hold the weight of worlds / If that’s what you need / Be your everything / I can do it / I can do it / I’ll get through it / But I’m only human / And I bleed when I fall down.

The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles

Manuel Valls x La Campagne de 2017

Christ you know it ain’t easy / You know how hard it can be / The way things are going / They’re going to crucify me.

Viva la Vida - Coldplay

People couldn’t believe what I’d become / Revolutionaries wait / For my head on a silver plate / Just a puppet on a lonely string / Oh who would ever want to be king?

A Rush of Blood to the Head - Coldplay

Manuel Valls x Les Vallsistes

Because I’m gonna buy this place and see it burn / And do back the things it did to you in return.

Secrets - OneRepublic

Manuel Valls x Les Médias

Tell me what you want to hear / Something that will light those ears / Sick of all the insincere / I’m gonna give all my secrets away / This time, don’t need another perfect lie / Don’t care if critics ever jump in line / I’m gonna give all my secrets away.

7 years - Lukas Graham

bb!Manuel Valls x adult!Manuel Valls

It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger / Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker (…) Most of my boys are with me / Some are still out seeking glory / And some I had to leave behind / My sister, I’m still sorry.

Superheroes - The Script

Manuel Valls x 2022

All his life he’s been told / He’ll be nothing when he’s old / All the kicks and all the blows / He won’t ever let it show / 'Cause he’s stronger than you know / A heart of steel starts to grow / When you’ve been fighting for it all your life / You’ve been working every day and night / That’s how a superhero learns to fly

Cet aprèm j'ai préparé le café de sorte qu'il ne me restait plus qu'à appuyer sur le bouton “allumage automatique” pour que demain quand je me réveille mon café m'attende bien gentiment: j'avais mis la quantité d'eau, de café et de cannelle… Tout était prêt.

J'avais juste pas prévu que ma maman s'en mêle et, trouvant qu'il y a trop de café et pas assez d'eau… Enlève du café… Mais je ne sais pas quelle quantité de café, donc j'ai du en remettre, mais si ça se trouve elle en avait enlevé plus que ce que j'ai remis…

Quand, j’étais la seule de ma classe à passer les deux épreuves de rattrapages d’aujourd’hui.

Quand en l’espace de 3 minutes au téléphone, mon père arrive à m’interroger sur :

  • Ma vie sociale
  • Ma recherche d’un job/service civique
  • Ma reprise d’études
  • Le permis

Yo les petites baguettes !

Que diriez-vous d’un petit coin d’où admirer les petites bouilles des petites baguettes ? Que diriez-vous d’un tag entièrement consacré aux selfies de nos frenchies (et affiliés) ? #uptheselfie est là pour ça !

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Taguez vos selfies, suivez le tag, likez, rebloguez, bref, donnons-nous de l’amûûûûr !

Papillons et sucre d’orge,

Originally posted by realitealafrancaise

Quand, avec le frère, on s’est achetés 14 livres d’un coup.