elizabeth washington

  • Washington: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
  • Jefferson: Have everyone stand.
  • Madison: Bring three more chairs.
  • Burr: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
  • Hamilton: Kill three.
Hamilton Characters as Different Social Media Platforms
  • Alexander: Tumblr. Shitposts regularly, goes on long rants about social justice issues, daddy kink, kinda rly Gay™,hates donald trump.
  • Laurens: Deviant Art. Really likes to do the Art Thing™,is really gay, quiet when u dont know him but sO FRICKIN LOUD OTHERWISE WOO!!
  • Lafayette: Vine. naive af,does not understand most jokes but tells them again anyways,talks way too fast.
  • Hercules: Twitter: Rants a lot, lowkey a fuckboy,does not have an indoor voice as he is ALWAYS HYPED!!!!
  • Madison: Snapchat. Stays at party for like 10 mins then leaves for some reason and does not come back, kinda basic but everyone still loves him,99% pure
  • Jefferson: 4chan. Is the first to know about new memes, kinda problematic,angered easily,ironically says "make america great again"
  • Washington: Facebook. Pronounces "memes" as "mey-meys",you either rly like him or rly hate him,finds out about trends months late, dad friend.
  • Burr: Google plus. Everyone knows him ut most dont rly like him , 100% salt, steals memes from Jefferson.
  • King George: Myspace. 'hahaha remember me?",really wants people to talk to him again,lonely, still thinks its 2006
  • Eliza: Pinterest. The Mom Friend™™ ,really likes DIY projects, & does everything better than you.
  • Peggy: Ifunny. Commonly overlooked,does everything """ironically""",likes memes.
  • Angelica: Instagram. #nofilter,rly passive agressive,takes pictures of her food, has an iphone.
  • Maria: Youtube. Everyone knows her name,has a bit of a bad rep but is cool af, likes cute animals.

Government spying on me: how many times can one person listen to Hamilton oh my god

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

Laurens: C’mon Lafayette, I didn’t drink that much last night

Lafayette: You were flirting with Hamilton

Laurens: So what, he’s my boyfriend

Lafayette: You asked if he was single…

Lafayette: And cried when he said he wasn’t

(insp.)

hamilton headcannons - bookstore edition!
  • aaron
    - walks in knowing exactly what he wants
    - only buys one book. john always tries to get him to buy more but aaron insists he already has too many (which isn’t true; he doesn’t have many books because he likes to reread the same ones over and over)
    - he also likes to note lines/sections that he really likes with multi-colored post it notes. the more post its a book has, the more often he rereads it
  • john
    - will go directly to the graphic novel/comic book section
    - ends up on the floor surrounded by comics
    - spends the entire time reading them and ends up buying every one
    - if he has the funds he usually will buy a book or two regarding social issues ( he doesn’t stock up though because he’ll sneak one from angelica’s collection here and there)
  • lafayette
    - usually interested in the biography section
    - grabs a handful that seem interesting to him (sometimes he’ll find several biographies on the same person)
    - often shares fun facts abt the people he reads about at random times (“did you know frida kahlo could drink any man under the table?”)
    - finds a corner to read the first few chapters of each one
    - only ends up buying one but writes down the names of the rest so he can come back and buy them
    - if he’s done before everyone else he’ll get a coffee at the café with peggy
  • hercules
    - wanders around the store for a little while
    - makes his way to the kids section
    - ends up sitting on a colorful carpet and reads children’s books to the kids (he spends the entire time back there)
    - his favorites are the quiet noisy book and any Dr. Seuss book
    - he always uses different voices for each character in the book (he gets really into it - the kids love listening to him read and some parents even join in to listen too)
  • alexander
    - spends so much time in the store
    - gets a few books from every genre
    - ends up spending way too much money in one trip
    - his bookshelves are already overflowing yet he promises that he’ll read every book (he won’t)
    - he prefers nonfiction but will sometimes find an amazing fiction book that he rereads over and over
    - angelica scolds him, telling him he’s “wasting his money” (alex ignores her but deep down knows she’s right) (she always is)
  • george
    - is basically in the same boat as aaron
    - knows what he wants, buys it, and is done
    - sits beside aaron and reads while everyone else is busy
    - disapproves of aaron’s pick, calling it “boring” (little does he know aaron secretly bought a romance novel to read at home but he doesn’t want anyone to know about it. the notebook is a weakness of his)
  • eliza
    - looks at the poetry section for a while
    - she prefers really old poetry and spends afternoons deciphering their meaning
    - rarely ends up buying much
    - she already has plenty at home and even has a list of what book to read next (also ang lets eliza borrow from her stock whenever she likes)
    - after she finds what she wants she’ll go to the kids section and listen to herc read with the kids
    - she picks out more kids’ books and stacks them up beside herc
  • angelica
    - actually doesn’t need to buy any books
    - usually brings extra money in the case that her sisters don’t have enough
    - brings the book she’s in the middle of with her
    - spends some time looking around and writes down the names of ones she’s interested in so she can borrow them from the library later on
    - owns every single classic novel (little women, pride and prejudice, etc.)
    - has lots of books about social issues/feminism
    - goes b/c she enjoys the atmosphere of bookstores
    - also b/c she loves the sound of new book spines cracking
  • peggy
    - goes to the café first
    - gets a really fancy drink
    - looks for books with fun covers and reads the summaries in the front covers of each
    - ends up only choosing one because she spent too much money on her overpriced frappucino
    - while in line she’ll probably pick up some colorful pens
    - goes back to the café to read her book or draw designs on laf’s arms with her new pens
a short list of all the people who loved alexander hamilton

•elizabeth schuyler
•angelica schuyler
•john laurens
•every teenage girl in 2015-2016

  • Washington: *pats John and Alexander on the back*
  • Washington: Good job, gays!
  • John: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-
  • Washington: Did I fucking stutter

Mario Reynolds (it’s my favorite)

@goat-senpai I did it

  • (Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker)
  • Washington: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Eliza: … I did. I broke it.
  • Washington: No. No, you didn't. John?
  • John: Don't look at me; look at Burr.
  • Burr: What?! I didn't break it!
  • John: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Burr: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • John: Suspicious.
  • Burr: No, it's not!
  • Alex: If it matters, probably not, but Maria was the last one to use it.
  • Maria: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Alex: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Maria: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Alexander!
  • Eliza: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, sir.
  • Washington: No! Who broke it?!
  • Burr: Sir… Angelica’s been awfully quiet.
  • Angelica: REALLY?!
  • (Everyone starts arguing)
  • (A little later)
  • Washington: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Hamilton Characters as Corgis

Alexander Hamilton

Aaron Burr

John Laurens

Marquis de Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

Angelica Schuyler 

Eliza Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Thomas Jefferson

James Madison

Maria Reynolds

George Washington

Phillip Hamilton

King George III

how everyone in hamilton would kiss pt. 1

alexander hamilton: he actually adores any and all types of affection and when he kisses you, it’s usually sleepily- either when he finally decides to go to sleep and he is about to curl up next to you and he will just sleepily press a kiss to your cheek or lips or neck or forehead and he’ll probably fall asleep while kissing you or in the morning when he wakes up and if you aren’t awake, he will kiss your forehead gently and he’ll smile a bit before going to work

aaron burr: so he isn’t really a touchy person at all but he loves like kissing your cheek really gently before getting really really flustered but if you try to kiss him passionately he will go all out and will leave you feeling flustered while he is just smiling at his hands and glancing at you with this loving expression and he will probably hug you after and just kinda remind you that he loves you so much and that he doesn’t know who he would be without you

eliza schuyler: she loves kissing so much i mean she prefers just kissing you lightly on the lips or cheek. she loves walking around with you aimlessly and just telling you all about the buildings and stuff you guys pass because even if you know all of it already, the way eliza tells it makes it sound a million times better and more interesting. she loves that grin you get on your face when she does and she just kisses you when you do and your smile softens

george washington: he just melts at all affection i mean he is a sucker for giving and receiving forehead kisses but he wants you to make the first move so he knows that it is okay to kiss you- you could be dating for years but he will still want to make sure that you want the affection before he gives it. if you kiss him on the forehead, assuming you are shorter than him he will be amused because you probably need a chair just to reach his forehead but he just becomes super happy to be on the receiving end of forehead kisses and he just melts

angelica schuyler: she probably kisses the most passionately out of everyone like yes, but she can be gentle when it comes to kissing and gentle kissing is nice and she does do that quite often as well because she wants you to know how much she cares about you, even if she isn’t the most direct with saying her affections so it’s just a reminder really that she really cares about you a lot and you can bet everyone is aw-ing which causes her to smile widely

peggy schuyler: she is the shyest one out of all i them i mean when she does kiss you, it’s just really gently and kinda hesitant, even if you are dating and have been for awhile she is just really really timid when it comes to affection and things of the sort but she does tend to get a bit enthusiastic when she realizes that hey this is pretty nice so she loves kissing but she tends to get very shy when she is the one kissing you

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random wallpapers that i made while i was experimenting with different apps and photoshop elements

anonymous asked:

What type of pets do you think everyone would have?

James: No pets, it’s too much responsibility.

Thomas: No pets, he lives with James.

Alexander: He tried for a dog but didn’t pay it enough attention. He has two lizards now, but it’s mostly John and Eliza who take care of it

Eliza: A puppy! She is great at taking care of it.

Angelica: CATS CATS CATS CATS

John (must I even say this??): TURTLE

Washington: Three dogs, everyone is pretty sure he took them from Lee??? Nobody’s brave enough to ask him.

Lee: He lives alone with 21 dogs. He would die for them. He used to have 24… hm.

Lafayette: A snake named Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de Snakie

Hercules: Horses ;) He also named each of his needles, so I guess those count as pets too.

IT’S DONE!

Here’s my very first animatic for A Winters Ball! Thanks for being patient with me!

Man, this took forever, but I’m so happy with the results!

" I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly."

- Alexander Hamilton