elijahtate: master yoda

After Return of the Jedi:
  • The Force-ghost of Anakin Skywalker: Hello, Obi-Wan. Thanks for not telling my son that I am his father.
  • The Force-ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi: It was Qui-Gon's idea.
  • The Force-ghost of Qui-Gon Jinn: Hey!
  • The Force-ghost of Anakin Skywalker: Also, thanks for trying to talk my son into killing me.
  • The Force-ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi: It was Yoda's idea.
  • The Force-ghost of Yoda: Hey!
  • The Force-ghost of Anakin Skywalker: You're really an asshole, aren't you?
  • Padmé: *calls Anakin* Ani, care to explain this?
  • Anakin: ... what? You didn't like my letter? Did I misspelled it again. *sigh*
  • Padmé: *confused* well, "Suck it up, I'll do it when I damn well please. OKAY!" isn't what I usually expect when you send me some letters.
  • Anakin: WHAT! Hey, this was supposed to go to Windu!!!
  • Padmé: Well, that explains it. Ani you really should-!
  • Anakin: Oh my force!!!!
  • Padmé: What?
  • Anakin: I think I'm so screwed, Padmé!
  • Padmé: Wait, you don't think that he got...
  • Anakin: *nods miserably*
  • Padmé: Oh, no!!
  • -somewhere else-
  • Mace: .... *just finished reading the most sappiest love letter ever*
  • Yoda: Look too green today you do, Mace! Why?