Cinnamon Roll Meme: OTP Edition
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Caroline, Bonnie
  • Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Elijah
  • Looks they could kill you, could actually kill you: Kol, Katherine
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Matt, Rebekah
  • Sinnamon Roll: Klaus

Katherine : The three of us together, just like old times. The brother who loved me too much, and the brother who didn’t love me enough.

Damon : And an evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

imaginationisagift  asked:

I just read your Kennett headcannons and i love them so much!! I stab so much for in-law friendships like Koltherine, Bonlijah, Carolijah, Kolenzo etc. If you have the time, can you do Kalijah or Klaroline headcannons? 💛

Hi! Oh wow thank you, I’m so glad u liked them. Girl, me too I’m trash for Koltherine and Kolenzo. I can definitely do some Klaroline and Kalijah headcanons (I’m actually a lil’ surprised KC wasn’t requested sooner) 

I’ll do Klaroline in a separate post and tag u.x

Kalijah Head Canons (with gifs)

  • When they get married Katherine not only makes Elijah buy a house with a HUGE walk in wardrobe but eventually they have to buy back her old apartment to keep some of Katherine’s shoes there for storage.
  • Katherine takes every opportunity (mostly when they have to be somewhere important) to seduce Elijah into shower sex.
  • Elijah has no qualms about punishing his Ekaterina when she misbehaves usually this involves being restrained with one of his ties.
  • When they first met and Elijah managed to get Katherine number she screened his calls for nearly a week before excepting a date. He flew her out to Paris the next day.
  • Between the period where Katherine escaped Klaus and when they came in contact again in mystic falls; they definitely met up in secret several times. Hence Katherine’s infamous claims.
  • Elijah speaks to Katherine in Bulgarian one of two times: a) If he’s being romantic b) If Katherine’s being… well Katherine.
  • Katherine speaks to Elijah in Bulgarian for one of two reasons: a) if she’s talking shit about someone b) if she’s tempting him with the promise of something explicit.
  • Kol is Katherine’s partner in crime Always and Forever™
  • Katherine is secretly extremely ticklish but \Elijah is the only one who knows about it.

ugggh my feeeels

(none of these gifs are mine)

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you my headcanons for them.


Elijah w/ Petrova doppelgängers 
                   ↳You c a r e d about her, didn’t you?
      It’s a c o m m o n mistake, I’m told. And it’s one I w o n ’ t make again.