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  • Washington: *pats John and Alexander on the back*
  • Washington: Good job, gays!
  • John: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-
  • Washington: Did I fucking stutter
" I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit."

- George Washington

Laurens: C’mon Lafayette, I didn’t drink that much last night

Lafayette: You were flirting with Hamilton

Laurens: So what, he’s my boyfriend

Lafayette: You asked if he was single…

Lafayette: And cried when he said he wasn’t



|💖 Anthony Ramos Appreciation Post 💖 |

You know you’re in deep when you watch slightly questionable movies just because your favourite actor is in them for 0.23 seconds

  • Eliza: I like Alexander
  • John: Bitch me too the fuck

How does someone manage to do this…

  • John: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine
  • Hercules: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM
  • Alexander: They call me coffee, because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.